Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!
Erich ZahnFuck YouGot Mind PowersRegistered Userregular
I have a piss elm in my garden with one root DEEP into the ground, I need to know how to remove said root, I do not spend three hours a day coaxing pretty trees, corn, and potatoes out of this bed of infertile, barren rock just to have my neighbor's shit ruin my garden.(HE WATERS FOR NINE HOURS A DAY FFFFFF)
I spent an hour trying to pull that last root up out of the ground and even though I have taken a shower my herbicidal rage is not abated. It is at least five feet down, my budgetary limit is nineteen dollars.
At some point the discourse has to actually step out of the tower and fight in the real world with whatever real army it can find. D&D nerds might be annoying, but they’re the least compromised and the most motivated. Plus, they’re childish, which makes them a great testing ground for what we’re going to teach to schoolchildren instead of democracy, equality, and the pursuit of Happy-Happyness.