MustangArbiter of Unpopular OpinionsRegistered Userregular
edited May 2009
Because weighing 115 makes you a girly man!
Also what if you need to lift a burning car of a burning bus that's full of burning school children and pregnant mothers who may or may not be on fire?
hulk powers. Remember, anyone can tap into the powers of hulk in desperate times. Like that really really old hulk movie where the black lady became hulk and lifted the burning car.
Loomdun on
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NappuccinoSurveyor of Things and StuffRegistered Userregular
edited May 2009
Yeah, but think of how much easier you could do it if you weighted 10 pounds more?
Man, considering you seem to drag in ladies en masse in industrial scale tuna farm nets already, what's the point in going in for Regimen Overcompensator? Do you just need to feel the thrill of kicking sand in people's faces at the beach or what?
If you've ever had to care for male horses then you know that these are real. And they need to be cleaned. But that's probably not a place that the doodle thread should be going...
There's very few informations that I have the pleasure of not knowing, this was one of them, and now that I know it I can never give it back.
Man, considering you seem to drag in ladies en masse in industrial scale tuna farm nets already, what's the point in going in for Regimen Overcompensator? Do you just need to feel the thrill of kicking sand in people's faces at the beach or what?
MT is trying to become a level 10 Latin Lover. You can't play flamenco shirtless with a rose between your teeth without some muscle.
Man, considering you seem to drag in ladies en masse in industrial scale tuna farm nets already, what's the point in going in for Regimen Overcompensator? Do you just need to feel the thrill of kicking sand in people's faces at the beach or what?
MT is trying to become a level 10 Latin Lover. You can't play flamenco shirtless with a rose between your teeth without some muscle.
If you've ever had to care for male horses then you know that these are real. And they need to be cleaned. But that's probably not a place that the doodle thread should be going...
There's very few informations that I have the pleasure of not knowing, this was one of them, and now that I know it I can never give it back.
Man, considering you seem to drag in ladies en masse in industrial scale tuna farm nets already, what's the point in going in for Regimen Overcompensator? Do you just need to feel the thrill of kicking sand in people's faces at the beach or what?
I left my heart in Japan, I retired my pimp cane. My friend is comming over in a couple of weeks for a visit and I want to impress her. My heart only wants one girl now....
Man, considering you seem to drag in ladies en masse in industrial scale tuna farm nets already, what's the point in going in for Regimen Overcompensator? Do you just need to feel the thrill of kicking sand in people's faces at the beach or what?
MT is trying to become a level 10 Latin Lover. You can't play flamenco shirtless with a rose between your teeth without some muscle.
What about a foam muscle suit?
That should be pretty convincing, right?
I thought you'd be set with a silk shirt, hairy chest, and enough aftershave to drown a household pet.
And of course, a medallion. After all, every woman knows that if you can't support a medallion, you can't support a family.
Man, considering you seem to drag in ladies en masse in industrial scale tuna farm nets already, what's the point in going in for Regimen Overcompensator? Do you just need to feel the thrill of kicking sand in people's faces at the beach or what?
I left my heart in Japan, I retired my pimp cane. My friend is comming over in a couple of weeks for a visit and I want to impress her. My heart only wants one girl now....
Man, considering you seem to drag in ladies en masse in industrial scale tuna farm nets already, what's the point in going in for Regimen Overcompensator? Do you just need to feel the thrill of kicking sand in people's faces at the beach or what?
I left my heart in Japan, I retired my pimp cane. My friend is comming over in a couple of weeks for a visit and I want to impress her. My heart only wants one girl now....
Did she tell you, "You know, I like you a lot, I just wish you were a bit more obviously self-conscious about body issues"?
Man, considering you seem to drag in ladies en masse in industrial scale tuna farm nets already, what's the point in going in for Regimen Overcompensator? Do you just need to feel the thrill of kicking sand in people's faces at the beach or what?
I left my heart in Japan, I retired my pimp cane. My friend is comming over in a couple of weeks for a visit and I want to impress her. My heart only wants one girl now....
Man, considering you seem to drag in ladies en masse in industrial scale tuna farm nets already, what's the point in going in for Regimen Overcompensator? Do you just need to feel the thrill of kicking sand in people's faces at the beach or what?
I left my heart in Japan, I retired my pimp cane. My friend is comming over in a couple of weeks for a visit and I want to impress her. My heart only wants one girl now....
Did she tell you, "You know, I like you a lot, I just wish you were a bit more obviously self-conscious about body issues"?
Nope, she just calls me papi. :P BTW, that's the best part about being hispanic, girls call you papi no matter were they're from.
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Also what if you need to lift a burning car of a burning bus that's full of burning school children and pregnant mothers who may or may not be on fire?
20 even!
She does not over power me! I slipped! And I didn't have breakfast! And I was sick!
Edit: I don't actually have a GF.
EDIT: This is where you tell me to go fuck myself.
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It sounds like you were looking for an excuse :winky:
MT is trying to become a level 10 Latin Lover. You can't play flamenco shirtless with a rose between your teeth without some muscle.
What about a foam muscle suit?
That should be pretty convincing, right?
Gosh, and here I thought I knew all there was to know about horse penis maintenance.
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*reads part about "bean"*
:shock: Why, lyrium, WHY? Most of us were innocent in this.
I left my heart in Japan, I retired my pimp cane. My friend is comming over in a couple of weeks for a visit and I want to impress her. My heart only wants one girl now....
I thought you'd be set with a silk shirt, hairy chest, and enough aftershave to drown a household pet.
And of course, a medallion. After all, every woman knows that if you can't support a medallion, you can't support a family.
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d'aaaaaaaawwwwwww
Did she tell you, "You know, I like you a lot, I just wish you were a bit more obviously self-conscious about body issues"?
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awww
EDIT: Oh god I clicked on it. Oh that's disgusting.
Only if I don't beat you to it.
EDIT: FUCK
I had a good one lined up too
Man, how the hell did this go by so fast?
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Nope, she just calls me papi. :P BTW, that's the best part about being hispanic, girls call you papi no matter were they're from.