Tie in Mouth Joke

kid_zombie

I was at a wedding this past weekend, and I attempted to make the table i was at laugh by making my tie look like it was coming out of my mouth. Keep in mind I know this isn't funny, I guess I was trying to be ironic funny or something. In any case, we all had a great time for the rest of the reception pretend laughing at that joke. It caught on and everyone around us was in on the 'non-joke'. In any case, I was wondering if anyone knew what Jim Carrey movie he does that in and what scene. I'm trying to find a screenshot but its impossible so I was gonna make one myself. Does anyone know what scene I'm talking about; has anyone pulled that joke before or seen it pulled?

Dog

how is that ironic funny

Weaver

that's it I'm tossing you in a cement mixer

Tard

Spoiler:

kid_zombie

I guess that's a poor description of why I did it. It isn't ironic funny. It isn't funny at all. What made it funny is everyone pretending to find it hilarious every time one of us did it. That isn't even that funny on paper, I know.

Synthetic Orange

They invented the death penalty for this.

Tossrock

cool story

Javen

Oh my god I love this.

Weaver

thread is now about jokes that even Reader's Digest won't publish

honey nut cheerios

Is your avatar the guy from that movie Mask?

Abracadaniel

dudes the demo of Plants VS Zombies is out

go play it

it's fun

Faricazy

this one time i was at a wedding and to make the people at my table laugh i went and got my mother and father and sister and family dog, and we all strip out of all our clothing; my dad starts making out with the dog, my mom and sister are going at it while im furiously jerking it all over the champagne glasses,

The_Scarab

Weaver wrote: »

thread is now about jokes that even Reader's Digest won't publish

Two parrots are sitting on a perch.

One says to the other "do you smell fish?"

kid_zombie

we also did the thing where it looks like the dinner rolls are feet on the end of forks and it looks like they're dancing. also, this guy across from me put two salad forks in his mouth and they looked like walrus tusks. This was all in the absence of an open bar.

Abracadaniel

Faricazy wrote: »

this one time i was at a wedding and to make the people at my table laugh i went and got my mother and father and sister and family dog, and we all strip out of all our clothing; my dad starts making out with the dog, my mom and sister are going at it while im furiously jerking it all over the champagne glasses,

And then your father shoves a magnum of champagne up your ass while giving you a reach-around and when you cum the cork pops and shoots into your mother's vagina,

RabidDeathMoose

ouch...

Faricazy

just then my dad pulls out of my sister's butt so fast, she projectile-shits right into the open mouth of the dog, and

Synthetic Orange

The_Scarab wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

thread is now about jokes that even Reader's Digest won't publish

Two parrots are sitting on a perch.

One says to the other "do you smell fish?"

That's not even a complete joke, you forgot the AHAHAH I see what you YOU SON OF A BITCH.

Macro9

Are you nine? Did some school yard hussy give you cooties?

Centipede Damascus

and they say, what do you call this act?

FAQ

god damnit, the tie in mouth joke is my thing

Faricazy

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

and they say, what do you call this act?

THE ARISTOCATS

Weaver

more like the aristoscats

Javen

Synthetic Orange wrote: »

The_Scarab wrote: »

Weaver wrote: »

thread is now about jokes that even Reader's Digest won't publish

Two parrots are sitting on a perch.

One says to the other "do you smell fish?"

That's not even a complete joke, you forgot the AHAHAH I see what you YOU SON OF A BITCH.

Hahahahahahaha

Handsome Costanza

how is gay marriage banned yet you can have retard weddings.....?

Fandyien

Do I know you

Why are you also in Richmond

FAQ

honey nut cheerios wrote: »

Is your avatar the guy from that movie Mask?

it's phil spector dumby

Centipede Damascus

Faricazy wrote: »

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

and they say, what do you call this act?

THE ARISTOCATS

Dog

FAQ wrote: »

god damnit, the tie in mouth joke is my thing

ahaha

another FAQism ruined

Phonehand

waffles waffles!

redfenix

Did anyone finish with 'The Aristocrats!" yet?

e:shit.

Weaver

Fandyien wrote: »

Do I know you

Why are you also in Richmond

You don't remember? He was the guy doing all that stupid shit at your wedding.

Metacortex

Is the kitten on the left adopted or is the mother cat just a cheating whore?

Weaver

It almost looks like they tried to make the cats have those stereotypically oversized upper teeth that they used to use in caricatures of Chinese folk

Mysst

Metacortex wrote: »

Is the kitten on the left adopted or is the mother cat just a cheating whore?

man cats don't care

Faricazy

if i remember correctly, none of this kittens are his

duchess gets around

FAQ

robothero wrote: »

FAQ wrote: »

god damnit, the tie in mouth joke is my thing

ahaha

another FAQism ruined

this is just like when everybody started saying "don't go there"

Fandyien

Weaver wrote: »

Fandyien wrote: »

Do I know you

Why are you also in Richmond

You don't remember? He was the guy doing all that stupid shit at your wedding.

Son of a bitch ate all the little eggrolls

Bad-Beat

A guy came up to me and said

"I've got a joke about rimjobs"

I said, "I bet it's tongue-in-cheek."


hahahahaha.

Weaver

An Indian walks in to a bar and gets his license to practice law revoked for his multiple DUI convictions.

Centipede Damascus

Faricazy wrote: »

if i remember correctly, none of this kittens are his

duchess gets around

yeah, he's just a tomcat

they were mad ruttin' later on though