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Close Calls With the Law

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    no guns for negros

    i'm currently enjoying this video

    Whaaaaat the hell is this, DL? Am I going to be on a watch list somewhere for clicking on it?

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It's about racist gun control laws. Informative, but you know, pretty slanted. Not that I don't think the vast majority of gun control legislation is just as dumb as the vast majority of drug control legislation.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    no guns for negros

    i'm currently enjoying this video

    Whaaaaat the hell is this, DL? Am I going to be on a watch list somewhere for clicking on it?

    It's not what the title paints it as being.

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    She'll never escape with the kickstand down!
    If only the real ones made it that easy

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    RocketScienceRocketScience Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It would be creepier if somebody undid the guy's pants. I'm surprised the photographer had long enough to photograph the statue without some kids messing with it.

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    It would be creepier if somebody undid the guy's pants. I'm surprised the photographer had long enough to photograph the statue without some kids messing with it.

    Not real clothing.

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Oh, well then. Open mouth, insert foot. Sorry for accusing you of trying to get me on a government watch list, DL.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Plenty of what Dead Legend says could get him on a government watch list

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    fuck the government

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    Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    man today fuck today

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    we cool, sal.

    besides, you're in korea.

    t amp'd : word

    t skull man: sorry 'bout your relationship troubles

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I thought about adding a "this time" to it, but I figured that would come off as... you know... ungracious.

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Skull Man, come up here and let's party like the apocalypse is coming

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Swine flu is coming.

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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    skullman you should go shoot some guns

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    I thought about adding a "this time" to it, but I figured that would come off as... you know... ungracious.

    please, don't even act like i can't figure out when a woman is being ungracious


    (answer:all the time)

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    Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    it's like I want to talk to her but if I do I'm just going to forget about angry mean treats-me-like-shit demanding hatemonster girlfriend

    so I feel guilty but I remember that I broke it off for a reason and maybe it ain't forever but it definitely needs to be for a little while

    LIFE MAN

    IT'S ALL ABOUT LIVING

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    Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Shoot some guns at the swine flu apocalypse with Centi, maybe, if you're feeling ambitious.

    Sorry to hear about you and your lady, though I know I don't know you well enough for that to mean much. Falling out with your significant other is the suckiest, even under the best of circumstances.

    e: DL, damn straight, all the time

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Swine Flu is so last week, you guys.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    if it's any consolation i haven't got drunk in a week

    it's kind of rough because i have a case of beer sitting in the fridge tempting me.

    but between watching everybody else get drunk and act like idiots and busting my balls every day working to make money, i don't see the point.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That video is retarded

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    SirToasty wrote: »
    And I was just going to say Dark Primus without an Optimus avater surprised me.

    How many times have you been told that now?

    A few times now.

    And I know I said I was gonna change it but I forgot to save some avatars to my flash drive before I unplugged all my computer cords to vacuum shiiiiiiit.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    no guns for negros

    i'm currently enjoying this video

    This is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen

    I'm sorry DL

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    o k

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    SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    SirToasty wrote: »
    And I was just going to say Dark Primus without an Optimus avater surprised me.

    How many times have you been told that now?

    A few times now.

    And I know I said I was gonna change it but I forgot to save some avatars to my flash drive before I unplugged all my computer cords to vacuum shiiiiiiit.

    also baltar is mine

    miiiiiiinnnneeee

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Getting pulled over when carrying adds a level of stress.



    Pull over

    Kill engine

    Kill stereo

    Keys and wallet on dash

    seatbelt on

    hands locked and on the wheel


    "Officer, I'm armed, right side hip holster."



    Getting all that done before they're up on you is challenging sometimes.

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    cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mlch97EQDA

    I wonder how legit that is.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    that's my penis

    that's your penis alright

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    That poor poor man

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Stale you should already have your seat-belt on dude.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    let's not get into that debate again

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Getting pulled when carrying things you can't tell the cop about is an entirely unique level of stress

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    "Officer, I'm armed. Right and left shoulders"

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Officer, I'm stoned

    uh

    wait

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    Being underage, drunk, and in a honda with 12 people stuffed in it clown car style, and then hearing "Oh shit guys I'm carrying a gun!" when you get pulled over is all kinds of fun too.
    So was the weeks of rehab I was required to take

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2009
    officer you should know i'm transporting wild animals

    coupla pythons, OH YEEUUUUURGH

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Officer, I'm stoned

    uh

    wait

    Officer I'm a little high

    Can you tell me how to get to fourth street

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2009
    officer you should know i'm transporting wild animals

    coupla pythons, OH YEEUUUUURGH

    ahahahha

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    Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2009
    I only know how to sweep someone for weapons military style.

    You are getting bruised pretty much everywhere and not keeping any shred of dignity. Or your shoes. You may or may not lose your pants.

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    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Cooljammer that is the most ridiculous thing.

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