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[Mini-phalla] The Phall of Max Payne: Dearest of all my Friends - Vlad & Mona victory

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  • BurnageBurnage Just a harmless flower Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Okay, the game is now full. Give me a bit to [strike]write[/strike] send out role PMs, and then day one will start. Tell me if you think I've missed you off the sign up list.

  • BurnageBurnage Just a harmless flower Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    If one of you could delete a few messages in your inbox, I'd appreciate it. <3

  • MaximusMaximus Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Damn it I can't believe I missed this. Reserve Up.

  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Reserve up

    If you're wanting reserves, that is.

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    .aT thE starT oF iT alL, I waS therE
    .yoU neveR knoW whO iS watchinG

    .I aM edgY anD odD likE A birD thaT doesn'T knoW itS waY

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Whoa what's with the wierd posting. That reminds me of hylianbunny from the VTM phalla.

    Spoiler:
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Whoa what's with the wierd posting. That reminds me of hylianbunny from the VTM phalla.

    .yoU havE tO takE A pilL iN ordeR tO seE thE fountaiN

    .alwayS remembeR thosE whO puT yoU iN A baD situatioN .theY wilL paY foR alL oF theiR sinS eventuallY

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So are we on hold for one player with a full PM box? Bugger. Looks like day 1 will be tomorrow, then?

    Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not every vegetable can read, but bless, look at you having a little go...
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    If Burnage were to let the name slip, we could maybe vote said person out...

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Whoa what's with the wierd posting. That reminds me of hylianbunny from the VTM phalla.

    .yoU havE tO takE A pilL iN ordeR tO seE thE fountaiN

    .alwayS remembeR thosE whO puT yoU iN A baD situatioN .theY wilL paY foR alL oF theiR sinS eventuallY

    I dance the dance of the fool, and pray you find me mad
    For if you lay hands upon the root, you'll know me without illusion
    And find me guilty of the truth.

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  • TrustTrust Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Whoa what's with the wierd posting. That reminds me of hylianbunny from the VTM phalla.

    .yoU havE tO takE A pilL iN ordeR tO seE thE fountaiN

    .alwayS remembeR thosE whO puT yoU iN A baD situatioN .theY wilL paY foR alL oF theiR sinS eventuallY

    I dance the dance of the fool, and pray you find me mad
    For if you lay hands upon the root, you'll know me without illusion
    And find me guilty of the truth.

    I swear to god, if you guys keep this up and I have a kill, you're it.

    Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not every vegetable can read, but bless, look at you having a little go...
  • MaximusMaximus Registered User
    edited May 2009
    I do believe that came from the in-game TV show. I forget the name. But the character was a flamingo if I remember correctly.

  • BurnageBurnage Just a harmless flower Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Trust wrote: »
    So are we on hold for one player with a full PM box? Bugger. Looks like day 1 will be tomorrow, then?

    We're on hold for one player, yes, but considering day close is meant to be at midnight we were looking at a day one that went on for 30+ hours. I'm fine with waiting a bit.

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Trust wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Whoa what's with the wierd posting. That reminds me of hylianbunny from the VTM phalla.

    .yoU havE tO takE A pilL iN ordeR tO seE thE fountaiN

    .alwayS remembeR thosE whO puT yoU iN A baD situatioN .theY wilL paY foR alL oF theiR sinS eventuallY

    I dance the dance of the fool, and pray you find me mad
    For if you lay hands upon the root, you'll know me without illusion
    And find me guilty of the truth.

    I swear to god, if you guys keep this up and I have a kill, you're it.

    .youR choiceS iN thiS lifE aren'T alwayS youR owN
    .sometimeS thE hardesT thinG iS tO accepT whaT yoU havE beeN giveN .otheR timeS thE hardesT thinG iS gettinG otheR peoplE tO accepT iT aS welL

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Burnage wrote: »
    Trust wrote: »
    So are we on hold for one player with a full PM box? Bugger. Looks like day 1 will be tomorrow, then?

    We're on hold for one player, yes, but considering day close is meant to be at midnight we were looking at a day one that went on for 30+ hours. I'm fine with waiting a bit.
    Slip 'em the old inactivity kill :P

  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited May 2009
    I knew within seconds that this guy was crazy. Not crazy like a teenage girl throwing her panties at a manufactured boyband, or like a bored housewife who sorts through her cutlery compulsively.

    This guy was crazy like a bag of stoats and weasels that'd been starved for a week, then given a whiff of scared rabbit. Buzzsaw, fleshripping crazy.

  • BurnageBurnage Just a harmless flower Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Slip 'em the old inactivity kill :P

    Would I be that cruel?
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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I've read your sig, man.

  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Are people RP'ing or is it post restriction?

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Are people RP'ing or is it post restriction?

