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[Glossolalia ++] The Melancholy of Dubh McStubblylegs
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"Fine. Keep in mind if it were anyone else, I'd have said no."
Speed... really isn't liking Matt's tone, but decides to just let it go for now.
Let me tell you about video games. Let me tell you about Homestuck
Tommy looks down at his feet as he walks off the Savior.
Matt, I swear to god, you're fucking dead
Seems to me we need some of that 'lateral thinking.'"
edit: thanks anti.
YOU GOT MY BACK BRO
I better fucking catch him
"Thought you were better than this, honestly. Captain might be a little odd at times, but he keeps his crew safe, runs a tight ship." He sighs. "I suppose I ought to stop you, but... I don't know. Just get out of here. Good luck."
Locth sits in the pilot's chair and uses his Human Adaptibility to set a course back to where he last saw the pillow ship.
Let me tell you about video games. Let me tell you about Homestuck
The ship is christened with perhaps the single most ironic name in recent history.
[Abaord the Olothikron]
Another Urson runs up and informs you that the Ursa Majoris has just docked with the Pathway. A single human by the name of Locth D'Out is aboard.
[Aboard the Ursa Majoris]
The Olothikron sends Locth a permission code, sealing the docking bay and flooding it with atmosphere.
[Aboard the SECond Savior]
Thieresai walks back to the bridge of the SECond Savior and kicks her boots up onto the helm. "Well, I think that went as well as could've been expected, eh?"
The SECkov hallucination of the SECommissar nods. "Indeed."
"So, what's next then?" Thieresai says, dropping her boots back to the floor and leaning forward intently. "What is they bidding, my master?"
[Aboard the Tehelikron]
In a darkened hallway, in an area of the station yet to be re-inhabited, a pile of indigo dust spasms and starts, purple light rippling out across it in flashes and sparks. A tendril rises from the dust, as if something within were trying to pull itself out.
"Chh-zzz-aa-rrrr."
Another tendril extends, and the dust begins to coalesce.
"Ch-ee-ssshhhh-aaaa-rrrr."
The dust hauls itself up onto unsteady, half-formed feet. Two pinpoints of violet light shine out from the center of the dust.
"Cheesshhiiirrreeee."
Locth boards the Pathway station and finds the captain and crew. "Speed and Matt stole the Ursa, I brought it back. We clear?"
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
"They left because they thought you were a deranged sociopath, by the way."
"Well poo!"
Gary pouts all the way to the ship, even during his discussion with one of the Urson to see about getting a ....worforce, attached to the case.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I knew you'd get a kick out of the name DE?AD
Let me tell you about video games. Let me tell you about Homestuck
DE?AD, did I do anything to the bomb? You know, add a second authorized user or something?
Also, FANTASTIC.
[11] Speed finds that many of the larger races have been canceled since the Change, but a number of local events are still being held. There is a rally race on Tetteren 7 in a week, which should be enough time for you to get there.
[Aboard the Ursa Majoris]
[23] Dubh manages to hack into the control column of Thor's Hammer and add a backdoor he can access through his omnitool.
[Aboard the Olothikron]
Though he is not particularly pleased with Gary's repeated use of air-quotes around "workforce", but he agrees to send a group out to track down Matt Scorp, Speed Racer, and Ytlkrek Splk.
I was disappointed too. Oh well, you'll probably be able to do something silly later.
"Fine, Speed, you can go to the race with Ytlkrek. After you win, then we should get started on my plan."
For one.
Locth exits the bridge, I guess.
"That sounds like a deal that is a fair deal to me." Speed sets a course for Tetteran 7.
Is the Mach Cycle capable of competing in this sort of race or is Ytlkrek gonna have to sit out?
Let me tell you about video games. Let me tell you about Homestuck
I've got guns? I thought Foghorne only gave me a chunk of metal to use as a "sword". Oh well, guess I've got guns.
"Captain, now that we have the ship back, what shall we do? We could probably just keep doing what we were doing without the total fags now that, well, forgive me if I am wrong, but everyone who was insubordinate is gone." She furrows her brow, "As much as I would enjoy causing an explosion in the racer I slaved over for that ungrateful motherfucker, there are anomalies in the universe that we need to take care of."
Let me tell you about video games. Let me tell you about Homestuck
His face immediately lightens,
"Well let's go find some super fun stuff to do!"
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Well it seats two, at any rate, like De?ad mentioned. Too bad Loeli's the only one who knows the turbo engine is powered with skorokov! It is unlikely that she'll get the chance to kill you but...
Ugh, also if this gay feud keeps going much longer I'd like to bail and come back afterwards. I dunno. It's just kinda gay. As a player I just don't enjoy the prospect of 'let's hunt down and kill each other'. I'd rather lose Loeli than deal with the bullshit that is sure to come between players once they kill eachother. Seriously it's going to be the worst sort of meta gaming and ooc bs that I really don't wanna bother.
I kinda agree with Loeli about the whole feud thing. I tried to give Matt a whole excuse for stayin' with the crew and cooperatin' an' all, but nooOOoooo.