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What the fuck North Korea?

PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion.Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
edited June 2009 in Social Entropy++
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/8088601.stm
A court in North Korea has sentenced two US journalists to 12 years' hard labour, state media say.
Euna Lee and Laura Ling were found guilty of "hostile acts" and illegal entry into the communist state.
They were arrested in March after allegedly crossing into North Korea from China.
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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    man i dunno thats a lot of people to fuck i dont think i have the stamina, you know?

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    man i dunno thats a lot of people to fuck i dont think i have the stamina, you know?

    its ok they're all pretty docile

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    What are the chances that NK will be invaded in the next 10 years?

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    honey nut cheerioshoney nut cheerios __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    That is why we these specially developed nuclear cocks kusu.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    What are the chances that NK will be invaded in the next 10 years?

    Bush/Cheney '12

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    What are the chances that NK will be invaded in the next 10 years?

    I dunno, is there oil there?

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    moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Don't worry, Kusu. After finishing with one, you're still hungry for more in a half hour!

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    okay the US gubment has gotta do something about this

    this shit should not fly

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    okay the US gubment has gotta do something about this

    this shit should not fly

    That's what I'm getting at. Isn't this a hostile act?

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    okay the US gubment has gotta do something about this

    this shit should not fly

    Man, we can't even get one kid out of Brazil. I have nearly no hope for these 2 reporters.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    north korea probably wouldn't care about these two reporters normally, but they figure they can hold this sentence over the US's head during these whole shenanigans

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    Toastie ToastToastie Toast Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It's a travesty how little attention people pay to NK and the crimes against humanity that goes on in there

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    I like to think that the reason starcraft is so big in south korea is that they've conditioned kids to think that learning how to excel at a strategy game will help them crush north korea

    but I know that's not the case

    also holy shit that was a loud thunderclap and I lost my train of thought

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    WTF is all that light off shore?

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    maybe north korea doesn't even have anyone but kim jong il

    and when he dies he'll be all "HAHA, GOTCHA MOTHERFUCKERS"

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    how about a nice game of chess

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    GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    okay the US gubment has gotta do something about this

    this shit should not fly

    That's what I'm getting at. Isn't this a hostile act?
    Not really, they got caught crossing the border. Not to say that North Korea isn't wholly and completely dickish about this, but if you get anywhere near the North Korean border, you're a fucking idiot.

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    why would those two journalists go into north korea anyway

    theres like a million of other journalists who already went in there, theres nothing much to see

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    well apparently they "didn't mean to cross the border"

    but that's like saying "we didn't mean to trigger the bear trap, we just wanted to put our hands inside"

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Well they sort of break into a country.

    Granted, do that in the US and you get free money, but that's how we roll.

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Gafoto wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    okay the US gubment has gotta do something about this

    this shit should not fly

    That's what I'm getting at. Isn't this a hostile act?
    Not really, they got caught crossing the border. Not to say that North Korea isn't wholly and completely dickish about this, but if you get anywhere near the North Korean border, you're a fucking idiot.

    It's speculated that North Korea may have nabbed them in Chinese territory though.

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    What are the chances that NK will be invaded in the next 10 years?

    I dunno, is there oil there?

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sometimes investigative journalists break laws in the name of research film at 11

    the 12 year sentence is really the more important part

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Gafoto wrote: »
    but if you get anywhere near the North Korean border, you're a fucking idiot.

    apparently they might have been taken while they were still in china

    I don't think it's too much of a stretch to imagine NK kidnapping people while china turns the other way.

    Kim Jong Ill is pulling a Pony, and the country is going to be especially unstable while a successor is chosen and placed into power. Having two american hostages gives them leverage against the U.S., so we don't interfere.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    WTF is all that light off shore?

    fishing boats (specifically squid boats use lights for some reason)

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    weird

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    well isn't China taking a hardline stance against NK's nukes? Of course it could be two-faced

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    What are the chances that NK will be invaded in the next 10 years?

    I dunno, is there oil there?

    NO WAR FOR OIL

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    The Geebs That Is A Mod wrote: »
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    What are the chances that NK will be invaded in the next 10 years?

    I dunno, is there oil there?

    NO WAR FOR OIL

    Rabble rabble rabble

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    DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    Staxeon wrote: »
    WTF is all that light off shore?

    fishing boats (specifically squid boats use lights for some reason)

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    weird

    yeah light attracts fishes and squids, like bugs in your backyard

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    also, it let's you see

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    well isn't China taking a hardline stance against NK's nukes? Of course it could be two-faced

    Officially, sure. The Chinese government is no stranger to corruption, though. Bribes go a long way

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    No one better liberate North Korea before I have a chance to visit. I want to see it's wackyness in person.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah, if North Korea nabbed someone in another country, this wouldn't exactly be the first time.

    They've been doing this shit for years. North Korea kidnaps someone or fires a rocket or does some other crazy shit and the West and a few Asian powers play along, give them aid, and tacitly approve of Dear Leader and his insane government doing completely unacceptable things to foreign countries (as well as their own people).

    The North Korean government is scum and how we're treating them currently isn't exactly making things any better.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    north korea playing the biggest game of don't touch my side of the car.

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    Wrench N Rockets wrote: »
    No one better liberate North Korea before I have a chance to visit. I want to get stuffed in a sack and shipped to some shithole where I spend the rest of my days breaking rocks with a pick.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So when are we sending in Sam Fisher to rescue the reporters?

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That is also acceptable.

    I've always wanted to get away from it all.

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