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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Kagera is paying us for cuddles.
    My rate is $600 per cuddle. "Luxuries" are extra.

    If I had enough, I would totally buy a cuddle.

    But not let him know where you lived.

  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Ronaldo, that dog is fucking adorable.

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Do you like dags? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    evilbob wrote: »
    Ronaldo, that dog is fucking adorable.

    I know.

    I wish I had a White Schnauzer.

    To get them from a breeder is super fucking expensive because there's maybe one white one in a litter, if you're lucky.

    EDIT: The sad thing about dogs with white hair is that they tend to have skin issues if you don't take good care of them. It's weird.

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  • BogartBogart Mr. Lady Anime Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Morning, [chat]. Hoo boy, got a stag weekend in three days time. And what are we doing the morning after the first night's heavy drinking? Why no, not 'recovering slowly'. Instead, we're getting on boats and going sea-fishing. No, me neither. I may accidentally oversleep.

    Nothing better for a hangover than sea air.

    It's the constant rocking of the boat and the reeking tang of fish that I'm worried about.

    If you go with my plan then the lord of Annwn will have to do it and you can chillax in style with your awesome hounds

    Sorry, I sold my soul to Crom Cruach years ago for a BMX, making me ineligible for any further deals with otherworldy powers. I know, I know, but everyone had one in those days and I didn't want to be left out. You live and learn.

  • GimGim "god imagining ludious squatting at a walmart-owned company while devouring a pretzel like andy serkis, my nips have never been harder" Organichu;31272083Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Squirm, the pricing difference between new and used for your book on Amazon baffles and frightens me.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh man, raped by a witch, isn't that the truth.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Kagera is paying us for cuddles.
    My rate is $600 per cuddle. "Luxuries" are extra.

    If I had enough, I would totally buy a cuddle.

    I don't know whether this is endearing or creepy.
    Spoiler:

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    evilbob wrote: »
    Ronaldo, that dog is fucking adorable.

    I know.

    I wish I had a White Schnauzer.

    To get them from a breeder is super fucking expensive because there's maybe one white one in a litter, if you're lucky.

    EDIT: The sad thing about dogs with white hair is that they tend to have skin issues if you don't take good care of them. It's weird.

    White cats get skin cancer really easily on their nose and ears. If the get it on their ear they cut the ear off with scissors. D:

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Squirm, the pricing difference between new and used for your book on Amazon baffles and frightens me.

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    I noticed this, and to be honest I'm equally confused.

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  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Well I think I need to go to bed. At least if I want to get up in the morning. Goodnight [chat]!

  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Squirm, the pricing difference between new and used for your book on Amazon baffles and frightens me.

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    I noticed this, and to be honest I'm equally confused.

    You should give some copies a skim and throw them up on the used marketplace. It is clearly more profitable than not taking greasy, cheeto-stained hands to a quality product of graphical novelry before selling it.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Do you like dags? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    evilbob wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Ronaldo, that dog is fucking adorable.

    I know.

    I wish I had a White Schnauzer.

    To get them from a breeder is super fucking expensive because there's maybe one white one in a litter, if you're lucky.

    EDIT: The sad thing about dogs with white hair is that they tend to have skin issues if you don't take good care of them. It's weird.

    White cats get skin cancer really easily on their nose and ears. If the get it on their ear they cut the ear off with scissors. D:

    I hate seeing animals with health problems. It breaks my heart. Damn cute things warm my icy heart.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    yalborap wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    Kagera is paying us for cuddles.
    My rate is $600 per cuddle. "Luxuries" are extra.

    If I had enough, I would totally buy a cuddle.

    But not let him know where you lived.

    Woman/man/robot, you've seen me vent, right? Heard the tale of how, when I took the bus to the damn library, my father was calling my mother at home like every 5 goddamned minutes to check and make sure I hadn't died or gotten raped on the bus?

    Now, I want you to imagine how parents that react like that, would raise a child. Do you really think they would raise a trusting being who would freely reveal things like which small town they live in?

    REALLY?

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Do you like dags? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Genotypes for the white Miniature Schnauzer are proposed as follows showing they can "carry" for any of the other 3 colors of solid Black,B&S or S&P:
    aw,aw D,D e,e k,k (white carrying for S&P)
    aw,at D,D e,e K,k (white carrying for S&P, B&S, and black)
    at,at D,D e,e K,k (white carrying for B&S, and black)

    This "e,e" genotype for the white Miniature Schnauzer proves that all of the other 3 colors can carry a gene for the white and also that any of the 3 colored schnauzers bred to another schnauzer of any color that is carrying one "e" gene can produce a white puppy from that mating.[citation needed]

    Therefore, a B&S with the genotype of at,at; E,e; K,k bred to another B&S with the same genotype can produce a white puppy. The statistical odds are:

    * 50% will be: at,at; E,e; K,k, (B&S)
    * 25% will be: at,at; E,E,; K,k (B&S)
    * 25% will be: at,at; e,e; K,k (white)

    Mating 2 whites together will produce 100% white puppies because white is a double recessive gene phenotype.

