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DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdooryou're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
edited July 2009 in MMO Extravaganza
Talk about whatever to do with WoW. Whatever floats your boat!

Beasts on Ravenholdt? Talk about your sick furry fetishes.
Everyone else, pity them!

Dhalphir on
Tube-san wrote:
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  • reVersereVerse Never odd or even Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I just partook in some nostalgia raids to Zul'Aman and Tempest Keep. Zul'Aman was pretty rad, Tempest Keep... not so much.

  • DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I oddly enjoyed going back to kill Kael. Though we didn't do any of the other three bosses.

    Tube-san wrote:
    I apologise for my rudeness desu.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    XT2 is an excellent choice.

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • ZeroCowZeroCow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So I hear druids are getting new arts and the arts are sexy.

    PSN ID - Buckeye_Bert
    Magic Online - Bertro
  • ShawnaseeShawnasee Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    "Additional Instances cannot be launched, please try again later" can fuck right off.

    What causes this anyway?

    Chanus wrote: »

    Your wang is a better man than you.
  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Too many people are doing shit.

    mts wrote: »
    heres how i see it being a total win situation for you
    1. stay with your wife while she dog sits. this wins husband points since she knows its out of your comfort zone
    2. have sex all over her friends house so that the next time you see her friend look at you condescendingly, you can wink back knowing you did the freaky deaky where she eats her cheerios.
  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It seems to have disappeared on Windrunner with the day long maintenance the other day

    But I kind of talked my brother into playing his mage again yay

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  • reVersereVerse Never odd or even Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It's their "temporary" fix to instances lagging to all hell.

  • lifeincognitolifeincognito Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Don't hate on the Beasts, we are good people. Mostly.

    Does anyone else sometimes get tells when they log on from people they don't know asking them to join a raid? This happened to me for the first time this week. I want to know who is giving out my name to pubby raid leaders and why they feel tells when I immediately log on are a good idea.

    losers weepers. jawas keepers.
  • reVersereVerse Never odd or even Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    He's probably just asking random 80s. They do that sometimes.

  • PoketpixiePoketpixie Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I had some random schmuck ask me to pay for his character transfer the other day. He promised me a level 80 character in return. o_O

  • JJJJ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I remember once on my first time to Naxx, I rolled on the fire scorched greathelm. I thought I rolled a 1 and angrily yelled "what the fuck!" over vent. Then Gerbil told me I rolled 100. And I did, the helm was mine.

    Good times.

    Mr. Banballow was so badly maimed, he turned into a hideous monster, oozing and bleeding, snarling and growling like a beast---enraged and bent on revenge. He tracked down the kids responsible for the fire and killed them one by one----with a blowtorch. That wasn't enough for Banballow. He won't leave his inn or his memories, so there he waits....in ambush....
  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I give you another "Is this character for real?"

    http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Bonechewer&n=Bambulance

    so dark and foul I can't disguise
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  • I needed a gnome to post.I needed a gnome to post. gank so hard motherfuckers wanna find meRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    From "Kologarn is going to stop your raid."
    Spoiler:

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  • reVersereVerse Never odd or even Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That's awesome.

  • Mad JazzMad Jazz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    End wrote: »
    I give you another "Is this character for real?"

    http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Bonechewer&n=Bambulance

    Wow. Every talent in ret except for one point in imp judgments and one point in crusade. Because who needs to do more damage/cast your best spell faster?

    Also, gear. D:

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  • AldarezAldarez Registered User
    edited June 2009
    I think my favourite part is glyph of shield of righteousness for ret.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh yeah, he does 310 dps.

    Also, I happened to like the onyxia trinket.

    so dark and foul I can't disguise
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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    I've always wanted to meet someone like that so I can out-DPS them with just autoattacks.

  • reVersereVerse Never odd or even Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    I've always wanted to meet someone like that so I can out-DPS them with just autoattacks.

    Unarmed.

  • EchoEcho staring is caring Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    Oh yeah, we did once have that failmage that did 115 DPS in Karazhan...

