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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    is there some special button to make twitter save when I try to remove certain people from my mobile updates?

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck that pennyarcade guy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Personally I find ones religious beliefs to be pretty personal and much like your favorite sexual position not really something I need to discuss. Like I said I done fucked up today, it won't happen again.

    Well when I think of Iran, I don't really think of "Great place to live an alternative life style." Much like Alabama or Texas.

    dude

    reverse cowgirl is the best

    if you're doing it doggy style, you're doing it wrong

    and if you're doing missionary then you're the cause of all social ills

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Personally I find ones religious beliefs to be pretty personal and much like your favorite sexual position not really something I need to discuss. Like I said I done fucked up today, it won't happen again.

    Well when I think of Iran, I don't really think of "Great place to live an alternative life style." Much like Alabama or Texas.

    dude

    reverse cowgirl is the best

    if you're doing it doggy style, you're doing it wrong

    and if you're doing missionary then you're the cause of all social ills

    Aaand back to children we go. Full circle!

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    OremLK wrote: »

    Note: "not just on an intellectual level but on a moral level and in how they're living their lives".
    Excluding the bolded bit, what else does "wrong" mean?

    If someone's a pagan I think they're wrong about paganism being accurate with respect to reality. If someone's a scientologist I think they're wrong about it being accurate with respect to reality. If someone's a flat earther I think they're wrong about it being accurate with respect to reality. If someone's a catholic I think they're wrong about it being accurate with respect to reality.

    ...Oh noes I think people are wrong? Stop the presses, call the guards.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck that pennyarcade guy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    All changes have to be certified by an approved garage or directly by the Technical Inspection Agency.
    They will have the cables, trust me.

    that blows

    that's like buying a computer and then being told you can't make any changes to it yourself, without having a best buy technician approve it

  • CindersCinders And all the pieces matter Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Personally I find ones religious beliefs to be pretty personal and much like your favorite sexual position not really something I need to discuss. Like I said I done fucked up today, it won't happen again.

    Well when I think of Iran, I don't really think of "Great place to live an alternative life style." Much like Alabama or Texas.

    dude

    reverse cowgirl is the best

    if you're doing it doggy style, you're doing it wrong

    and if you're doing missionary then you're the cause of all social ills

    Aaand back to children we go. Full circle!

    I think we might have to wait a few months for this tangent to get back to children.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Personally I find ones religious beliefs to be pretty personal and much like your favorite sexual position not really something I need to discuss. Like I said I done fucked up today, it won't happen again.

    Well when I think of Iran, I don't really think of "Great place to live an alternative life style." Much like Alabama or Texas.

    dude

    reverse cowgirl is the best

    if you're doing it doggy style, you're doing it wrong

    and if you're doing missionary then you're the cause of all social ills

    Fuck you and your reverse cowgirl. I don't want my penis broken by some overzealous harlot!

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MikeMan you're a jerk
    Spoiler:

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    MikeMan you're a jerk
    Spoiler:
    we'll go to mexico because it's not gay if it's in mexico

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    mexico is mikeman's only hope

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  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    look at me, writin' all analytically
    Thomas Nagel’s essay “What Is It Like to Be a Bat?” argues that since our current understanding of consciousness is so limited we must maintain that certain facts about phenomenological experience cannot be reduced to objective arguments; rather, we currently must hold that certain facts are subjectively true. Nagel proposes that a conscious state is a mental state that constitutes “something that it is like to be that organism.” The thrust of Nagel’s argument is that if a fact is subjective, facts about other subjectivity cannot be accurately known. While Nagel holds his argument to extra-species subjectivity, I argue that experiences of consciousness cannot be known intra-species, and that one cannot even know “what it was like” to have experienced most personal experiences of subjectivity. I believe (1) that even asking what an experience is “like” is asking a conscious subject to imagine “leaping out” of their body into the body of another, and (2) that Nagel assumes knowledge of an experience, once experienced, is continually known and never forgotten.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck that pennyarcade guy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Personally I find ones religious beliefs to be pretty personal and much like your favorite sexual position not really something I need to discuss. Like I said I done fucked up today, it won't happen again.

    Well when I think of Iran, I don't really think of "Great place to live an alternative life style." Much like Alabama or Texas.

    dude

    reverse cowgirl is the best

    if you're doing it doggy style, you're doing it wrong

    and if you're doing missionary then you're the cause of all social ills

    Fuck you and your reverse cowgirl. I don't want my penis broken by some overzealous harlot!

    OPIATE OF THE MASSES

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh shit mikemans trying to spread that swine flu I saw on the teevees.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    All changes have to be certified by an approved garage or directly by the Technical Inspection Agency.
    They will have the cables, trust me.

    that blows

    that's like buying a computer and then being told you can't make any changes to it yourself, without having a best buy technician approve it

    The chances of killing someone with that computer are a bit smaller though. ;)

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm crying... Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Why do I need a reason for being against something other than that I think it is untrue?

  • CindersCinders And all the pieces matter Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kissed.jpg

    So, we all have to kiss guys only then?

  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    how many different ways are there to say we don't actually know anything? it gets tiring.

