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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Gim, is there anything after the credits in Wolverine?

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  • GimGim Registered User
    I don't know, sorry. Why?

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    James wrote: »
    Gim, is there anything after the credits in Wolverine?

    Supposedly there's some really retarded-sounding bit with him drinking in a bar. I was in a hurry to get out of the theater, though.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    I don't know, sorry. Why?

    Just wondering if it's worth staying afterward.

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Wait I lied (well actually I forgot): I did used to do something humiliating as a teenager. I used to read erotic fanfiction of the Sword of Truth. Now, normally I know that the Sword of Truth and Goodking in general catch a metric ton of shit on this forum. However right now I don't feel vulnerable at all- not after the last few pages of [chat]! You fuckers can't say anything that will hurt right now about my affinity for Goodkind after the shit I've seen in the last hour in this thread. :lol:


    edit: yes Goodking. That was intentional and I won't take it back.

    Is that the show Legend of the Seeker is about?

    Because that show is basically 'lol look at these two hot people who can't have sex even though we put them in awkward situations every week!'

    It's fucking Friends with magic.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    Every time we touch
    I get
    This feeling

    Every time we kiss
    I swear
    I can fly

    I can feel my heart beat fast
    I want this to last
    Oops, premature ejaculation ...

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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Hmmmmm Registered User regular
    I just played Street Fighter Alpha 3 for four hours and I don't think I understand it any more than I used to : (

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  • GimGim Registered User
    James wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I don't know, sorry. Why?

    Just wondering if it's worth staying afterward.

    I thought you had a girl to make hot making outs with by that point.

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I don't know, sorry. Why?

    Just wondering if it's worth staying afterward.

    I thought you had a girl to make hot making outs with by that point.

    No, I'm going with a group of friends, one of whom is a girl who I am kind of interested in.

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  • GimGim Registered User
    This is pretty fantastic.

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    James: So it's an orgy?

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    So it's an orgy?

    Yes.

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    So it's an orgy?

    Yes.

    :^:

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    To be honest I would find an orgy to be... weird. I don't think I'd know what to do.

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    To be honest I would find an orgy to be... weird. I don't think I'd know what to do.

    Watch.

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  • GimGim Registered User
    James wrote: »
    To be honest I would find an orgy to be... weird. I don't think I'd know what to do.

    Move your hips about a lot, I would imagine.

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    I would not be comfortable. I'm weird with intimacy. I'll stick to the whole one on one stuff.

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    ARAWN!

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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    Morning, [chat]. Hoo boy, got a stag weekend in three days time. And what are we doing the morning after the first night's heavy drinking? Why no, not 'recovering slowly'. Instead, we're getting on boats and going sea-fishing. No, me neither. I may accidentally oversleep.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    I think I will also stick to one-on-one stuff.

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    I kinda want to 'book an appointment' with a craigslist prostitute then only ask to cuddle just to see if the intimacy would be creepier than plugging a stranger in the ass for money.

    Also if it's a crime to pay someone to cuddle with you.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Morning, [chat]. Hoo boy, got a stag weekend in three days time. And what are we doing the morning after the first night's heavy drinking? Why no, not 'recovering slowly'. Instead, we're getting on boats and going sea-fishing. No, me neither. I may accidentally oversleep.

    Nothing better for a hangover than sea air.

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  • GimGim Registered User
    How does next Thursday work for you, Kag?

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    I will also take money for cuddles.

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    You should allow your dogs to feed on the stag then the lord of the underworld will force a bargain on you in which you trade places with him for a year and a day.

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  • VariableVariable Analrapist InsertmeanywhereRegistered User regular
    well I stayed up too late. hope I wake up on time tomorrow.

    one more night with dvd profiler and I should be done. would have been better off never hearing about it.

    I'm afraid I just blue myself
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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    No you'd guys ruin it with your erections.

    Also apparently there's a porn parody of the game Left 4 Dead called Left 4 Head.

    FYI

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    My current sleep pattern is 11am-3pm.

    Fuck this shit.

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
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  • GimGim Registered User
    I'm completely flaccid in the heat of passion, honest!

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
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    oh hai

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    RonaldoTheGypsy wrote: »
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    oh hai

    MAKE HIM EAT STAG!!!!

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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Morning, [chat]. Hoo boy, got a stag weekend in three days time. And what are we doing the morning after the first night's heavy drinking? Why no, not 'recovering slowly'. Instead, we're getting on boats and going sea-fishing. No, me neither. I may accidentally oversleep.

    Nothing better for a hangover than sea air.

    It's the constant rocking of the boat and the reeking tang of fish that I'm worried about.

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  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    bloody hell, £20 for a note from the doctors saying I'm a cripple. It'd better work.

    hello again [chat].

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    No you'd guys ruin it with your erections.

    We could kind of... tuck ourselves in...

    I mean hey, it's your money.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    MAKE HIM EAT STAG!!!!

    He dun wanna

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Registered User regular
    Okay, I think I have come up with a sensible, balanced solution to my current unemployment predicament.

    And the solution is this.

    One of you fuckers is going to give me a job. Right now.

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Morning, [chat]. Hoo boy, got a stag weekend in three days time. And what are we doing the morning after the first night's heavy drinking? Why no, not 'recovering slowly'. Instead, we're getting on boats and going sea-fishing. No, me neither. I may accidentally oversleep.

    Nothing better for a hangover than sea air.

    It's the constant rocking of the boat and the reeking tang of fish that I'm worried about.

    If you go with my plan then the lord of Annwn will have to do it and you can chillax in style with your awesome hounds

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    Squirminator2k wrote: »
    Okay, I think I have come up with a sensible, balanced solution to my current unemployment predicament.

    And the solution is this.

    One of you fuckers is going to give me a job. Right now.

    Kagera is paying us for cuddles.

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  • GimGim Registered User
    Squirminator2k wrote: »
    Okay, I think I have come up with a sensible, balanced solution to my current unemployment predicament.

    And the solution is this.

    One of you fuckers is going to give me a job. Right now.

    buuUUUUUAH Squirm you will mow my lawn everyday for free!

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    Kagera is paying us for cuddles.
    My rate is $600 per cuddle. "Luxuries" are extra.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    Squirminator2k wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Kagera is paying us for cuddles.
    My rate is $600 per cuddle. "Luxuries" are extra.

    If I had enough, I would totally buy a cuddle.

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