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So I burned off half my face

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hahaha. oh, frat boys. you're kickin' lats didn't save you this time did they?


    also; fucking quetzi is now king badass of rad mountain.

    Queen Dumbass of Graft Mountain

    sick burn

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »

    that is the funniest thing I've seen all day. I hope they all perished in the cleansing flames. by fire be purged!

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  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Will there be permanent damage / scarring?

    Nah

    Or if there is, it'll be minor enough that it's just a cool scar with a good story behind it.

  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    and that kitty grew up to become president barack obama

    and now you know

    the rest of the story

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    hahaha. oh, frat boys. you're kickin' lats didn't save you this time did they?


    also; fucking quetzi is now king badass of rad mountain.

    Queen Dumbass of Graft Mountain

    sick burn

    No that happened in the OP.

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  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    see if this happened to me I'd have made up a story about how I was at a bonfire and someone tried to set a cat on fire and I saved it and beat the dudes up responsible but they threw their drink at me and swung a burning stick at my face and it caught fire so now I'm all messed up but at least the kitty is ok and the dudes are in jail.

    Oh I've been varying my story for everyone

    I told you guys the true one, but some people are getting the "So I was sucking the cock of an Efreet, and well, I don't know how much experience you have with the ejaculate of flame spirits, but"

  • Vargas PrimeVargas Prime King of Nothing Just a ShowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My friends and I were doing this at a bbq a couple of summers ago, except we were spitting Bacardi 151, and we were using long rolls of paper that was lit on fire at one end. There were no injuries, but some really cool pictures.

    Sorry you got your shit burned up, Straightzi.

  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    hahaha. oh, frat boys. you're kickin' lats didn't save you this time did they?


    also; fucking quetzi is now king badass of rad mountain.

    Queen Dumbass of Graft Mountain

    sick burn

    I've had sicker

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    hahaha. oh, frat boys. you're kickin' lats didn't save you this time did they?


    also; fucking quetzi is now king badass of rad mountain.

    Queen Dumbass of Graft Mountain

    sick burn

    No that happened in the OP.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    There is no cool way to injure yourself with fire.
    8-)

  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Will there be permanent damage / scarring?

    Nah

    Or if there is, it'll be minor enough that it's just a cool scar with a good story behind it.

    Burn scars are never cool because they are not as defined as cuts. They're just a bubbling of the skin, a wide area of flesh that is warped and disfigured. You can't break that shit out when hunting killer Great White sharks and tell some awesome story about it.

    "I lit my face on fire while drunk" is a step below the USS Indianapolis.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Will there be permanent damage / scarring?

    Nah

    Or if there is, it'll be minor enough that it's just a cool scar with a good story behind it.

    good scar stories involve you being a badass, not a dumbass

  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Will there be permanent damage / scarring?

    Nah

    Or if there is, it'll be minor enough that it's just a cool scar with a good story behind it.

    good scar stories involve you being a badass, not a dumbass

    Like the time I was 9 and wanted the ears off of that chocolate easter bunny in the freezer... I got them by almost lopping of my finger with a butcher knife. That is a badass scar.

  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Will there be permanent damage / scarring?

    Nah

    Or if there is, it'll be minor enough that it's just a cool scar with a good story behind it.

    Burn scars are never cool because they are not as defined as cuts. They're just a bubbling of the skin, a wide area of flesh that is warped and disfigured. You can't break that shit out when hunting killer Great White sharks and tell some awesome story about it.

    "I lit my face on fire while drunk" is a step below the USS Indianapolis.

    That depends entirely on the burn, really. Because most of it is first degree, I doubt'll even scar in the first place, especially if I take care of it properly (which I'm totally doing, I went to the hospital and everything to figure out what exactly should be done)

  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    see I got this burn while battling a flame thrower wielding maniac underneath a military compound

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Just make sure you stay away from soil. Acinetobacteria will kick your ass.

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  • Run Run RunRun Run Run __BANNED USERS
    edited May 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Will there be permanent damage / scarring?

    Nah

    Or if there is, it'll be minor enough that it's just a cool scar with a good story behind it.

    Phew. Well, you can always lie and say you rescued a puppy out of a burning house or something.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    funnily enough when i was looking for that particular video i had to wade through so many other clips of people setting all their business on fire trying this stupid shit

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    see I got this burn while battling a flame thrower wielding maniac underneath a military compound

    I got my burn by being the last man inside the building as it erupted in fire, clutching my nemesis and screaming to the rest of Alpha team to "get out, get out while you still can"

    Of course that sentence was cut short by falling rafters and a loud explosion. They got out OK though, and I turned up in the last act to save the day with an outstretched hand over Niagra Falls.

    "Gotcha"

    "Scarab, you're alive! I thought-"

    "It'll take more than that to kill me"


    CREDITS

    scarab you have mental problems
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I got my burn scars grabbing a hot iron from a dwarven forge to thrust it through the heart of a frost troll named Udefrikt The Bold, and where his body fell it melted and created the lakes of the world.

