True story, I had a college roommate freshman year that couldn't master the tuck. Inevietably his towel would fall daily. 4-person room, we other 3 couldn't understand it, or how someone who can't tuck a fucking towel got into college.
did you spend all day wearing only towels?
No, he couldn't even make it from the shower down the hall into our dorm room to get dressed. His hands were always full with his shower caddy, and the towel would either fall off in the hall or in the room.
lol meat eaters and actually clogging up the toilet with just shit
jesus christ
Fun fact: carnivores universally have much smaller shits than herbivores. Most of the mass of human fecal matter comes from undigested fiber from grains and vegetables.
lol meat eaters and actually clogging up the toilet with just shit
jesus christ
I have to be very careful about what toilets I shit in. In any toilet except the super high powered industrial strength flush ones (usually found in rest stops and the like), if I don't flush at least once or twice during the pooping, it'll clog.
Sometimes I forget to do mid-pooping flushes. I hate when that happens. For this reason, I never poop anywhere but public toilets, family member's toilets, and my own. I never poop at a friend's place, ever.
I used to not shit but once every 2-4 days, which I'm told is very abnormal. I'm getting more fiber and stuff now (oatmeal with raisins instead of cereal, etc), and go pretty much every day, maybe skipping a day every once in a while.
oh man one time my stomach hurt and it wouldnt go away so i tried shitting but i couldnt really get anything so i just went back and hoped for it to go away but it didnt and it just got so worse and i would get this probably one of the worst pains ive experienced absolutely crippling pain where i would just lie on the floor and tug at the carpet and squirm, this would happen like every 5 minutes and last for like 15 seconds each time and this went on for an hour before i finally took a huge shit and then just felt a little nauseous and weak for awhile
I dunno, it's always been like this. When I ate mom's cooking, when I ate dorm food, cooking for myself, many many years.
I just have weird bowels, I guess.
I'm in this boat. I recall when I was younger I would go once a week, maybe twice. This lasted almost all the way through high school. I specifically remember on a week-long camping trip my friend Josh went once a day (at least), every day, and I thought this was insane. Especially since he was a dipshit and packed like 3 packs of ramen to eat for the entirety of the week....so he wasn't eating yet he was still pooping...DAILY.
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thats freaking hilarious!
i feel extremely bad for bursting out in laughter at this
Fun fact: carnivores universally have much smaller shits than herbivores. Most of the mass of human fecal matter comes from undigested fiber from grains and vegetables.
I don't! Ahahaha!
should i regret not using some sort of television-advertised device to do so?
I'm gonna find that picture of Fram's stomach...
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that's niiiiiice
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and I'll say it again
weird fuckin' nipples
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hahaha, I remember that.
Fucking uncanny!
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dude, you misspelled "awesome"
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More proof that we need the Bro. The bra for men. Or suspenders.
when they're togas and not some weird ass towel from an infomercial
I have to be very careful about what toilets I shit in. In any toilet except the super high powered industrial strength flush ones (usually found in rest stops and the like), if I don't flush at least once or twice during the pooping, it'll clog.
Sometimes I forget to do mid-pooping flushes. I hate when that happens. For this reason, I never poop anywhere but public toilets, family member's toilets, and my own. I never poop at a friend's place, ever.
I used to not shit but once every 2-4 days, which I'm told is very abnormal. I'm getting more fiber and stuff now (oatmeal with raisins instead of cereal, etc), and go pretty much every day, maybe skipping a day every once in a while.
I am a vegetarian. I have mega poops.
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I just have weird bowels, I guess.
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thats my story
ive used a urinal at school maybe 3 4 times for my life
I'm in this boat. I recall when I was younger I would go once a week, maybe twice. This lasted almost all the way through high school. I specifically remember on a week-long camping trip my friend Josh went once a day (at least), every day, and I thought this was insane. Especially since he was a dipshit and packed like 3 packs of ramen to eat for the entirety of the week....so he wasn't eating yet he was still pooping...DAILY.
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