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Fireside [chat]

IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
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Let us speak quietly but profoundly.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Incenjucar has a penis that is of appreciable size and is proficient in its usage.

  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    fashion thread - michael steele threatens to design

    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    This seems like a good time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcLA596zUwc

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    A student at my old highschool, where my mother works, has had a student diagnosed with swine flu. Do I get a prize if I end up being the first [chat]ter with swine flu?

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
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    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Strange realizations - I don't think I've ever seen a chick in porn with an outie bellybutton.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Outies are fucking weird.

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
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    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Outies are fucking weird.

    Well, yes. Still, surprising.

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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    You'd be looking at the outie all the time and be unable to concentrate on the job in hand.

  • VariableVariable Stroke Me Lady Fame Registered User regular
    I'm sure that would happen

    "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    I've seen an outie or two.

    They probably get them pierced fairly often.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Does anyone here know if Dawn of War 2 is any good? I enjoyed the first one and have a decent computer now so I'm considering getting it.

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • WashWash Registered User regular
    Strange realizations - I don't think I've ever seen a chick in porn with an outie bellybutton.

    I is seen it once. T'was a dark and gloomy evening, with me by my lonesome. Through the door I could hear neighbours and passersbye, but for the most part not a soul haunted my hallways. Fancyin' a bit of the old rub and tug, I scoured the internet, in search of women tall and fair, when I came upon a lass with long golden hair. She was a beaut, I tall ye, as fine as summer wine. It t'was then that I noticed it, what ought sink in stuck out. Never in my days had I seen such a blemish adorn something so otherwise perfect, t'will haunt me for the rest o' my nights.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Does anyone here know if Dawn of War 2 is any good? I enjoyed the first one and have a decent computer now so I'm considering getting it.

    I have heard good things, especially about the single player game.

    It's at the top of my list for my next game purchases once they release the first combo expansion pack.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    It's at the top of my list for my next game purchases once they release the first combo expansion pack.

    When is that likely to be? If it's not ages away I'll probably wait.

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    So, today I am gertting paid for two hours to phone up people who have applied to do a postgrad in my subject at my Uni and I think convince them to accept the offer. This will be strange.

    But first, to find the room with the minimal number of getting lost problems!

    Later [chat].

  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Registered User regular
    OP is missing something vitally important:

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  • GimGim Registered User
    We're all alone and that's the best we can hope for.
    Spoiler:

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    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
  • Salvation122Salvation122 Registered User regular
    Why am I still up

    Fuck

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    Jesus. I have been awake for over 12 hours, but I've just started my work shift.

    And then when i get home I'll only have time for 4 hours of sleep before another long day that ends in a work shift.

    I'm so fucked.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    For some reason this morning, I've got a fairly bad case of the emos.
    BobCesca wrote: »
    So, today I am gertting paid for two hours to phone up people who have applied to do a postgrad in my subject at my Uni and I think convince them to accept the offer. This will be strange.

    But first, to find the room with the minimal number of getting lost problems!

    Later [chat].
    And there was I believing it was hard to get a PhD in classics, but no, you're phoning people and badgering them!

  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    This morning's lesson: don't listen to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue while driving into work. Uncontrollable giggling at filthy double entendres and games of Mornington Crescent whilst in control of a moving vehicle is dangerous.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Oooh, is there a new series?

  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Registered User regular
    Gim, what's your sig from?

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  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Ah, ten is the perfect time to get up. I hate t when you wake and it's already like one in the afternoon.

  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Oooh, is there a new series?

    They're taping them now, I think. Stephen Fry is hosting the first couple, I think.

    I was listening to some old tapes of them this morning, though. I try and save as many as I can from when they're broadcast. I have the legendary episode where Sandy Toksvig gets the giggles and can't stop for a full minute after one particularly dirty joke about Lionel Blair. I treasure this like a holy relic.

    The one I was listening to this morning has Phil Jupitus doing pretty much the same thing, as well as Graham Garden not trying very hard at a round of Bee-Keepers Film Club, simply avoiding clever puns in favour of inserting the word 'bee' into film titles. By the time he got to "Twelve Angry Bees" I was close to crashing the car.

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    I resubbed to WoW.

    Fuck you nobody's perfect!

  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    So I installed Linux on my netbook, and so far the experience is not significantly different from using my Mac. When do I start feeling cool?

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  • GimGim Registered User
    Gim, what's your sig from?

    Here (that link may or may not work)

    If it does not, it is from the last episode of American Dad!.

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    So I installed Linux on my netbook, and so far the experience is not significantly different from using my Mac. When do I start feeling cool?

    Have you installed the beret and pencil-thin moustache?

  • GimGim Registered User
    Damn my swollen feet. This must be what it's like to be pregnant.

    Organichu wrote: »
    NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH FUCKING KIDS
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    This is possibly the best single post ever to be written on these forums
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    Tell her to take a shit beforehand.

    I cannot stress this enough.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    It's at the top of my list for my next game purchases once they release the first combo expansion pack.

    When is that likely to be? If it's not ages away I'll probably wait.

    I have no idea.

    But I won't be in the game market for ages so. :P

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  • Squirminator2kSquirminator2k Registered User regular
    I don't have Linux (although I don't find it particularly user-friendly, or indeed useful at all to me as... well, as a human being). I do hate Linux zealots, though. The kind of person who says "I am APPALLED that this five-year old game has not received a Linux port! Abloo bloo bloo" really pisses me off.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    I can't sleep. I might just play nine hours of Knights of Honor.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    I don't have Linux (although I don't find it particularly user-friendly, or indeed useful at all to me as... well, as a human being). I do hate Linux zealots, though. The kind of person who says "I am APPALLED that this five-year old game has not received a Linux port! Abloo bloo bloo" really pisses me off.

    I've heard Linux was supposed to be all difficult to get into as such. I guess I picked a really easy distribution or something, because Ubuntu is child's play. And I'm not saying that to brag. My mom could seriously use this.

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  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    Man, H/A threads like that are always gold.

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    I don't want to point it out to Dix as he's good people, but, uh, if you don't need lube (or it's naturally provided) you're doing it wrong somehow. Horrifyingly so.

  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    Leitner wrote: »
    I don't want to point it out to Dix as he's good people, but, uh, if you don't need lube (or it's naturally provided) you're doing it wrong somehow. Horrifyingly so.

    Perhaps he is mistaken as to which end the poop comes out of? :P

  • HonkHonk Registered User regular
    Good Morning [Chat], I woke up 10 minutes ago. So far I've read about buttsex and telekinesis. This will most likely escalate!

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