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I got my burn scars grabbing a hot iron from a dwarven forge to thrust it through the heart of a frost troll named Udefrikt The Bold, and where his body fell it melted and created the lakes of the world.

    liar

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I've got some bitchin face scars where a dog used my face as a toy. I was pretty young when they happened so it's healed really well. Small enough not to grab attention, but noticeable enough to add personality.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I have a scar on my finger from my PSP, and one right above my upper lip, right in the middle.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Just make sure you stay away from soil. Acinetobacteria will kick your ass.
    Also pseudomonas aeruginosa

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    I got my burn scars grabbing a hot iron from a dwarven forge to thrust it through the heart of a frost troll named Udefrikt The Bold, and where his body fell it melted and created the lakes of the world.

    liar

    Nah, totally true. And then, I tried to outdrink Thor himself, and ended up vomiting honeyed meade all over the place.

    Nothing happened, it was just gross.

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    I got my burn scars grabbing a hot iron from a dwarven forge to thrust it through the heart of a frost troll named Udefrikt The Bold, and where his body fell it melted and created the lakes of the world.

    liar

    Nah, totally true. And then, I tried to outdrink Thor himself, and ended up vomiting honeyed meade all over the place.

    Nothing happened, it was just gross.

    all lies

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    I got my burn scars grabbing a hot iron from a dwarven forge to thrust it through the heart of a frost troll named Udefrikt The Bold, and where his body fell it melted and created the lakes of the world.

    liar

    Nah, totally true. And then, I tried to outdrink Thor himself, and ended up vomiting honeyed meade all over the place.

    Nothing happened, it was just gross.

    Ya shoulda seen Odin's face when he got back to his apartment!

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    oh this scar? Can't tell you any details, let's just say there's a certain African King that owes me a favor.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    I got my burn scars grabbing a hot iron from a dwarven forge to thrust it through the heart of a frost troll named Udefrikt The Bold, and where his body fell it melted and created the lakes of the world.

    liar

    Nah, totally true. And then, I tried to outdrink Thor himself, and ended up vomiting honeyed meade all over the place.

    Nothing happened, it was just gross.

    all lies

    Ask Odin, he was there. Dude was totally fucking shitfaced. Kept putting an olive in his empty eye-hole and going "OOoo."

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I guess I still have the scars on my knuckles from that skill-saw accident where the damn thing started throwing tiny shards of white-hot steel into my hand. It felt like several small bee stings, then nothing for like three seconds then incredible searing pain

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I only have one real good scar, on my leg. From a broken futon.

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    QUESTION:

    How will this affect the M&M game?

  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Will there be permanent damage / scarring?

    Nah

    Or if there is, it'll be minor enough that it's just a cool scar with a good story behind it.

    Oh yeah. Good story.

    "You guys want to know how I got this? Because I am stupid."

  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    I guess I still have the scars on my knuckles from that skill-saw accident where the damn thing started throwing tiny shards of white-hot steel into my hand. It felt like several small bee stings, then nothing for like three seconds then incredible searing pain

    this is why god invented gloves

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  • ScribemiteScribemite Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Ever see the red embers at the bottom of a fire pit? How they seem to writhe and seduce you with their hypnotic glow.

    I was so cold one night camping that I thought seriously about dipping my head into that enticing inferno. My friends saw me slowly leaning in and stopped me, waking me from my fugue.

    I was also on a bad mushroom trip.

    I imagine I would not have lived that night down.

  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    retard

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    doesnt matter how heroic your burn story is if you are explaining fucked up burns over your face

    like if you are one of those dudes whose head is just a twisted white ball of skin with a couple holes for eyes nose mouth and ears but the actual ears are burnt off
    tell some grand story about saving an orphanage that doubles as an animal sanctuary for puppies and baby rabbits and shit that was also for some reason hosting a full united nations ceremony awarding beloved and respected figures in politics, sports, entertainment, and anyone else the public likes

    then watch all the ladies go home with some dude showing off a scar from when he slipped on a wet footpath and landed on his keys

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  • The Sneak!The Sneak! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Scribemite wrote: »
    Ever see the red embers at the bottom of a fire pit? How they seem to writhe and seduce you with their hypnotic glow.

    I was so cold one night camping that I thought seriously about dipping my head into that enticing inferno. My friends saw me slowly leaning in and stopped me, waking me from my fugue.

    I was also on a bad mushroom trip.

    I imagine I would not have lived that night down.

    You're a fucking idiot.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You probably would have gasped to scream and then the heat would have collapsed your lungs.

    And you'd be DEAD.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    fell off a car going about 40 mph, got a neat scar on my hip from that.

    i had a gigantic fucking mole removed from my hip and got a big scar there

    multiple scars on knuckles, arms, and ribs from football

    got a neat scar on my foot from some siding

    got a scar in the shape of an h on my knee

    got a scar on my chin from a football helmet

    got a scarred up ear from surgeries.

    got a scarred up lip n nose from surgery.

    and i got a real big scar when they took out a piece of my hip on my back.

    got a scar on my eyebrow from a shotgun.

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