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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Bah, it's looking like my ulcer is back.

    Out of prescription meds too and the over the counter stuff doesn't do shit.

    Drink more.

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro Frame Runner Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Tearin' at my brains again

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro Frame Runner Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Fuckin Gavin Rossdale

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  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    man i think i might have an ulcer, been having some roaring heartburns lately, especially after working out or other physical activities.

    also after a lot of beer, but it's the former that's worrying me.

  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    ulcers? heartburns? gastrointestinal issues?
    man se++... we're a sad bunch.

    how are you all this morning?

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    alternatively, blood

    a yadda dadda dadda, da da da da da da, da da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaah

    fart fart

    hahah archive story oh good

    I play games on ps3 and ps4. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It is not morning here, but I am doing quite well! Other than the fact that I may forever smell of root rot due to an unavoidable gardening catastrophe. It is the worst smell I have ever smelt.

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." i read books sometimes
  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Bah, it's looking like my ulcer is back.

    Out of prescription meds too and the over the counter stuff doesn't do shit.

    Javen, I went to the ER for a pain in my upper stomach, almost lower right ribcage that I thought was my gall bladder. Turns out I have an ulcer.

    What's with young good looking dudes like us getting Ulcers?

  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    mike i think you should know that it makes me pretty happy that you use that avatar still

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    good morning my assholes :)

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    man polago is helping me build a diet and exercise plan

    it is pretty owny and the stretches feel amazing!

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    ulcers? heartburns? gastrointestinal issues?
    man se++... we're a sad bunch.

    how are you all this morning?

    I'm a clean bill of health.

    So uh, I'm pretty good thx 8-)

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I am not losing any weight because I don't have time to work out but other than that I'm golden, you broken, mangled genetic wrecks

  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    mike i think you should know that it makes me pretty happy that you use that avatar still

    I have never been given anything and it warms my heart.

    Also, fucking Woot Off... and I have no monies.

  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I am not losing any weight because I don't have time to work out but other than that I'm golden, you broken, mangled genetic wrecks

    Aww, how'd you know my favourite nickname?

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." i read books sometimes
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    man I am 150 and I want to be 130

    that is an okay goal.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    I once used a tube of 'tingling sensation' lube with my girlfriend.

    It feels great until you realize that the tingling starts to feel like burning.

    And it just gets worse until the sex stops and the tears start.

    Really, it's like skipping to the end of most of our nights.
    I have also tried some of those, and in every case they were fucking worthless.

    Just stick with a quality lube like Astroglide or ID

    Liquid Silk

    it is the best and a bottle will last for-fucking-ever.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    I am not losing any weight because I don't have time to work out but other than that I'm golden, you broken, mangled genetic wrecks

    Aww, how'd you know my favourite nickname?
    I have eyes everywhere

    :winky:

  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Is that anything like the defect list from Manos: The Hands of Fate? "Nipples, many sizes, many shapes... some on my back"?

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." i read books sometimes
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    I genuinely could not sit through Manos, it was just ehhhfuhgh

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    well they are detachable and I can throw them around like bouncy balls but yeah, I guess

  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I am not losing any weight because I don't have time to work out but other than that I'm golden, you broken, mangled genetic wrecks

    Aww, how'd you know my favourite nickname?
    I have eyes everywhere

    :winky:

    Many spies have many eyes?

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I am not losing any weight because I don't have time to work out but other than that I'm golden, you broken, mangled genetic wrecks

    Aww, how'd you know my favourite nickname?
    I have eyes everywhere

    :winky:

    Many spies have many eyes?
    do they Gandalf?

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    How come everybody awesome on this forum has some kind of deadly disease.

    Munkus has no butt -Edit: Wait, this isn't Munkus. Shit, who is the no butt guy? Now I'm a dick.

    Beavo has lupus

    Javen has ulcers

    Druhim is older than time itself


    what the hell!

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    OLD IS NOT A DISEASE

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    How come everybody awesome on this forum has some kind of deadly disease.

    Munkus has no butt -Edit: Wait, this isn't Munkus. Shit, who is the no butt guy? Now I'm a dick.

    Beavo has lupus

    Javen has ulcers

    Druhim is older than time itself


    what the hell!

    Munkus is the ass less one.

    Fuck off and die.
  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I genuinely could not sit through Manos, it was just ehhhfuhgh

    I know! I have a hard time watching it all the way through. Even Joel and the Bots can't save it from its own ehhhfuhghocity.

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." i read books sometimes
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    but manos is hilarious

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Good morning, thread of sick and diseased people.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail, Satan!
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I haven't seen it. I need to change that, I think.

    Didn't the dude playing the Satyr guy die because of that movie?

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    look i love terrible movies but i just couldn't take manos. i watched about 30 minutes and just stopped, it was too ehhhfuhgh

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Someone murdered Torgo?! But who will take care of the place while the Master is away?!

    Dru, I just can't bring myself to rewatch Manos. I know it's funny, but it's also so darn bad.

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." i read books sometimes
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Someone murdered Torgo?! But who will take care of the place while the Master is away?!

    Dru, I just can't bring myself to rewatch Manos. I know it's funny, but it's also so darn bad.

    If I remember correctly, when they first began filming the dude had put the prosthetic legs on wrong, like, backwards, and no one realized it until they had a few scenes in the can already. The director decided that rather than reshoot they'd just keep him like that. The prosthetics, worn incorrectly, caused the dude to develop a hugely crippling injury, which led to an addiction to pain meds and ultimately his death.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Someone murdered Torgo?! But who will take care of the place while the Master is away?!

    Dru, I just can't bring myself to rewatch Manos. I know it's funny, but it's also so darn bad.

    If I remember correctly, when they first began filming the dude had put the prosthetic legs on wrong, like, backwards, and no one realized it until they had a few scenes in the can already. The director decided that rather than reshoot they'd just keep him like that. The prosthetics, worn incorrectly, caused the dude to develop a hugely crippling injury, which led to an addiction to pain meds and ultimately his death.
    no, he committed suicide
    the claim about the prosthetics seems to be utter nonsense

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient Z is for Zillah who drank too much ginRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I'm going to retell that story now without doing any research into its accuracy, and if it turns out like the suicidal munchkin from the Wizard of Oz I'll be very upset.

    Edit: Dammit! The joke's on you, I'm retelling it anyway.

    QuW2glN.jpg"Sandra's favourite movie is escape from new York because she cries when magpie and brain die because they will never be together." i read books sometimes
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Someone murdered Torgo?! But who will take care of the place while the Master is away?!

    Dru, I just can't bring myself to rewatch Manos. I know it's funny, but it's also so darn bad.

    If I remember correctly, when they first began filming the dude had put the prosthetic legs on wrong, like, backwards, and no one realized it until they had a few scenes in the can already. The director decided that rather than reshoot they'd just keep him like that. The prosthetics, worn incorrectly, caused the dude to develop a hugely crippling injury, which led to an addiction to pain meds and ultimately his death.
    no, he committed suicide
    the claim about the prosthetics seems to be utter nonsense

    NOOOOOO

    oh well.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I've seen Manos both with and without MST commentary. I believe the without time was when it was on USA's Up All Night.

    I miss movie shows like that on the cable networks. Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs being my hands down favorite.

    I've emailed back and forth with Mr. Briggs recently and found out he is doing a HUGE video/DVD series (he started in the late 90's) of Grindhouse and Drive In B movies complete with commentary tracks. It is my goal to own every one of these.

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    the best Torgo bit wasn't even from the Manos episode.

    It was from the episode where TV's Frank died, and Torgo the White came to take him to 2nd Banana heaven.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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