Young Thaddius.

Ness445

Caulk Bite wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

AMP'd wrote: »

There are like four Alex-es in my grade

We get called by our last names pretty often

as a Michael I was called by my last name so much it has become second nature to me to call everybody by their last name.

back in grade six, there was a guy I knew had a first and last name that was nearly identical to mine. Thankfully, he wasn't in my class.

and by the time I got into groups of folk who had at least 3 other Dans, there was always a nickname prefixed to our first name. I was Jebus-Dan, and the only other one I clearly recall was Loli-Dan.

if I was a Dan I would've just wanted to be everybody's friend.

Hopefully I would be Pally-Dan.

Swill

My friends at school call me Cool McBeans 8-)

Metzger Meister

I named a boxer in the third fight night game Angus McFisty.

Was gonna be McFistycuffs, but it wouldn'a fit.

Ruckus

Ness445 wrote: »

Caulk Bite wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

AMP'd wrote: »

There are like four Alex-es in my grade

We get called by our last names pretty often

as a Michael I was called by my last name so much it has become second nature to me to call everybody by their last name.

back in grade six, there was a guy I knew had a first and last name that was nearly identical to mine. Thankfully, he wasn't in my class.

and by the time I got into groups of folk who had at least 3 other Dans, there was always a nickname prefixed to our first name. I was Jebus-Dan, and the only other one I clearly recall was Loli-Dan.

if I was a Dan I would've just wanted to be everybody's friend.

Hopefully I would be Pally-Dan.

Palidans almost universally suck.

I Win Swordfights

The majority of girls refer to me as Brybry.

I don't know why.

But it spawned my xbl gamertag, which is hi brybry

Ness445

Ruckus wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

Caulk Bite wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

AMP'd wrote: »

There are like four Alex-es in my grade

We get called by our last names pretty often

as a Michael I was called by my last name so much it has become second nature to me to call everybody by their last name.

back in grade six, there was a guy I knew had a first and last name that was nearly identical to mine. Thankfully, he wasn't in my class.

and by the time I got into groups of folk who had at least 3 other Dans, there was always a nickname prefixed to our first name. I was Jebus-Dan, and the only other one I clearly recall was Loli-Dan.

if I was a Dan I would've just wanted to be everybody's friend.

Hopefully I would be Pally-Dan.

Palidans almost universally suck.

I assume we are talking about the Warcraft class, I dunno, I played Horde.

I just wanted to make a silly pun.

edit: oh yeah Horde have been able to be Paladins for like...a long time now? I have no idea.

I Win Swordfights

Ruckus wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

Caulk Bite wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

AMP'd wrote: »

There are like four Alex-es in my grade

We get called by our last names pretty often

as a Michael I was called by my last name so much it has become second nature to me to call everybody by their last name.

back in grade six, there was a guy I knew had a first and last name that was nearly identical to mine. Thankfully, he wasn't in my class.

and by the time I got into groups of folk who had at least 3 other Dans, there was always a nickname prefixed to our first name. I was Jebus-Dan, and the only other one I clearly recall was Loli-Dan.

if I was a Dan I would've just wanted to be everybody's friend.

Hopefully I would be Pally-Dan.

Palidans almost universally suck.

Big Red Tie exclusively plays palidans in diablo II

Ruckus

Ness445 wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

Caulk Bite wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

AMP'd wrote: »

There are like four Alex-es in my grade

We get called by our last names pretty often

as a Michael I was called by my last name so much it has become second nature to me to call everybody by their last name.

back in grade six, there was a guy I knew had a first and last name that was nearly identical to mine. Thankfully, he wasn't in my class.

and by the time I got into groups of folk who had at least 3 other Dans, there was always a nickname prefixed to our first name. I was Jebus-Dan, and the only other one I clearly recall was Loli-Dan.

if I was a Dan I would've just wanted to be everybody's friend.

Hopefully I would be Pally-Dan.

Palidans almost universally suck.

I assume we are talking about the Warcraft class, I dunno, I played Horde.

I just wanted to make a silly pun.

I've never played WoW, I was refering to Diablo 2.

Dog

Paladins are on horde.

babyeatingjesus

I'm a horde paladin. Came with Burning Crusade.

I don't suck.