    S&P = Salt and Pepper
    B&S = Black and Silver

    It's those gorramn tables from biology all over again.

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  • GimGim "god imagining ludious squatting at a walmart-owned company while devouring a pretzel like andy serkis, my nips have never been harder" Organichu;31272083Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    He's got a point, Squirm. Sell the remaining four used.

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    He's got a point, Squirm. Sell the remaining four used.
    You are assuming that those four Used sellers are actually having any luck selling used, delicately fondled copies of my book.

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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My dog is deaf.

  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    My dog is deaf.
    ...What?!

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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    He's got a point, Squirm. Sell the remaining four used.
    You are assuming that those four Used sellers are actually having any luck selling used, delicately fondled copies of my book.

    With the new price over 50% lower I doubt it.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I have finally found a 'zombie film' I will not watch.

    If zombie porn existed before I was blissfully unaware.

    That is no longer true.

    Thanks internet!

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Do you like dags? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    My dog is deaf.

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  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    My dog is deaf.
    ...What?!

    The canine that, well, isn't really mine, I suppose, he's my sister's but... anyhow, he has lost hearing in both ears.

  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    I have finally found a 'zombie film' I will not admit to having watched.

    If zombie porn existed before I was blissfully unaware.

    That is no longer true.

    Thanks internet!

  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I need chocolate. I crave it.

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    The canine that, well, isn't really mine, I suppose, he's my sister's but... anyhow, he has lost hearing in both ears.
    Ah, I'm sorry to hear that.

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  • GimGim "god imagining ludious squatting at a walmart-owned company while devouring a pretzel like andy serkis, my nips have never been harder" Organichu;31272083Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So what you're saying, Ron, is that if I breed Schnauzers correctly, I can get some peas?

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  • GimGim "god imagining ludious squatting at a walmart-owned company while devouring a pretzel like andy serkis, my nips have never been harder" Organichu;31272083Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    I have finally found a 'zombie film' I will not watch.

    If zombie porn existed before I was blissfully unaware.

    That is no longer true.

    Thanks internet!

    ...I need to know the title.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Was the thing out of stock for a while? Maybe that's why...

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    I have finally found a 'zombie film' I will not watch.

    If zombie porn existed before I was blissfully unaware.

    That is no longer true.

    Thanks internet!

    ...I need to know the title.

    Do you one better, here's a MUSIC VIDEO WITH CLIPS!

    Left 4 Head...NSFW

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Do you like dags? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    So what you're saying, Ron, is that if I breed Schnauzers correctly, I can get some peas?

    Swing and a miss.

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Great. Now I feel like an asshole for bitching to Elldren. :(

  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Check out those ports! Sunland, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I have settled on an alternative to chocolate. A bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats with no milk.

    Can someone please tell me why American cereals have such ridiculous names? Honey Bunches of Oats. Cp'n' Crunch. Life. I mean, what the fuck America.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Do you like dags? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    Great. Now I feel like an asshole for bitching to Elldren. :(

    Of all the people to bitch at, you've chosen poorly.

    I'm the evil one here.

    COME ON.

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  • GimGim "god imagining ludious squatting at a walmart-owned company while devouring a pretzel like andy serkis, my nips have never been harder" Organichu;31272083Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Kag. Was that a zombie penis?

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yalborap wrote: »
    Great. Now I feel like an asshole for bitching to Elldren. :(

    Of all the people to bitch at, you've chosen poorly.

    I'm the evil one here.

    COME ON.

    Pshh. Evil?

    Psn:wazukki
  • BerenBeren Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Can someone please tell me why American cereals have such ridiculous names? Honey Bunches of Oats. Cp'n' Crunch. Life. I mean, what the fuck America.

    I always thought Life was a bit... existential for cereal.

  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I have settled on an alternative to chocolate. A bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats with no milk.

    Can someone please tell me why American cereals have such ridiculous names? Honey Bunches of Oats. Cp'n' Crunch. Life. I mean, what the fuck America.

    Cereals occupy two distinct markets.

    One, is small children. They are drawn to characters, distinct and over-the-top names, and so on.

    Two, is parents and adults. They want something that seems 'healthy', but their inner child screams out for sugar in their milk.

    Thus, cereals must walk a treacherous line, and are often ridiculously over-the-top in the process.

  • GimGim "god imagining ludious squatting at a walmart-owned company while devouring a pretzel like andy serkis, my nips have never been harder" Organichu;31272083Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I have settled on an alternative to chocolate. A bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats with no milk.

    Can someone please tell me why American cereals have such ridiculous names? Honey Bunches of Oats. Cp'n' Crunch. Life. I mean, what the fuck America.

    We also have Cheerios. That forgives us all our sins.

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Kag. Was that a zombie penis?

    No no it was a zombie tongue.

    See in the Valve game Left 4 Dead one of the enemies is like a Licker from RE2 with a really long tongue.

    Apparently this porn is a faithful recreation of the game.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • GimGim "god imagining ludious squatting at a walmart-owned company while devouring a pretzel like andy serkis, my nips have never been harder" Organichu;31272083Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tongues do not look like penises outside of pornography, Kag.

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