Australia Meetup Thread

Blake T

Pipe, unlike the American government, knew about the attacks on 9/11 and did nothing to stop it.

#pipe

ok that one's true

Blake T

Pipe used to suffer from a crippling addiction to meth before he replaced it with snorting kittens up his nose.

Blake T

Pipe leaves tissues in his pockets when he does his washing.

Blake T

Pipe does not believe in global warning.

Blake T

But yet believes in "The Da Vinci Code".

Blake T

Pipe wanted to be the Blue ranger when he grew up.

Seriously, the Blue.

Blake T

One time Pipe had his indicator on for turning right and he did in fact, not turn at all.

Blake T

Pipe in fact kidnapped little Maddie.

Blake T

Pipe is the reason for Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction at the superbowl.

Blake T

Pipe is soley responsible for the death of Franz Ferdinand.

Both the arch duke and the Band (and the band haven't even broken up yet).

Blake T

Pipe once told someone he owned the Mars confectionary company.

Blake T

Pipe once told a girl he would call her back.

and he never did.

Blake T

Oh wait, that was me.

Blake T

Pipe once told a woman that she in fact did look skinny in that dress, when she did not.

Blake T

Pipe never tips higher than eight percent.

Blake T

Pipe drinks all the milk in the bottle and puts the empty container back in the fridge.

Blake T

Pipe is the reason that Bono always wears those stupid fucking coloured sunglasses and I just want to smash stupid Bono's face in.

Blake T

Pipe is the reason for the Global Financial Crisis

#pipe

Blake can I put these in my resume?

Blake T

Pipe also tells lies on his resume.

#pipe

I just present the lies of others

Blake T

I am but a shining beacon of truth trying to cut through the fog of lies and deception that is your life.

#pipe

I appreciate that

really

thanks a bunch chet

Blake T

It doesn't stop me from being lonely.

Synthetic Orange

Blake what the hell are you doing?

Tweaked_Bat_

Holy shit.

Blake T

SO what are you talking about?

#pipe

I heard Blake drives really slow in the right-hand lane

#pipe

Blake swims outside the flags at the beach and tells tourists to swim against rips

#pipe

One time, Blake found someone's wallet on the street, and he took the wallet to the address on the driver's license, and he left the wallet in the letterbox

it was real nice of him

#pipe

I hear Blake fucks chickens

roast chickens

#pipe

Sometimes Blake cuts his toenails and he leaves the clippings in the carpet

#pipe

You know apartheid?

That was him.

#pipe

I heard Blake uses computers in internet cafes and he puts post it notes on the bottom of the mouse so the laser doesn't work.

and on the note he writes "pipe sux"

#pipe

Blake once played a rented DVD at a party in blatant disregard of international copyright law

#pipe

Someone told me that Blake never learnt cursive.

HE STILL PRINTS LIKE A BABY

#pipe

Blake goes into bars and orders really complicated cocktails that the bartender has never heard of and when it comes out he tries it and says it's wrong and leaves without paying

#pipe

Blake never lets anyone else play as the shoe in Monopoly and he protests words in scrabble every turn

Blake T

I should do some of these, they sound like good ideas.