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So I burned off half my face

StraightziStraightzi You didn't see that coming?Registered User regular
edited May 2009 in Singularity Engine++
The other night, I was at a bonfire party in the middle of the woods, and in the process of trying to breathe fire using a fair quantity of grain alcohol, lit my face on fire. I suffered first and second degree burns on my face, hand, and chest, and have to take ridiculous care of them all now, but on the plus side, I'm told it looked really cool when I did it (I had lit my hand on fire by covering it with alcohol and dunking it into the bonfire, and then spit over my hand, creating a huge gout of fire).

So this kinda sucks, and is probably one of the dumbest and coolest ways I've injured myself with fire.

And I know that you assholes also enjoy injuring yourselves and cool stories and fire.

So let's hear them

Straightzi on
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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Were you drunk?

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    there's a thread title I never thought I'd see

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That really sucks, Straightzi.

    But it was also really dumb. Ahh, alcohol.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    RETARD


    also Rank's entry into the forum battle a year or two ago

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  • StraightziStraightzi You didn't see that coming? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Were you drunk?

    Well that's what the grain alcohol was originally there for

    Also I'd had a good amount of vodka before

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2009
    Wow that sure is an unattractive injury, but boy did it look cool when it happened!

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  • redfenixredfenix Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    that was stupid

    so glad it 'looked cool'
    nice job

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    almost a Darwin award

    almost

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  • DsmartDsmart Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Pics Plz

    And I can only imagine this opens up new renfaire opportunities for you

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am assuming you've done this before. What went wrong this time?

    Spoiler:
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    So you spit grain alcohol at a fire.

    And you got burned.

    Are you surprised?

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  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'd love to know what you were thinking at the time.

    "woah this is eaOHGODMYFACE"

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So you spit grain alcohol at a fire.

    And you got burned.

    Are you surprised?

    I'm not sure if we could tell at this point, what with the lack of eyebrows.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    You lit your hand on fire.

    This should have been your first clue that it was a bad idea.

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  • Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    are you going to become a super villain because of this?

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    now that your face has been ruined by fire the only solution is to finish your experimental formula for synthetic skin. with it, you will get revenge on those who did this to you

    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
    Satan! Look here!
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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2009
    Will there be permanent damage / scarring?

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    are you going to become a super villain because of this?

    Swinging from the rafters of an old Parisian opera house!

    scarab you have mental problems
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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Marathon wrote: »
    now that your face has been ruined by fire the only solution is to finish your experimental formula for synthetic skin. with it, you will get revenge on those who did this to you
    Straightzi 3: Die Straightzi, Die!

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    are you going to play some organ in the sewers now?

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Will there be permanent damage / scarring?

    -1 charisma but he gets a +3 to his intimidation checks

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    almost a Darwin award

    almost

    For it to be a Darwin award, the person has to be removed from the gene pool, right?

    If only he lit his crotch on fire.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Did your lucky 2-headed coin get all burned up on one side?

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    almost a Darwin award

    almost

    For it to be a Darwin award, the person has to be removed from the gene pool, right?

    If only he lit his crotch on fire.

    To be removed from the gene pool you have to have first dipped in your toe.

    scarab you have mental problems
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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    So you spit grain alcohol at a fire.

    And you got burned.

    Are you surprised?

    I'm not sure if we could tell at this point, what with the lack of eyebrows.

    :^:

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i'm glad to hear you're trying to improve your looks

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    who would have thought drinking fire could be so bad for you

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Air wrote: »
    I absolutely love seeing things like this. Buy the ticket, take the fucking ride.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    see if this happened to me I'd have made up a story about how I was at a bonfire and someone tried to set a cat on fire and I saved it and beat the dudes up responsible but they threw their drink at me and swung a burning stick at my face and it caught fire so now I'm all messed up but at least the kitty is ok and the dudes are in jail.

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  • Fatty McBeardoFatty McBeardo Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    and that kitty grew up to become president barack obama

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    The point of the flaming shot is that the fire is extinguished in your mouth when you close it and there isn't oxygen for it to combust.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    also this reminds me of the House episode from last week.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The point of the flaming shot is that the fire is extinguished in your mouth when you close it and there isn't oxygen for it to combust.
    yeah you just need to be smart/brave enough to toss it in there and sober/co-ordinated enough to hit your mouth.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hahaha. oh, frat boys. you're kickin' lats didn't save you this time did they?


    also; fucking quetzi is now king badass of rad mountain.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Taking the Two-Face costume a bit too far this time, I think dude.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    hahaha. oh, frat boys. you're kickin' lats didn't save you this time did they?


    also; fucking quetzi is now king badass of rad mountain.

    Queen Dumbass of Graft Mountain

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    no he isn't

    he's king retard of the fucked up face vale

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  • StraightziStraightzi You didn't see that coming? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    I am assuming you've done this before. What went wrong this time?

    Yes, I have

    Well, sorta. I've done both parts of it independently, but I've never used grain alcohol specifically to do it before.

    And usually I've been less drunk when I've done it.

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