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  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I read "The Epic Portions of Adonis" and thought he was a generous Italian chef or something.

  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Jonas Adonis and the Titan of Harlem

    ok that's more of a blaxploitation title but hell I'd watch it.

  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    yeah, but you watch shitty movies on purpose

  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    I fail to see the problem here.

    EDIT: Also Nighthawks was disappointing because it wasn't Rambo and Lando teaming up to fight Roy Batty.

  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Shitty movies are the corner stone of cult culture.
    Rambo and Lando teaming up to fight Roy Batty.

    Now that's something I'd pay to see.

  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    see in Terminator Salvation the ending was leaked to the internet

    the original intended ending was
    Spoiler:
    but now it's something new

  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    How can it be a spoiler when it's no longer the ending of the movie. That's like saying SPOILER ALERT: Frodo rescues the ring! But we know he doesn't, and I think the film gets better after he starts injecting heroin into the veins on his feet -- the cameo by Mark Whalberg is pretty much what made the LOTR part 4 bearable!

  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    see in Terminator Salvation the ending was leaked to the internet

    the original intended ending was
    Spoiler:
    but now it's something new

    http://io9.com/5246360/mcg-spills-the-extra+dark-terminator-ending-you-wont-see

    D:

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Aw man, what a huge spoiler. Why didn't you warn me robcham?

    Cheese.
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    see in Terminator Salvation the ending was leaked to the internet

    the original intended ending was
    Spoiler:
    but now it's something new

    .... i think the wiring of my brain just snapped...

    Like to write? Want to get e-published? Give us a look-see at http://wednesdaynightwrites.com/
    Spoiler:
  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Well it's probably a good thing they changed it because that ending sucks so bad I can barely stand it.

  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I dunno... that's a mix of boldly awesome and masochistic intent. It's like they want to fail but have the potential to make something incredible at the same time.

    edit: execpt for the terminator "putting on" John's face... that's kind of a lame scenario..

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    Spoiler:
  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Hey bacon, you like watching really shitty movies. You should watch Dragonstorm, I hardly ever see movies in my life, but I saw this one. And it was so bad. Soooooo bad.

    splat
  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    see in Terminator Salvation the ending was leaked to the internet

    the original intended ending was
    Spoiler:
    but now it's something new

    http://io9.com/5246360/mcg-spills-the-extra+dark-terminator-ending-you-wont-see

    D:

    Did you guys even read the article I linked? The Terminator Marcus puts on Johns face then shoots everyone dead. Roll credits!

    I think part of me would have really enjoyed that, but I also would have felt extremely cheated. Also, it's hard to continue into a Trilogy of films when you've killed off your entire cast.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Hey bacon, you like watching really shitty movies. You should watch Dragonstorm, I hardly ever see movies in my life, but I saw this one. And it was so bad. Soooooo bad.


    Oh man, it's not even on Netflix.

    Sign of quality. :o

  • desperaterobotsdesperaterobots Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    You should watch Star Trek mustang. I'm gonna go see it again soon. It's pretty sweet.

  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Loomdun wrote: »
    Hey bacon, you like watching really shitty movies. You should watch Dragonstorm, I hardly ever see movies in my life, but I saw this one. And it was so bad. Soooooo bad.


    Oh man, it's not even on Netflix.

    Sign of quality. :o

    Oh wait try looking it up with a space inbetween dragon and storm

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    You'll be amazed by how they made the character development

    splat
  • SonicSonic Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Looking for bad movies eh? Go find Undefeatable. Its the best bad movie you will ever see. Hands down. Guaranteed.

    watch?v=nN4aXtJvtbI

  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oooohhh look, it takes itself seriously, that's soooo cute.

  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I got a question too stupid for the questions thread:

    Who draws the faces on american money? It's been bugging me on and off this past week for no real reason.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Ask NaS, he'd be the best person to answer that.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Godfather wrote: »
    I got a question too stupid for the questions thread:

    Who draws the faces on american money? It's been bugging me on and off this past week for no real reason.

    Way to ignore the post in the last thread

    http://www.usmint.gov/about_the_mint/sculptor_engravers/index.cfm

  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That's hilarious.

