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I'm bringing sexy [CHAT]

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  • SonicSonic Absentee Landlord Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    i really don't think i'll ever be great at oil painting.
    Oh hush now. You just need to spend some time with an old friend of mine. He'll fix you right up.

    Sonic on
  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I have been a bad driver today. :<

    NightDragon on
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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Did you hit an old lady while on a date? Then had the old lady taken away in an ambulance? And then broke up with the date? Cuz.... if not, you're not a bad driver.

    MagicToaster on
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  • PetalmunkPetalmunk Registered User
    edited May 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    I feel you petal; I once did a thing too.

    That's all i wanted... someone that can relate.

    Petalmunk on
  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Sonic wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    i really don't think i'll ever be great at oil painting.
    Oh hush now. You just need to spend some time with an old friend of mine. He'll fix you right up.

    hahah nice

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  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I once contacted Mr. Bob Ross during a hermetic ritual a top Mt. Ranier, in 1997.

    Let me find my ceremonial robe and hat and ready my fannie pack with the required reagents.

    Someone needs to get a lock of Mr. Ross' beard hair and a toe nail clipping.

    Forbe! on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mustang wrote: »
    She'd be pitching? You're obviously having a funkier time in the sack than I am Metal.

    Statistically speaking, in heterosexual relationships, this is the most frequent way the act goes down.

    Metalbourne on
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I just read a thread in G&T about Nintendo re-releasing gamecube games with wii controls.

    Am I so horrible because I only wish for wii games that use the gamecube controller?

    Metalbourne on
  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I want the same thing.

    Forbe! on
  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Did you hit an old lady while on a date? Then had the old lady taken away in an ambulance? And then broke up with the date? Cuz.... if not, you're not a bad driver.

    I don't think I'm a bad driver in general, I just had a few moments today that were subpar and embarrassing and I should've known better.

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Course you're a bad driver; you're a girl.

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • ProspicienceProspicience The Raven King DenvemoloradoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oooooh snap. *sour patch kids* (I'm not a fan of popcorn usually)

    Prospicience on
  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Course you're a bad driver; you're a girl.

    All drivin' a red sports car with a body kit and spoiler, top down, shades on, screeching out of every intersection, honking at the hot bitches, speeding in 25 mph zones with my huge penis.

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  • DMACDMAC Moderator mod
    edited May 2009
    I pictured that as a huge anthropomorphic penis sitting in the passenger's seat... wearing sunglasses.

    DMAC on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    D-Robe wrote: »
    Course you're a bad driver; you're a girl.

    All drivin' a red sports car with a body kit and spoiler, top down, shades on, screeching out of every intersection, honking at the hot bitches, speeding in 25 mph zones with my huge penis.

    Everyone knows that people who drives cars like that are compensating for something. You're just compensating for your huge penis

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I drive a 2001 kia rio.

    I'm compensating for my ENORMOUS penis.

    Forbe! on
  • no_toastno_toast Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    People should invest more in rental penises if you know what I mean.

    no_toast on
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Did you hit an old lady while on a date? Then had the old lady taken away in an ambulance? And then broke up with the date? Cuz.... if not, you're not a bad driver.

    did you somehow hit a old lady while on a date with a car

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    He was driving his date when he hit an old lady car.

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • LoomdunLoomdun Registered User
    edited May 2009
    that's kind of dirty

    Loomdun on
    splat
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    well, all it takes is a shower to clean up.

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Should I buy rockband? Y/N

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  • D-RobeD-Robe Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Do you have friends?

    D-Robe on
    Cheese.
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    He'll have friends if he buys it.

    Nappuccino on
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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • earthwormadamearthwormadam Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    -Y-

    If not just to spite Guitar Hero and what it has become.

    In other news, I just watched by dog attack two giant geese in my yard. Surprisingly they completely abandoned their two baby and retreated to the river. I was kinda expecting my terrier to get his ass kicked since he was both outnumbered and a fraction of their size.

    To make amends I went down the hill to feed the bird family some bread.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    You win Adam. Make us proud.

    (I mean, more so than you already have with your tale of improving goose-human relations).

    Stupid Mr Whoopsie Name on
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