AMP'd

NEEEERDS

Ness445

Ruckus wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

Caulk Bite wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

AMP'd wrote: »

There are like four Alex-es in my grade

We get called by our last names pretty often

as a Michael I was called by my last name so much it has become second nature to me to call everybody by their last name.

back in grade six, there was a guy I knew had a first and last name that was nearly identical to mine. Thankfully, he wasn't in my class.

and by the time I got into groups of folk who had at least 3 other Dans, there was always a nickname prefixed to our first name. I was Jebus-Dan, and the only other one I clearly recall was Loli-Dan.

if I was a Dan I would've just wanted to be everybody's friend.

Hopefully I would be Pally-Dan.

Palidans almost universally suck.

I assume we are talking about the Warcraft class, I dunno, I played Horde.

I just wanted to make a silly pun.

I've never played WoW, I was refering to Diablo 2.

Ok, yeah.

Sorceress.

re Rob: I edited my post, I forgot the expansions changed everything.

Ruckus

Ness445 wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

Caulk Bite wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

AMP'd wrote: »

There are like four Alex-es in my grade

We get called by our last names pretty often

as a Michael I was called by my last name so much it has become second nature to me to call everybody by their last name.

back in grade six, there was a guy I knew had a first and last name that was nearly identical to mine. Thankfully, he wasn't in my class.

and by the time I got into groups of folk who had at least 3 other Dans, there was always a nickname prefixed to our first name. I was Jebus-Dan, and the only other one I clearly recall was Loli-Dan.

if I was a Dan I would've just wanted to be everybody's friend.

Hopefully I would be Pally-Dan.

Palidans almost universally suck.

I assume we are talking about the Warcraft class, I dunno, I played Horde.

I just wanted to make a silly pun.

I've never played WoW, I was refering to Diablo 2.

Ok, yeah.

Sorceress.

re Rob: I edited my post, I forgot the expansions changed everything.

War never changes.

I Win Swordfights

I always roll a necromancer.

Wedge Biggs

Witty videogame reference.

AMP'd

I Win Swordfights wrote: »

I always roll a necromancer.

Rollin' dem bones

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

babyeatingjesus wrote: »

I'm a horde paladin. Came with Burning Crusade.

I don't suck.

You suck considerably less now

laughingfuzzball

I was in Romania doing stuff. We just finished handing out shoes to a bunch of foster kids. They'd been sitting for the last thirty minutes, pumped full of sugar, and I was just about the only remotely young person there, so I was the one that got chased and beaten with balloon swords. Most of the kids got bored pretty quick, but one four year old girl was persistent. It o happened she spoke English (her adopted mother was Canadian), so I told her she should go chase TJ for a bit. She ran off, but came right back.

I asked her why she wasn't chasing TJ. I was tired!

She pulled me down by the hem of my coat until my face was level with hers, grabbed me by my cheeks, leaned in real close, almost nose to nose and said "You're not tired, you're just lazy!"

Spoiler:

The group split up into threes and fours to go to various foster homes that evening. I went to her hose. I met her sister and her mother, who was hilariously Canadian. Andrea hogged me most of the night, which was ok. She's a cute kid, as the previous encounter would suggest.

She kept calling me "daddy".

Dog

Did you hog her sister?

I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up

Zombiemambo wrote: »

robothero wrote: »

Futt Bucker wrote: »

robothero wrote: »

I knew a kid named Thad Thatcher.


Damn hippies.

Dick Richards.

Went to school with a kid named Dillon Hole. Dad was Richard, mom was Anita.


Poor family.

Sorry, don't believe it.

I am actually willing to believe the father and the daughter based on the fact that i knew a girl in highschool named Lucy Gooch

Nimoy

My last name is Earl and even through college every time a teacher called roll I would hear people snickering. I never really understood it, I mean I guess I was supposed to be a hick or something.

I got a buddy whose name is William but recently decided his name was Liam. He insists everyone call him that now, I told him he was being immature and he got upset with me. Maybe its just because I've known him for so long by his actual name but I don't understand it.

Seems like I don't understand a lot of things when it comes to names.

Caulk Bite 6

Ruckus wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

Caulk Bite wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

AMP'd wrote: »

There are like four Alex-es in my grade

We get called by our last names pretty often

as a Michael I was called by my last name so much it has become second nature to me to call everybody by their last name.

back in grade six, there was a guy I knew had a first and last name that was nearly identical to mine. Thankfully, he wasn't in my class.

and by the time I got into groups of folk who had at least 3 other Dans, there was always a nickname prefixed to our first name. I was Jebus-Dan, and the only other one I clearly recall was Loli-Dan.

if I was a Dan I would've just wanted to be everybody's friend.

