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  • TasteicleTasteicle Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Send him an angry letter about bullying, maybe a pamphlet or two also.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    mully wrote: »
    dear beav-o-trawn

    http://www.poopourri.ca/where-to-buy.php

    it works. it really works. i mean, really.
    ahahaha
    this is awesome

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    i do a courtesy flush like every 5 or 10 minutes or so whenever i'm in the bathroom dropping loads, just because my poopy smells bad. i mean, who cares about the environment when i'm gagging on my own poopsmell?

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    mully wrote: »
    dear beav-o-trawn

    http://www.poopourri.ca/where-to-buy.php

    it works. it really works. i mean, really.

    oh my goodness
    mully you always make my day
    mully is another part of my day that is consistently awesome.

    hahah blake...yeah... yeah you're right
    but it didn't smell this bad!
    it's the smell!
    and i cleaned it up

  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    BEAVO

    I feel pretty shitty today too.

    But not because of bad smelling shit.

    Just a person who is a 19 year old bully and I'm trying to figure out how to deal with it.

    Sweep the leg.

    This cheered me up so much thank you

    Alternate solution: Sign up for http://www.incredible-adventures.com/russian_ops1.html. They teach you to kill a man with a shovel.

    No one will bully you ever again.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User
    edited May 2009
    speaking as a former bully I assure that one you will look back and wish you could thank him for toughening you up

    at least, that's what I assume people wish

    they're probably too shy to call

    pussies

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Swine flu symptoms:
    Righteous Poop Odor

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    speaking as a former bully I assure that one you will look back and wish you could thank him for toughening you up

    at least, that's what I assume people wish

    they're probably too shy to call

    pussies

    Fuck off with that tired bullshit.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    hahah blake...yeah... yeah you're right
    but it didn't smell this bad!
    it's the smell!
    and i cleaned it up

    There's a scoop here
    I can smell it...

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    What's the story, Veretas?

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I did a pretty bad shit this weekend.

    It also came about while I was driving so I had to pull over and find somewhere to poo. Surprisingly despite being in the middle in the city I couldn't find anywhere to do my work and I was getting at worrying levels to feces.

    Luckily I eventually found somewhere to down trousers and have at it but oh lordy there were a lot of rotten eggs involved in that dump. I felt awkward just being the same room as it.

  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »

    that will be the only good part.
    me pretending to be doctor house and going "it's not lupus...hahah just kidding it is :D :D :D :) :) :| .... :("

    The first time I ever met her, we were having a conversation with the two other girls there.

    And she was mentioning how she loves having a job because for so long she couldn't go to work due to being overtired and really sick.

    Then one of the other girls asked 'oh, what was wrong with you?' and she replied 'It was lupus.' And I actually had to fight back my immediate reaction, which would have been to say 'It's not lupus.'

    That was when I realized I'd seen that meme way too much.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Veretas, you should put a cigarette out in his eye, then shove him to the ground and tear a chunk of his flesh out with your teeth.

  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    bullying is so uncool.

    if it's any consolation most of those people are super insecure with themselves
    he's probably just heavily closeted, hates himself for it and takes it out on other people
    some day he'll come out and be all happy and cheerful and gay, and then he'll call you up crying to apologize
    this is how i hope it happens for kids who get bullied.

    also you can grow up to be an astronaut then laugh at him from space.

  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    dang veretas you're getting bullied?

    that is hilariously old-school

    is he shoving you into a locker

    are your underpants safe

    It's not really old-school man. It happens at school all the time, pretty much since schools first existed Id imagine, and it probably always will.

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living Proof That Sometimes Friends Are Mean.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    seriously though, take a dump in his toilet tank.

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I mean he's a classmate. And it's gotten to the point where I just try to flat out pretend he doesn't exist. But now it's getting to the point where I can't even hang out with my friend's because of it. And even affecting my work.

    I've asked him to stop twice. Even called him out in the middle of class. So right now I'm just asking my course director on what I can do.

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    veretas, you should hire someone bigger and meaner to be your bodyguard and bully ass kicker. someone manly like adam baldwin.

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Shit happens.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavo, at least you still have a butt

    you can always be thankful for that

    also, chronic diseases are butt

    mine landed me in the ER last week

    it took 7 fucking hours to see a doctor

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    dang beavo

    hope everything is alright for you

    I got a buddy who visits sometimes and takes some pretty wicked dumps

    like

    I don't know what the fuck he eats, but goddamn it is bad, so I feel for you

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  • TasteicleTasteicle Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Bite his dick off.

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    speaking as a former bully I assure that one you will look back and wish you could thank him for toughening you up

    at least, that's what I assume people wish

    they're probably too shy to call

    pussies

    Fuck off with that tired bullshit.

    you may have missed the joke

    also beavo that is super sad. lupus is some rank bullshit

    edit: damn like a billions posts went up while I was typing this

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living Proof That Sometimes Friends Are Mean.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    burn his house down

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    I mean he's a classmate. And it's gotten to the point where I just try to flat out pretend he doesn't exist. But now it's getting to the point where I can't even hang out with my friend's because of it. And even affecting my work.

    I've asked him to stop twice. Even called him out in the middle of class. So right now I'm just asking my course director on what I can do.

    ...is he just hassling you in class?


    what the heck is he saying/doing?

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    trick him into eating his parents. then lick his tears.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Vann Diras wrote: »
    Macro9 wrote: »
    speaking as a former bully I assure that one you will look back and wish you could thank him for toughening you up

    at least, that's what I assume people wish

    they're probably too shy to call

    pussies

    Fuck off with that tired bullshit.

    you may have missed the joke

    also beavo that is super sad. lupus is some rank bullshit

    I believe I did.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    hey veretas

    I'm going out with a chick at full sail

    want me to get her to jack him up?

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • TasteicleTasteicle Registered User
    edited May 2009
    Invite him to a chili cook off. A special chili cook off.

    Edit. Goddamn it

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tasteicle wrote: »
    Invite him to a chili cook off. A special chili cook off.

    TOO SLOW

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Build a murder house and invite him over for a house warming party.

    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living Proof That Sometimes Friends Are Mean.Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Give him a bris

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    hey veretas

    I'm going out with a chick at full sail

    want me to get her to jack him up?

    D'aww shucks Pip. Also what program is she in? There are like... 2 decent looking girls in my class.

  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    The solution to a bully is to discover his deepest, darkest fear, and exploit it.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Veretas wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    hey veretas

    I'm going out with a chick at full sail

    want me to get her to jack him up?

    D'aww shucks Pip. Also what program is she in? There are like... 2 decent looking girls in my class.

    I don't know exactly

    averga height brunette, kinda thick

    huge tits and gray eyes

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • TasteicleTasteicle Registered User
    edited May 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    The solution to a bully is to discover his deepest, darkest fear, and exploit it.

    Become batman

  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    So what is his diet?

    Can you convince him to become a vegan?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Certified BrimperRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    hey veretas

    I'm going out with a chick at full sail

    want me to get her to jack him up?

    D'aww shucks Pip. Also what program is she in? There are like... 2 decent looking girls in my class.

    I don't know exactly

    averga height brunette, kinda thick

    huge tits and gray eyes

    Let me see that character sheet.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    goddamnit dan

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    hey veretas

    I'm going out with a chick at full sail

    want me to get her to jack him up?

    D'aww shucks Pip. Also what program is she in? There are like... 2 decent looking girls in my class.

    I don't know exactly

    averga height brunette, kinda thick

    huge tits and gray eyes

    When did she start?

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