do you guys know what is the best (it is the ballad of gay tony)

ascot

how do anti-anxiety meds work?
I'm pretty sure i'd still be worried about a bunch of things afterwards

Air

unfortunately, surprise hotties are often accompanied by completely expected awkwardness

Ruckus

ascot wrote: »

how do anti-anxiety meds work?
I'm pretty sure i'd still be worried about a bunch of things afterwards

Spoiler:

Ruckus

Not a lot of "Surprise Social Aptitude" goin on.

MagnumCT

"Hotties," hm? Can we call them "hardbodies?"

Seriously

If you must I suppose.

Jordyn

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Javen wrote: »

The best surprise hottie is the one you find in your bed the next morning and doesn't immediately break for the door.

Sometimes it's better strategically to wait for a better opportunity to get away.

well you're gonna want to make sure you have all your stuff first. You don't want to leave behind anything they could potentially track you down with.

Airking850

I saw a hottie at a resort so I went up and talked to her and then we hung out and had a great time

true story.

Seriously

What's it like?

vsove

I was buying a barbecue of all things the other day, and the girl who helped me was surprisingly cute. We flirted and she made a joke about inviting her over when I had it up and running. When I got back home I noticed she'd written a phone number on my receipt! Possibly hers!

Also they hired new baristas at the coffee shop I go to when I'm working and two of them are all kinds of cute.

Sara Lynn

Jordyn wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Javen wrote: »

The best surprise hottie is the one you find in your bed the next morning and doesn't immediately break for the door.

Sometimes it's better strategically to wait for a better opportunity to get away.

well you're gonna want to make sure you have all your stuff first. You don't want to leave behind anything they could potentially track you down with.

That's true. Perhaps carry things with you that aren't yours, that you can leave behind to distract them with a wild goose chase while you flee the state.

MagnumCT

What did she smell like?

Jordyn

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Jordyn wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Javen wrote: »

The best surprise hottie is the one you find in your bed the next morning and doesn't immediately break for the door.

Sometimes it's better strategically to wait for a better opportunity to get away.

well you're gonna want to make sure you have all your stuff first. You don't want to leave behind anything they could potentially track you down with.

That's true. Perhaps carry things with you that aren't yours, that you can leave behind to distract them with a wild goose chase while you flee the state.

Personally, I purchase a bunch of those novelty IDs that say I'm Tina Turner or Angelina Jolie and stuff like that.

Gatsby

At uni there's an incredibly cute waitress who works at one of the cafes. Seriously, she's hot enough to make me and my buddies go to that place every week, even though the other cafe on campus is cheaper and has slightly better coffee. She's a marketing ploy, but dammit if she isn't an effective one.

satansfingers

ascot wrote: »

how do anti-anxiety meds work?
I'm pretty sure i'd still be worried about a bunch of things afterwards

well they're not intended to make you completely complacent. they're intended to fix the chemical imbalance in your brain that leads to excessive and unnecessary anxiety.

Dead Legend

vsove wrote: »

I was buying a barbecue of all things the other day, and the girl who helped me was surprisingly cute. We flirted and she made a joke about inviting her over when I had it up and running. When I got back home I noticed she'd written a phone number on my receipt! Possibly hers!

Also they hired new baristas at the coffee shop I go to when I'm working and two of them are all kinds of cute.

just letting you know, if you fail to call her up and cook some good food, you're a fuck up

don't let me down, vsove. you're a good guy.

Wrench N Rockets

Dead Legend wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

I was buying a barbecue of all things the other day, and the girl who helped me was surprisingly cute. We flirted and she made a joke about inviting her over when I had it up and running. When I got back home I noticed she'd written a phone number on my receipt! Possibly hers!

Also they hired new baristas at the coffee shop I go to when I'm working and two of them are all kinds of cute.

just letting you know, if you fail to call her up and cook some good food, you're a fuck up

don't let me down, vsove. you're a good guy.

Yeah I'm just going to call bullshit on all this. Sounds like something from the latest hip teen drama on the WC.

Dead Legend

Wrench N Rockets wrote: »

Dead Legend wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

I was buying a barbecue of all things the other day, and the girl who helped me was surprisingly cute. We flirted and she made a joke about inviting her over when I had it up and running. When I got back home I noticed she'd written a phone number on my receipt! Possibly hers!

Also they hired new baristas at the coffee shop I go to when I'm working and two of them are all kinds of cute.

just letting you know, if you fail to call her up and cook some good food, you're a fuck up

don't let me down, vsove. you're a good guy.

Yeah I'm just going to call bullshit on all this. Sounds like something from the latest hip teen drama on the WC.

but wrench, XX's exist outside of teen dramas!

i just thought i might let you know that

vsove

Wrench N Rockets wrote: »

Dead Legend wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

I was buying a barbecue of all things the other day, and the girl who helped me was surprisingly cute. We flirted and she made a joke about inviting her over when I had it up and running. When I got back home I noticed she'd written a phone number on my receipt! Possibly hers!

