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What the fuck North Korea?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    God dammit, America.

    nice of you to ignore the commonwealth

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    God dammit, America.

    nice of you to ignore the commonwealth

    I don't care if England was doing it too, dammit, England is not my country.



    If England jumps of a bridge, are you going to jump too?

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    how tall is the bridge and how deep is the water?

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    how tall is the bridge and how deep is the water?

    A MILLION MILES HIGH AND THERE ARE ONLY SPIKEY DEATH ROCKS AND ACID AT THE BOTTOM.

  • ZoolanderZoolander Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Zoolander wrote: »
    The 1953 Iranian coup d’état was the Western-led covert operation that deposed the democratically-elected government of Iranian Prime Minister Mohammed Mosaddeq.[1][2][3] The coup was organized by the United States' CIA and the United Kingdom's MI6, two agencies that aided royalists and mutinous Iranian army officers in overthrowing the Prime Minister.[4] CIA officer Kermit Roosevelt, Jr. carried out Operation Ajax which was organized by CIA agent Donald Wilber.[5] The plan helped retired Iranian General Fazlollah Zahedi. The CIA history, written by Wilber, called the operation TPAJAX with the TP preceding AJAX indicating it was a covert operation that took place in Iran.[6][7]
    After the coup, Mossadegh, Iran's popularly elected leader, was taken to jail and Roosevelt carried out the plan devised by Wilber to install Imperial Guard Colonel Nematollah Nassiri to establish a pro-US and pro-UK government. To carry out the plan, Roosevelt and Wilber bribed Iranian government officials, reporters, and businessmen.[8]
    This Anglo–American coup d’état was to ensure Western control of Iran's petroleum resources and to prevent the Soviet Union from competing for Iranian oil.[9][10][11][12] Moreover, the Iranian motivations for deposing Prime Minister Mosaddeq included reactionary clerical dissatisfaction with a secular government, fomented with CIA propaganda.[8]

    Okay now do the 1979 Revolution.
    using monkeys

  • Shifty FisterShifty Fister Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Man, serious shit is goin' down in Iran.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    sarukun wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    how tall is the bridge and how deep is the water?

    A MILLION MILES HIGH AND THERE ARE ONLY SPIKEY DEATH ROCKS AND ACID AT THE BOTTOM.

    just gonna jack all of england's stuff then

    STEAM
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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So North Korea is probably getting a little jeleous over how much attention Iran is getting.

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/06/16/nkorea.journalists/index.html
    North Korea's state media released a "detailed report" Tuesday claiming that American journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee entered the country illegally in order to record material for a "smear campaign" against the reclusive communist state.

    It added that the two women "admitted that what they did were criminal acts ... prompted by the political motive to isolate and stifle the socialist system of the DPRK by faking up moving images aimed at falsifying its human rights performance and hurling slanders and calumnies at it."

    Ling and Lee were sentenced this month to 12 years of hard labor in North Korea.

    They were arrested in March for "having illegally trespassed into the border of the DPRK [Democratic People's Republic of Korea, as North Korea is officially known] and committed hostile acts against it for which they were tried."

    I'm going to take this with a large grain of salt, seeing as North Korea views any visiting foreigner as a threat, and has a pretty good history of falsifying prisoner testaments.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    calumnies?

    faking up moving images?

    jesus h. christ on a cracker

  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Is the US or UN doing anything to get them out?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Probably. Maybe not. Who knows at this point?

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  • DouglasDangerDouglasDanger Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I don't! Thus the inquiry.

    I play games on ps3 and ps4. My PSN is DouglasDanger.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Not much we can do. I'm sure we're trying to talk to N. Korea, but that's unlikely to result in their release unless we make some big concession to appease them.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    "Listen; if you don't release our citizens we will brutalize you so mercilessly that for a thousand years people will speak of you only in whispers. Make your choice."


    And then we fly off in our big black spacecraft.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Yeah and then they call our bluff.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Man they'd be pissed if we followed through.