Hopefully I would be Pally-Dan.

Palidans almost universally suck.

I assume we are talking about the Warcraft class, I dunno, I played Horde.

I just wanted to make a silly pun.

I've never played WoW, I was refering to Diablo 2.

also, most people who play paladins in D&D tend to be the stupidest pricks about it.

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

My neighbor is named Dick Sandercock

Ness445

Caulk Bite wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

Ruckus wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

Caulk Bite wrote: »

Ness445 wrote: »

AMP'd wrote: »

There are like four Alex-es in my grade

We get called by our last names pretty often

as a Michael I was called by my last name so much it has become second nature to me to call everybody by their last name.

back in grade six, there was a guy I knew had a first and last name that was nearly identical to mine. Thankfully, he wasn't in my class.

and by the time I got into groups of folk who had at least 3 other Dans, there was always a nickname prefixed to our first name. I was Jebus-Dan, and the only other one I clearly recall was Loli-Dan.

if I was a Dan I would've just wanted to be everybody's friend.

Hopefully I would be Pally-Dan.

Palidans almost universally suck.

I assume we are talking about the Warcraft class, I dunno, I played Horde.

I just wanted to make a silly pun.

I've never played WoW, I was refering to Diablo 2.

also, most people who play paladins in D&D tend to be the stupidest pricks about it.

D&D was my second guess.

D2 was actually pretty low on my guesslist.

redhead

paladins do not suck in diablo 2 what the hell

well, unless you mean they suck because hammerdins put the game on easy mode

in which case yeah

Dog

His first name was actually Edward but everyone called him Dillon for unsavory reasons

MrMonroe

Crystal Shanda Leer

laughingfuzzball

My mom used to watch this one girl, Ashleigh. The retarded spelling of her name reflected her pretty well. At about three she couldn't talk, couldn't feed herself, couldn't understand a story or follow simple directions. What she could do, however, was stack dolls. A Barbie on bottom, a Ken on top. Always face-to-face, always naked. She'd spend five or ten minutes stacking all of the appropriate dolls in this way, then somebody'd put them away or play with them or something, and eventually she'd come back, strip them all down, stack them again. It wasn't like a compulsion or anything, more like a game. It was kinda weird.

Drool

I always liked Darwin's father's name Erasmus. There aren't enough Erasmus's running around these days.

laughingfuzzball

My mom watched lots of kids, and she didn't mind behavior problems. She'd usually get them straightened out in a few weeks, the stubborn ones sometimes took a few months. As soon as they understood that the rules were the rules and she wasn't taking any bullshit, they'd play nice and eat their vegetables. Mom always said she'd never give up on a kid, but she did eventually have to send one away. His mom didn't understand why.

He molested one of the girls.

His mother did not understand why he couldn't stay there any more.

AMP'd

"Oh but that's just what little boys do"

laughingfuzzball

Not even that.

More, "okay, I'll see you Thursday".

This is the same woman who refused to take responsibility when he'd hit the littler kids, and let him got to Chuck E. Cheese after he peed on all the toys during nap time, but we still thought "Your five year old son is a sexual predator" might have jarred her a bit.

Peter Ebel

Was that kid feral or what?

matthias00

Hey, that kid sounds ridiculous

You know what else is ridiculous?

Posting in SE++ during a final exam

laughingfuzzball

No, just consistently rewarded for bad behavior. All the kids who weren't friends or family were through the DCFS, so the parents usually had some issues.

It was a while ago. He'd be about ten or twelve now, just old enough to get into real trouble. I'd be watching the papers, but I've forgotten his name.

Chase (the zombie Jesus kid) got along real well with him, which was a shame. He got into a lot of trouble by going along with the urinating rapist's schemes. Chase is still busy being awesome last I heard, which is cool.

Ness445

The Urinating Rapist and his sidekick, Awkwardly Posing Barbies Girl.

Callius

So, I really don't get what the hell the point of this thread is.

Ness445

I think the purpose of this thread is to remind us that we need to be excellent to one another, always.

Callius

What if we're sick and kinda' having a crummy day?

Rhesus Positive

And that names are important, so choose wisely.