Also they hired new baristas at the coffee shop I go to when I'm working and two of them are all kinds of cute.

just letting you know, if you fail to call her up and cook some good food, you're a fuck up

don't let me down, vsove. you're a good guy.

Yeah I'm just going to call bullshit on all this. Sounds like something from the latest hip teen drama on the WC.

I do consistently make things up on the forums. No, wait, that's not something I've done at all!

Although I admit that if anyone else had said it, I'd be highly suspicious. It's never happened to me before and I doubt it'll ever happen again. So I certainly understand your skepticism. My method of getting women's phone numbers is generally best described as 'clumsy'.

Wrench N Rockets

I'm just jealous because that has never happened to me.

vsove

Wrench N Rockets wrote: »

I'm just jealous because that has never happened to me.

Mostly the things that get written on receipts by women are the case number for the restraining orders they're filing against me.

Dead Legend

vsove wrote: »

Wrench N Rockets wrote: »

Dead Legend wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

I was buying a barbecue of all things the other day, and the girl who helped me was surprisingly cute. We flirted and she made a joke about inviting her over when I had it up and running. When I got back home I noticed she'd written a phone number on my receipt! Possibly hers!

Also they hired new baristas at the coffee shop I go to when I'm working and two of them are all kinds of cute.

just letting you know, if you fail to call her up and cook some good food, you're a fuck up

don't let me down, vsove. you're a good guy.

Yeah I'm just going to call bullshit on all this. Sounds like something from the latest hip teen drama on the WC.

I do consistently make things up on the forums. No, wait, that's not something I've done at all!

Although I admit that if anyone else had said it, I'd be highly suspicious. It's never happened to me before and I doubt it'll ever happen again. So I certainly understand your skepticism. My method of getting women's phone numbers is generally best described as 'clumsy'.

clumsy as in you rummage through their purse to send yourself a text message with their phone and then delete the text on her phone so that you have her phone number and you can text her and send her incredibly dirty things that really shouldn't be sent, especially given the dirty, low handed way of procuring the number?

because i know people that have done this in the past.

Wrench N Rockets

Though I did meet a lion tamer once who was rather fetching.

vsove

Dead Legend wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

Wrench N Rockets wrote: »

Dead Legend wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

I was buying a barbecue of all things the other day, and the girl who helped me was surprisingly cute. We flirted and she made a joke about inviting her over when I had it up and running. When I got back home I noticed she'd written a phone number on my receipt! Possibly hers!

Also they hired new baristas at the coffee shop I go to when I'm working and two of them are all kinds of cute.

just letting you know, if you fail to call her up and cook some good food, you're a fuck up

don't let me down, vsove. you're a good guy.

Yeah I'm just going to call bullshit on all this. Sounds like something from the latest hip teen drama on the WC.

I do consistently make things up on the forums. No, wait, that's not something I've done at all!

Although I admit that if anyone else had said it, I'd be highly suspicious. It's never happened to me before and I doubt it'll ever happen again. So I certainly understand your skepticism. My method of getting women's phone numbers is generally best described as 'clumsy'.

clumsy as in you rummage through their purse to send yourself a text message with their phone and then delete the text on her phone so that you have her phone number and you can text her and send her incredibly dirty things that really shouldn't be sent, especially given the dirty, low handed way of procuring the number?

because i know people that have done this in the past.

No, clumsy as in 'so if I asked you for your number, what kind of answer would I get?'

I like to pretend it's charming. I think mostly they just think it's weird.

Dead Legend

rather felching, eh?

sounds like a winner

Dog

last night i stumbled into my room to find two surprise hotties sleeping in my bed

Dog

but i was really drunk and it turns out they were just body pillows

Me Too!

Dead Legend wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

Wrench N Rockets wrote: »

Dead Legend wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

I was buying a barbecue of all things the other day, and the girl who helped me was surprisingly cute. We flirted and she made a joke about inviting her over when I had it up and running. When I got back home I noticed she'd written a phone number on my receipt! Possibly hers!

Also they hired new baristas at the coffee shop I go to when I'm working and two of them are all kinds of cute.

just letting you know, if you fail to call her up and cook some good food, you're a fuck up

don't let me down, vsove. you're a good guy.

Yeah I'm just going to call bullshit on all this. Sounds like something from the latest hip teen drama on the WC.

I do consistently make things up on the forums. No, wait, that's not something I've done at all!

Although I admit that if anyone else had said it, I'd be highly suspicious. It's never happened to me before and I doubt it'll ever happen again. So I certainly understand your skepticism. My method of getting women's phone numbers is generally best described as 'clumsy'.

clumsy as in you rummage through their purse to send yourself a text message with their phone and then delete the text on her phone so that you have her phone number and you can text her and send her incredibly dirty things that really shouldn't be sent, especially given the dirty, low handed way of procuring the number?

because i know people that have done this in the past.