    ?whY asK thE questioN thaT cannoT bE answereD wheN yoU can'T answeR thE questioN thaT cannoT bE askeD

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • lonelyahavalonelyahava One day, I will be able to say to myself "I am beautiful and I am perfect just the way I am"Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !reserve up

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    You have to fight through some bad days, to earn the best days of your life.
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Are people RP'ing or is it post restriction?

    ?whY asK thE questioN thaT cannoT bE answereD wheN yoU can'T answeR thE questioN thaT cannoT bE askeD

    I think you fried my brain.

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    PSN: the-K-flash
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Daius was one of those bad guys with honour and morals, which almost made him one of the good guys.

    None of us was a saint.

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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh you can tell this is gonna be a fun game already lol.

    No gods or kings, only man.
  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited May 2009
    There was no glory in this. I hadn't asked for this crap. Trouble had come to me, in big dark swarms. The good and the just, they were like gold dust in this city. I had no illusions. I was not one of them. I was no hero. Just me and the gun, and the crook. My options had decreased to a singular course.

  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I had started replaying the games a couple weeks ago... I need to finish...

  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User
    edited May 2009
    I haven't played it at all, but I always meant to.

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  • WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User
    edited May 2009
    As I plunged further into the darkness, it enveloped me ... like a thick pool of tar, slowly draining the life out of me. I knew what I had to do ... I was the only one that could. They took everything away from me till i became this empty husk. I'll never get it back, but if I try hard enough I'll take them down along with me.

  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited May 2009
    B.L. turned out to be another cardboard cut-out bad guy. A bad cop on the take. A cowardly right-hand man fleeing from the scene, leaving his paid thugs to do his dirty work.

    So what does B.L. stand for anyway, backstabbing loser?

  • BurnageBurnage Just a harmless flower Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Day One: There's No "Us" in "This"

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    The past is a gaping hole. You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper, more terrible it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love, or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off.

    There was a blind spot in my head, a bullet-shaped hole where the answers should be. Call it denial. I wanted to dig inside my skull and scrape out the pain.

    Flashes of memory came back as I staggered to my feet, my skin pale with rage and frustration. Her face kept intruding on my vision.

    The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. As you piece it together, you cut yourself, your image keeps shifting. And you change with it. It could destroy you, drive you mad. It could set you free.

    I had to hunt down the Inner Circle. They had all the answers. They had to pay for what they'd done.


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    Day one has begun; it will end in approximately 30 hours time, at 0000 GMT, thursday night/friday morning.

    If you have not received a role PM, please inform me - everyone should have at least been sent the standard PM.

  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Hi !abotkin!

  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited May 2009
    This Dunadan019 punk was on something, you could smell it on him like the slime off a skunk's back. The streets did things like that to people though, no one could walk through the Wii district without coming out something horrible. I could only hope it didn't get to anyone else.

  • pablo_pricepablo_price Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I could still see her tears, raining like so many glittering gems onto the tablecloth.
    I took a sip of !orange soda, it's phosphorescent waves burning my tongue like a wildfire - leaving only the raw pain behind.

    Steam / Xbox Live / Rock Band DLC / WoW: Allanna, Kolii
    SWTOR: Allanna (Shadowlands) / TSW: Sara-Luna
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Nocturne. Sounds like one of those designer drugs that are tearing this city to pieces. Dirtying it. Spreading its filth everywhere.

    "What're you on, man?"
    "Nocturne. And now I'm going to eat your aardvark face."

    Everyone's a little dirty these days. Everyone's got their own special brand of filth. Their own poison oozing out into the night. This one seemed worse than most. Time to take it off the streets.

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh you've got to be kidding me. I finally get my internet back and miss a Burnage-style Max Payne phalla by less than a full day? Damn my luck!

    !Reserve up, though.

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    !Nocturne. Sounds like one of those designer drugs that are tearing this city to pieces. Dirtying it. Spreading its filth everywhere.

    "What're you on, man?"
    "Nocturne. And now I'm going to eat your aardvark face."

    Everyone's a little dirty these days. Everyone's got their own special brand of filth. Their own poison oozing out into the night. This one seemed worse than most. Time to take it off the streets.

    Firstly, I feel like I need an OOC tag, because everyone is being so damn creative with their posting.

    Secondly, this made me laugh something fierce :^:

  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Jlarpsun. Too stupid to die by himself. Too dangerous to let live.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    This Dunadan019 punk was on something, you could smell it on him like the slime off a skunk's back. The streets did things like that to people though, no one could walk through the Wii district without coming out something horrible. I could only hope it didn't get to anyone else.

    .vengencE ,mY soN wilL slowlY kilL yoU likE A deadlY canceR .focuS youR energY oN peacE and yoU shalL achievE youR goalS

    .B:L haS neveR learneD tO controL hiS inneR selF

    Mental midgets kill my inner child.
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    !Dunadan019 has been affected by the shards of the mirror, and should be glued back together.

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Jlarpsun can wait, we've got bigger fish to fry in !Dunadan019.

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