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  • PodlyPodly good moleman to youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Couscous wrote: »
    Why do I need a reason for being against something other than that I think it is untrue?

    A rational belief is one that you (1) have reasons for, and (2) have reasons against contrarian views.

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  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck that pennyarcade guy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kissing is for adults only

    married adults

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    Personally I find ones religious beliefs to be pretty personal and much like your favorite sexual position not really something I need to discuss. Like I said I done fucked up today, it won't happen again.

    Well when I think of Iran, I don't really think of "Great place to live an alternative life style." Much like Alabama or Texas.

    dude

    reverse cowgirl is the best

    if you're doing it doggy style, you're doing it wrong

    and if you're doing missionary then you're the cause of all social ills
    Doggy style is great if you pull her hair until you're both straight up. Missionary also if her legs are wrapped around you or on your shoulders. Bracing her feet in your armpits is a surprisingly effective technique as well (thanks Kama Sutra on that one)

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  • CindersCinders And all the pieces matter Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kissing is for adults only

    married adults

    Married adults who are also men?

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm crying... Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    kissed.jpg

    So, we all have to kiss guys only then?

    No, you just have to avoid that church.

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    kissing is for adults only

    married adults

    Married adult men.

    Edit: Damn you, Cinders! And ^5.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Podly wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Why do I need a reason for being against something other than that I think it is untrue?

    A rational belief is one that you (1) have reasons for, and (2) have reasons against contrarian views.

    That would fall under the thinking part.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    holding hands must only be done within the confines of a healthy, stable marriage that has lasted for at least 10 years.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    kissed.jpg

    So, we all have to kiss guys only then?
    Oh oh oh no

    no don't

    Goddamn church misogyny KISS THE GIRL

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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck that pennyarcade guy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Cinders wrote: »
    kissing is for adults only

    married adults

    Married adults who are also men?

    yes but only in 5 states.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm crying... Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    kissed.jpg

    So, we all have to kiss guys only then?
    Oh oh oh no

    no don't

    Goddamn church misogyny KISS THE GIRL

    So I either have to be with women

    Or burn in hell forever?

    Man, what's the difference?

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2009

    OPIATE OF THE MASSES

    Most terrifying internet day for me was the one when there was a story about a dude whos dick broke during sex. His wife was getting a little jumpy and there was a snap and a lot of blood, now hes impotent.

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck that pennyarcade guy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    holding hands must only be done within the confines of a healthy, stable marriage that has lasted for at least 10 years.

    and it's best not to interlock fingers

    lest lust inflame ye

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck that pennyarcade guy Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    OPIATE OF THE MASSES

    Most terrifying internet day for me was the one when there was a story about a dude whos dick broke during sex. His wife was getting a little jumpy and there was a snap and a lot of blood, now hes impotent.

    that is why I had a titanium rod implanted in my... rod.

    don't tell the German authorities, I do not have a permit for it :|

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    OPIATE OF THE MASSES

    Most terrifying internet day for me was the one when there was a story about a dude whos dick broke during sex. His wife was getting a little jumpy and there was a snap and a lot of blood, now hes impotent.
    that's not how it happened, it was in missionary and he hit her pelvic bone with his donger and then there was a snap and a lot of blood

    Don't discourage jumpiness lest you find yourself with a pool of dead fish to choose from

    EDIT: Although i realize now i never sought to find out how the fuck he hit her pelvic bone

    i need to find this story again

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  • GreeperGreeper Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    wallpapers. I can has them?

    Where d'yall get your wallpapers?

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Preacher wrote: »

    OPIATE OF THE MASSES

    Most terrifying internet day for me was the one when there was a story about a dude whos dick broke during sex. His wife was getting a little jumpy and there was a snap and a lot of blood, now hes impotent.

    that is why I had a titanium rod implanted in my... rod.

    don't tell the German authorities, I do not have a permit for it :|

    I might have to... inspect you...

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm crying... Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Greeper wrote: »
    wallpapers. I can has them?

    Where d'yall get your wallpapers?

    various sources.

    My old desktop was the worst:
    Spoiler:

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    My brother has the best desktop wallpaper right now. Although I'm not sure if anyone else would find it funny, as it's a videogame reference but also sort of an in-joke.

    I'll have to post it when I get home.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »

    OPIATE OF THE MASSES

    Most terrifying internet day for me was the one when there was a story about a dude whos dick broke during sex. His wife was getting a little jumpy and there was a snap and a lot of blood, now hes impotent.
    that's not how it happened, it was in missionary and he hit her pelvic bone with his donger and then there was a snap and a lot of blood

    Don't discourage jumpiness lest you find yourself with a pool of dead fish to choose from

    EDIT: Although i realize now i never sought to find out how the fuck he hit her pelvic bone

    i need to find this story again

    Oh god there must have been multiple stories, because I was reading up on it and there was one who got the broken dick from cowgirl. I mean just reading up on broken dick was terrifying. All of them related that there was a pop and then lots of blood (kind of a reverse virginity).

    Also look australia, your entire country is trying to kill you.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6231301.ece

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    ronaldo you should kill your entire family, then put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger

    just for having had that wallpaper.

    i mean Jesus H. Science, that's bad

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
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