    Pyroblast.

    Stare at distant object.

    Oh, Pyroblast's dot done ticking. New Pyroblast!

    We booted him from the raid before we reached Huntsman.

  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Smasher wrote: »
    SabreMau wrote: »
    For anyone else who's run Baron in Stratholme hundreds of times, have any of you seen the Runeblade yet? Supposedly it's got a higher droprate than the mount, but I've not seen it yet either.

    According to wowhead the mount drops ten times more often than the blade.
    Ah, I hadn't looked at the drop rates in a while. Last time I checked them, the mount was something like 0.01% and the runeblade was 0.1%. Now the mount's up to 1% and they didn't touch the sword.

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  • EchoEcho staring is caring Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited June 2009
    Walt says: You're out of your element, Lebronski! Uncalled for! Those iron dwarves won't know what hit 'em! Now why don't you get back to uncovering the mystery of the gigantic turd on your rug and leave the real scientists to their work!

    Iron Rune Construct says: Model U-9207 Iron Rune Construct does not appreciate your tone of voice. Commencing total annihilation of your rug, Lebronski.

    <3 <3 <3

  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Slightly unrelated, but I just noticed that browsing the official WoW forums from here, I get Korean WoW ads.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    From "Kologarn is going to stop your raid."
    Spoiler:

    I laughed really hard.

  • gigawatt666gigawatt666 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Heh. I helped a player I've known for years complete a leg of some old AQ 40 quest line. We had to go out to Alcaz Island and whack some level 63 Elite MoB named "Dr. Weavil". He was a rogue, i was the tree to heal, and we brought in a lock for his pet. I thought it was over kill.....but doesn't the little bugger MC the lock , who fries the rogue and then cooks me ><. Then the rogue tells me he remembers seeing this little level 63 Gnome wreck a 40 man raid by MC'ing 8 players at once.

  • ShawnaseeShawnasee Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Heh. I helped a player I've known for years complete a leg of some old AQ 40 quest line. We had to go out to Alcaz Island and whack some level 63 Elite MoB named "Dr. Weavil". He was a rogue, i was the tree to heal, and we brought in a lock for his pet. I thought it was over kill.....but doesn't the little bugger MC the lock , who fries the rogue and then cooks me ><. Then the rogue tells me he remembers seeing this little level 63 Gnome wreck a 40 man raid by MC'ing 8 players at once.

    I was out there just the other day doing some lowbie quests on my 80 DK and decided to swim out there and see what was out there. Oooh! Elites.

    So I run through there smacking these guys around and decided to go into one of the buildings. I am happily raping a few fellas on the first floor when some of the baddies from upstairs decide to join in. Good, now I can just run up there and look around without having to step over bodies.

    Next thing I know I am getting my mind raped and am sitting next to this level 63 elite named (dun dun dun) Dr. Weavil....for 2 minutes.

    When it drops, I try to kill that little bastard and he does that shit to me again!

    Another 2 minutes and when it drops, I run.

    I get out of the building right when he fucks my head up again. I then follow this little mentalist upstairs to be his lapdog bitch for another 2 minutes.

    For this 2 minutes I am thinking "how the fuck do I get out of this? Log?"

    Luckily, on my next foot race to get away from the gnome mother fucker, he doesn't mind control me and I get away.

    I sat there humiliated wondering if I should go back in to avenge my psyche and then thought "what if he mind fucks me again?" No, I'm out.

    I had actually made plans with the guild to go back and fuck him up but now reading what you wrote, I'm not so sure.

    So, uh, yeah...fuck Dr. Weavil.

    Chanus wrote: »

    Your wang is a better man than you.
  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You just need to go back in with some tactics and study of how the olden days players did it. Can't just tank+spank him.

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  • ForarForar #432 Already prepping for Toronto Fan Expo!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    They could raise the drop rate on those nightmare shards to 100% and I don't think it'd be enough to get me to continue that quest line. I believe that's where I left off, and I'm pretty sure it's where I'll stay for the rest of my rogue's existance.