One more entry on the list of things I am above doing

Booyah

Dead Legend

vsove wrote: »

Dead Legend wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

Wrench N Rockets wrote: »

Dead Legend wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

I was buying a barbecue of all things the other day, and the girl who helped me was surprisingly cute. We flirted and she made a joke about inviting her over when I had it up and running. When I got back home I noticed she'd written a phone number on my receipt! Possibly hers!

Also they hired new baristas at the coffee shop I go to when I'm working and two of them are all kinds of cute.

just letting you know, if you fail to call her up and cook some good food, you're a fuck up

don't let me down, vsove. you're a good guy.

Yeah I'm just going to call bullshit on all this. Sounds like something from the latest hip teen drama on the WC.

I do consistently make things up on the forums. No, wait, that's not something I've done at all!

Although I admit that if anyone else had said it, I'd be highly suspicious. It's never happened to me before and I doubt it'll ever happen again. So I certainly understand your skepticism. My method of getting women's phone numbers is generally best described as 'clumsy'.

clumsy as in you rummage through their purse to send yourself a text message with their phone and then delete the text on her phone so that you have her phone number and you can text her and send her incredibly dirty things that really shouldn't be sent, especially given the dirty, low handed way of procuring the number?

because i know people that have done this in the past.

No, clumsy as in 'so if I asked you for your number, what kind of answer would I get?'

I like to pretend it's charming. I think mostly they just think it's weird.

here is a standard phone number query: "hey i really enjoyed talking/meeting you, what's your number, i'd like to go out with you sometime/i'm having a party(bbq) and i'd really enjoy having you and your friends there"

Dead Legend

but if you invite their friends, you must insist "no fat chicks"

Me Too!

Oh man

It's barely noon and the ice cream truck is here

Awesome

Air

try convincing a girl to guess your number
and then make her keep going until she actually gets it, one digit at a time

see how many digits she gets before no longer giving a shit

this is more of a drinking game than a pickup technique

Dead Legend

Me Too! wrote: »

Oh man

It's barely noon and the ice cream truck is here

Awesome

wiggin i read in that there literacy thread that you had read all the dresden files books in the last two weeks.

i think i am going to do the same thing because i can't remember where i left off and need to do a reread of them so i can fucking remember them

thanks for the idea

The Geek

I get surprise hottie every time I walk by a mirror.

vsove

Dead Legend wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

No, clumsy as in 'so if I asked you for your number, what kind of answer would I get?'

I like to pretend it's charming. I think mostly they just think it's weird.

here is a standard phone number query: "hey i really enjoyed talking/meeting you, what's your number, i'd like to go out with you sometime/i'm having a party(bbq) and i'd really enjoy having you and your friends there"

Straightforward? That's not zany at all! How would that ever work?

But seriously, I've actually become a lot more assertive and self-confident lately. The brief 'I have a girlfriend and suddenly women are interested in me' phase helped a lot with that, and while I no longer have a girlfriend the confidence seems to have persisted.

ascot

The Geek wrote: »

I get surprise hottie every time I walk by a mirror.

smooth moves

Dead Legend

vsove wrote: »

Dead Legend wrote: »

vsove wrote: »

No, clumsy as in 'so if I asked you for your number, what kind of answer would I get?'

I like to pretend it's charming. I think mostly they just think it's weird.

here is a standard phone number query: "hey i really enjoyed talking/meeting you, what's your number, i'd like to go out with you sometime/i'm having a party(bbq) and i'd really enjoy having you and your friends there"

Straightforward? That's not zany at all! How would that ever work?

But seriously, I've actually become a lot more assertive and self-confident lately. The brief 'I have a girlfriend and suddenly women are interested in me' phase helped a lot with that, and while I no longer have a girlfriend the confidence seems to have persisted.

i know, it's insane.

The Geek

Who's gonna make some rad food this weekend? I've got some ribs marinating in Stubb's BBQ sauce in the fridge right now that I'm gonna grill up tonight. I also have a nice big watermelon to cut up. Gonna be so good.

Ruckus

I think I'm gonna get me a pound or two ground beef from the local butcher and make me up some monster burgers for grillin tonight.

Dead Legend

The Geek wrote: »

Who's gonna make some rad food this weekend? I've got some ribs marinating in Stubb's BBQ sauce in the fridge right now that I'm gonna grill up tonight. I also have a nice big watermelon to cut up. Gonna be so good.

i think i'm burnt out on social activities so i suspect i will be dodging calls to go cook tasty foods

except for the venison that my dad is picking up from my uncle. stubb's is good stuff.

bbq station bbq sauce is better though.