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  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Everybody go watch RIKI-OH - STORY OF RIKI on Youtube, if you want a hilarious bad movie.

    Also, apparently I'm late to the game on this, but MT - you're 32!? AND Mustang? And lyrium's 27!?

    What the hells!

    Also there's a guy in the classroom I just left from my Maya Homework Marathon and I think he's hitting on me a little and I'm all "dammit I just want to work" and he's all 'I'll be back...I've left the room for awhile....now I'm back and now I'll sit next to you' in the empty classroom and I noticed he's now wearing cologne and is all 'you want to get some food' and 'check out this book on Maya I have' and I'm like 'you're nice and everything but oh man I just want to live in a box right now and get this done, pretty please'.

    Basically I'm Loomdun. The plot thickens.

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  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm 32, the other ages were entirely fictional. MT is 27 and lyriums age cannot be defined in numbers, because nobody actually knows how old lyrium is, except for maybe lyrium. I'm guessing early 20's.

    Also, why did the Star Wars prequels have to suck so much? I wanted to love them so much, but they are just too fucking horrible to even feign enthusiasm.

  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Everybody go watch RIKI-OH - STORY OF RIKI on Youtube, if you want a hilarious bad movie.

    Also, apparently I'm late to the game on this, but MT - you're 32!? AND Mustang? And lyrium's 27!?

    What the hells!

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  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Everybody go watch RIKI-OH - STORY OF RIKI on Youtube, if you want a hilarious bad movie.

    Also, apparently I'm late to the game on this, but MT - you're 32!? AND Mustang? And lyrium's 27!?

    What the hells!

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    I am missing something, yes?

    Either a trick or jest

    or this has been known forever and I'm just figuring it out

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  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    I'm 32, the other ages were entirely fictional. MT is 27 and lyriums age cannot be defined in numbers, because nobody actually knows how old lyrium is, except for maybe lyrium. I'm guessing early 20's.

    Alright, that's what I figured.



    But you're 32! Unexpected!

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited May 2009
    see now I feel better since i wasn't the only one tricked. Thanks Nightdragon for showing me the truth

    splat
  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    Everybody go watch RIKI-OH - STORY OF RIKI on Youtube, if you want a hilarious bad movie.

    Also, apparently I'm late to the game on this, but MT - you're 32!? AND Mustang? And lyrium's 27!?

    What the hells!

    facepalm.jpg

    I am missing something, yes?

    Either a trick or jest

    or this has been known forever and I'm just figuring it out

    there's post there with me musing about how gullible Loomdun is today

  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    God, don't remind me. I think I even look a bit older today than I did yesterday.

  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    there's post there with me musing about how gullible Loomdun is today

    I only skimmed the thread! I'm allowed one error a month!

    D:

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  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tam wrote: »
    there's post there with me musing about how gullible Loomdun is today

    I only skimmed the thread! I'm allowed one error a month!

    D:

    No

    report to the gestapo

  • MustangMustang Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    In Tams world there are no errors, everything is perfect and symmetrical and Mustangs are strictly banned. The guy who posts on the AC that is, not the car, the car is acceptable, providing it's straight from the factory floor.

  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    In Tams world there are no errors, everything is perfect and symmetrical and Mustangs are strictly banned. The guy who posts on the AC that is, not the car, the car is acceptable, providing it's straight from the factory floor.

    Man having him for a dentist would be even more awful than going to a normal dentist.

    "A cavity, Billy? Why don't you just go fuck yourself, Billy?"

  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I just realized i'll be 21 this summer!

    This would normally be a big deal if it wasn't for the fact that the drinking age is 19 in Canada.

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  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited May 2009
    my dentist likes to make fun of me when hes doing a checkup, since i can't talk back he makes random conversations with me.

    splat
  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    In Tams world there are no errors, everything is perfect and symmetrical and Mustangs are strictly banned. The guy who posts on the AC that is, not the car, the car is acceptable, providing it's straight from the factory floor.

    Man having him for a dentist would be even more awful than going to a normal dentist.

    "A cavity, Billy? Why don't you just go fuck yourself, Billy?"

    That's not fair

    I'd show him slides of lactobacillus and streptococcus mutans going to town on his enamel and dentin

  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    Don't you scare children enough as it is, Tam?

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