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So I burned off half my face
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sick burn
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that is the funniest thing I've seen all day. I hope they all perished in the cleansing flames. by fire be purged!
Nah
Or if there is, it'll be minor enough that it's just a cool scar with a good story behind it.
and now you know
the rest of the story
No that happened in the OP.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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Oh I've been varying my story for everyone
I told you guys the true one, but some people are getting the "So I was sucking the cock of an Efreet, and well, I don't know how much experience you have with the ejaculate of flame spirits, but"
Sorry you got your shit burned up, Straightzi.
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I've had sicker
DOOOHOHOHOHOHO
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8-)
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Burn scars are never cool because they are not as defined as cuts. They're just a bubbling of the skin, a wide area of flesh that is warped and disfigured. You can't break that shit out when hunting killer Great White sharks and tell some awesome story about it.
"I lit my face on fire while drunk" is a step below the USS Indianapolis.
good scar stories involve you being a badass, not a dumbass
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Like the time I was 9 and wanted the ears off of that chocolate easter bunny in the freezer... I got them by almost lopping of my finger with a butcher knife. That is a badass scar.
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That depends entirely on the burn, really. Because most of it is first degree, I doubt'll even scar in the first place, especially if I take care of it properly (which I'm totally doing, I went to the hospital and everything to figure out what exactly should be done)
Phew. Well, you can always lie and say you rescued a puppy out of a burning house or something.
I got my burn by being the last man inside the building as it erupted in fire, clutching my nemesis and screaming to the rest of Alpha team to "get out, get out while you still can"
Of course that sentence was cut short by falling rafters and a loud explosion. They got out OK though, and I turned up in the last act to save the day with an outstretched hand over Niagra Falls.
"Gotcha"
"Scarab, you're alive! I thought-"
"It'll take more than that to kill me"
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Nah, totally true. And then, I tried to outdrink Thor himself, and ended up vomiting honeyed meade all over the place.
Nothing happened, it was just gross.
all lies
Ya shoulda seen Odin's face when he got back to his apartment!
Ask Odin, he was there. Dude was totally fucking shitfaced. Kept putting an olive in his empty eye-hole and going "OOoo."
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How will this affect the M&M game?
Oh yeah. Good story.
"You guys want to know how I got this? Because I am stupid."
this is why god invented gloves
I was so cold one night camping that I thought seriously about dipping my head into that enticing inferno. My friends saw me slowly leaning in and stopped me, waking me from my fugue.
I was also on a bad mushroom trip.
I imagine I would not have lived that night down.
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like if you are one of those dudes whose head is just a twisted white ball of skin with a couple holes for eyes nose mouth and ears but the actual ears are burnt off
tell some grand story about saving an orphanage that doubles as an animal sanctuary for puppies and baby rabbits and shit that was also for some reason hosting a full united nations ceremony awarding beloved and respected figures in politics, sports, entertainment, and anyone else the public likes
then watch all the ladies go home with some dude showing off a scar from when he slipped on a wet footpath and landed on his keys
You're a fucking idiot.
And you'd be DEAD.
i had a gigantic fucking mole removed from my hip and got a big scar there
multiple scars on knuckles, arms, and ribs from football
got a neat scar on my foot from some siding
got a scar in the shape of an h on my knee
got a scar on my chin from a football helmet
got a scarred up ear from surgeries.
got a scarred up lip n nose from surgery.
and i got a real big scar when they took out a piece of my hip on my back.
got a scar on my eyebrow from a shotgun.