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Move Over Snuggie- Its the Wearable Towel!

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Somewhat related:

    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/31265312?GT1=43001
    162,000 women's robes recalled after 6 deaths
    Several women have died after the robe caught fire, some while cooking

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    lol meat eaters and actually clogging up the toilet with just shit

    jesus christ
    oh that's so teefs

    Druhim on
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  • LachoneusLachoneus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Are towels really that difficult?

    yes

    True story, I had a college roommate freshman year that couldn't master the tuck. Inevietably his towel would fall daily. 4-person room, we other 3 couldn't understand it, or how someone who can't tuck a fucking towel got into college.
    did you spend all day wearing only towels?

    No, he couldn't even make it from the shower down the hall into our dorm room to get dressed. His hands were always full with his shower caddy, and the towel would either fall off in the hall or in the room.

    thats freaking hilarious!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Somewhat related:

    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/31265312?GT1=43001
    162,000 women's robes recalled after 6 deaths
    Several women have died after the robe caught fire, some while cooking

    i feel extremely bad for bursting out in laughter at this

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  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    lol meat eaters and actually clogging up the toilet with just shit

    jesus christ

    Fun fact: carnivores universally have much smaller shits than herbivores. Most of the mass of human fecal matter comes from undigested fiber from grains and vegetables.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Faricazy wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Somewhat related:

    http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/31265312?GT1=43001
    162,000 women's robes recalled after 6 deaths
    Several women have died after the robe caught fire, some while cooking

    i feel extremely bad for bursting out in laughter at this

    I don't! Ahahaha!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    so anyway i just shaved my stomach

    should i regret not using some sort of television-advertised device to do so?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    hold on

    I'm gonna find that picture of Fram's stomach...

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    there we go

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    that's niiiiiice

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    good god

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited June 2009
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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    I've said it before

    and I'll say it again

    weird fuckin' nipples

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I wish I had a picture of his back too...

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    It would just be that same image, minus the zipper on the pants

    Fiz on
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    I've said it before

    and I'll say it again

    weird fuckin' nipples
    look at a lot of men's nipples do you?

    Druhim on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    HEY ITS GORDON FREEMAN

    hahaha, I remember that.

    Fucking uncanny!

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Goddamn fuckin' pepperoni nipples.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    No one has explained to me the "weird Asian nipple location" yet

    AMP'd on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    those nipples are sentient

    Faricazy on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    On June 12, 2009, nipples became self-aware

    AMP'd on
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited June 2009
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    no.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Not on the better coast
    can_of_worms.jpg

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I've said it before

    and I'll say it again

    weird fuckin' nipples
    look at a lot of men's nipples do you?

    it ain't exactly hard to see a man's nipple, nobody ever tries to hide 'em

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    In case anyone doubted how shitty Weezer is, now they have created Weezer-branded Snuggies called Wuggies.

    weezerwuggie-sl052709.jpg

    Note to Rivers Cuomo: please kill yourself

    dude, you misspelled "awesome"

    also

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXDiOKJq-EU

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  • ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I've said it before

    and I'll say it again

    weird fuckin' nipples
    look at a lot of men's nipples do you?

    it ain't exactly hard to see a man's nipple, nobody ever tries to hide 'em


    More proof that we need the Bro. The bra for men. Or suspenders.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I've said it before

    and I'll say it again

    weird fuckin' nipples
    look at a lot of men's nipples do you?

    it ain't exactly hard to see a man's nipple, nobody ever tries to hide 'em


    More proof that we need the Bro. The bra for men. Or suspenders.
    lithgow_suspenders_72dpi.jpg

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Mitch Hedberg thread

    the wook on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    togas are actually quite stylin'

    when they're togas and not some weird ass towel from an infomercial

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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    lol meat eaters and actually clogging up the toilet with just shit

    jesus christ

    I have to be very careful about what toilets I shit in. In any toilet except the super high powered industrial strength flush ones (usually found in rest stops and the like), if I don't flush at least once or twice during the pooping, it'll clog.

    Sometimes I forget to do mid-pooping flushes. I hate when that happens. For this reason, I never poop anywhere but public toilets, family member's toilets, and my own. I never poop at a friend's place, ever.

    I used to not shit but once every 2-4 days, which I'm told is very abnormal. I'm getting more fiber and stuff now (oatmeal with raisins instead of cereal, etc), and go pretty much every day, maybe skipping a day every once in a while.

    I am a vegetarian. I have mega poops.

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    don't be a vegetarian maybe, i don't know

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This still isn't as ridiculous as the skipping rope without the rope and they just sold you the handles.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    that's pretty god damned ridiculous

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    edited June 2009
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  • moocowmoocow Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I dunno, it's always been like this. When I ate mom's cooking, when I ate dorm food, cooking for myself, many many years.

    I just have weird bowels, I guess.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    oh man one time my stomach hurt and it wouldnt go away so i tried shitting but i couldnt really get anything so i just went back and hoped for it to go away but it didnt and it just got so worse and i would get this probably one of the worst pains ive experienced absolutely crippling pain where i would just lie on the floor and tug at the carpet and squirm, this would happen like every 5 minutes and last for like 15 seconds each time and this went on for an hour before i finally took a huge shit and then just felt a little nauseous and weak for awhile

    thats my story

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    i never poop in public or at friends houses anyways

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    me either

    ive used a urinal at school maybe 3 4 times for my life

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  • StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    moocow wrote: »
    I dunno, it's always been like this. When I ate mom's cooking, when I ate dorm food, cooking for myself, many many years.

    I just have weird bowels, I guess.

    I'm in this boat. I recall when I was younger I would go once a week, maybe twice. This lasted almost all the way through high school. I specifically remember on a week-long camping trip my friend Josh went once a day (at least), every day, and I thought this was insane. Especially since he was a dipshit and packed like 3 packs of ramen to eat for the entirety of the week....so he wasn't eating yet he was still pooping...DAILY.

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