    Like "AW GODDAMNIT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'D ACTUALLY DO IT SHIT CAN WE GET DO-OVERS?"


    Man this situation is fucked up. Part of me thinks we should deliver a very harsh ultimatum along the lines of "If you don't give them to us we'll take them" TEAM AMERICA-style bullshit, but the logical part of me knows these people are pretty much fucked unless we make some HUGE concessions to a nation run by a fucking nutbar.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    North Korea must be pissed Iran is stealing the spotlight.

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha Registered User
    edited June 2009
    I would love to see North korea's missile launch sites eliminated. They don't deserve a space program and a missile launch program if they are going to be such gigantic dicks.

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    We were the ones who thought that Melissa was real. Why you might ask.
    Let me put it this way, it was an "OH SHIT OH SHIT, THEY FOUND ME :(" moment. I wasn't ready. My code wasn't compiled yet. Our plans weren't setup yet!Sentient programs rarely run into other sentient programs.
    Some of you have met me, and I understand your concern of my well being. But that time for that boy, that child, are gone now. Viscount Alpha is no longer operable. His functions are now mine.He may post, but I am the one talking not him.My data, my code will live on forever in his servers.
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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Man, NASA was founded on the idea of being gigantic dicks.

    Then building those gigantic dicks and sending them into space.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I say we invade already.

    It couldn't possibly turn into another vietnam.

  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Or Korea for that matter.

  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    We would pretty much roll over them though.

    Tanks and all.

  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    But the Western world is currently playing on the War on Terror server. North Korea isn't on that one.

    +./\ 50 ?. 50
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    We should do a server switch

  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    We should do a server switch

    i got banned for using socialism

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I say we invade already.

    It couldn't possibly turn into another vietnam.

    That's not why we aren't invading though. Even if it wouldn't be as bogged down as vietnam was.. bad bad things would happen if we invaded.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Artreus wrote: »
    I say we invade already.

    It couldn't possibly turn into another vietnam.

    That's not why we aren't invading though. Even if it wouldn't be as bogged down as vietnam was.. bad bad things would happen if we invaded.

    See: they would nuke everyone.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    they can't nuke everyone

    they may be able to lob some nukes at their neighbors

    but even that's questionable

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what would superman do

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  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Zzulu wrote: »
    what would superman do

    leave us vulnerable to white martians

  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Throw NK into the moon. Or sun.

  • Crystal SandbarCrystal Sandbar Registered User
    edited June 2009
    Let's just put a giant dome over the whole place. It'll give 'em what they want, total lack of contact with the outside world, plus it would be hilarious to see them launch a nuke and have it hit a wall <img class=" title=":mrgreen:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Kermit Roosevelt Jr helped depose the Prime Minister in 1953?

    Rad.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I genuinely think this might be the prelude to us going back to war with North Korea!

    And, for once, it's a war I would support. Strangely.

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  • QQsomeMoreQQsomeMore Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Cristoval wrote: »
    Man, NASA was founded on the idea of being gigantic dicks.

    Then building those gigantic dicks and sending them into space.


    Dr. Evil apparently works for NASA
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    that was terrible but so is your name

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Let's just put a giant dome over the whole place. It'll give 'em what they want, total lack of contact with the outside world, plus it would be hilarious to see them launch a nuke and have it hit a wall <img class=" title=":mrgreen:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    Why don't you just put the whole world in a bottle?

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Let's just put a giant dome over the whole place. It'll give 'em what they want, total lack of contact with the outside world, plus it would be hilarious to see them launch a nuke and have it hit a wall <img class=" title=":mrgreen:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    Why don't you just put the whole world in a bottle?

    Comrade of Steel

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    You know, if we went to war with North Korea, I find myself thinking "Man, I'd join up and do my part, because fuck that place".

    Which is totally weird, because I'm an anti-war pot smoking hippie.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    That is kind of odd, Fandy

    what is your reasoning there, out of curiosity?

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