    Not that I'd ever pick him up again as a main were I to resubscribe. Ooooh no, I learned my lesson on that.

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  • GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So a friend of mine hasn't played wow since August of last year, and I had a sudden urge to play a warlock. I was hoping to transfer his lock from his account to mine, but apparently Blizzard frowns upon that sort of thing. If I want to play that char I'd have to reactivate his account, upgrade it to wrath, and then transfer it to the server I actually want to play it on. Nuts to all that -_-

    3DS FC: 2079-6424-8577 | PSN: KaeruX65 | Steam: Karulytic | LoL: Karulytic
  • DecoyDecoy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So a friend of mine hasn't played wow since August of last year, and I had a sudden urge to play a warlock. I was hoping to transfer his lock from his account to mine, but apparently Blizzard frowns upon that sort of thing. If I want to play that char I'd have to reactivate his account, upgrade it to wrath, and then transfer it to the server I actually want to play it on. Nuts to all that -_-

    You could always try something a little shady if your friend is a chick. Have her call Blizzard and say she's getting married and wants to change the last name on her account. If they agree, change the last name to yours and then it should be eligible to be transferred to your account.

    Sadly if it's not a chick, you're still screwed, unless it's a uni-sex name. Then you can just get a chick friend to lie/pretend/act for you. After all, it is what they are good at.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Well if he's in 1 of 5 states in the USA, it doesn't need to be a girl.

  • GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I'm in MA, technically speaking that's ok here. It doesn't matter though, apparently Blizzard asks for a copy of your marriage license if you try to do that though.

    I'll probably just end up RAFing myself again.

    Funny RAF story though - so I leveled my warrior that way, dual boxing with a priest. I only did this for a few weeks, then gave the extra account away to a friend who wanted to make a DK. It never occurred to me to look, but apparently him taking that account and playing it for several months entitles me to a Zhevra. Score!

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Blizzard wants a marriage license?!

    WoW is srsbzns.

  • ShawnaseeShawnasee Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Blizzard wants a marriage license?!

    WoW is srsbzns.

    Chanus wrote: »

    Your wang is a better man than you.
  • DecoyDecoy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Shawnasee wrote: »
    Blizzard wants a marriage license?!

    WoW is srsbzns.

    Well.....how much is a trip to Vegas? :)

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  • mturalonmturalon Registered User
    edited June 2009
    End wrote: »
    I give you another "Is this character for real?"

    http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Bonechewer&n=Bambulance
    reVerse wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    I've always wanted to meet someone like that so I can out-DPS them with just autoattacks.

    Unarmed.

    I....I... didn't think it was possible to do that with gear on purpose or accidentally. I mean, if you randomly accepted the first usable quest rewards and all, you Might end up like that, but I think even the first options are consistent with 1 spec.....

    No gems or enchants on anything? even those pieces that accidentally weren't bad and HAD a gem slot....are they waiting for gems to drop?

    the shield glyph is fantastic. I mean.. clearly the fact its for a prot ability and you run around with 2 handers.. it's close....

    and I've always wanted to see what it is like to take every talent in a tree....I see that going something like. Hmm I can't decide between this useless talent and that other useless talent. I know, I'll take both!!! I'm a genius:winky:

  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Decoy wrote: »
    Shawnasee wrote: »
    Blizzard wants a marriage license?!

    WoW is srsbzns.

    Well.....how much is a trip to Vegas? :)

    From where I live two tanks of gas and a 12ish hours at 1400 miles or so

    Because it almost happened last summer

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Bro!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Blizzard wants a marriage license?!

    WoW is srsbzns.

    Name changes are a huge PITA. My ex-wife had to present our marriage license and her updated social security card to the university when we got married.

  • GrundlestiltskinGrundlestiltskin Behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Don't know if this has been posted before but I just got it from a friend, it killed me.
    Spoiler:

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