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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "All men are created equal (except those guys over there)

agoajagoaj One is the loneliest numberyou could ever chuRegistered User regular
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The terrorists have a learned a new WMD, and we can't even see it!
Forum: Debate and Discourse
Post: All men are created equal (except those guys over there)
Posted by: KalTorak


Original Content:
OptimusZed wrote: »
Speaker wrote: »
KalTorak wrote: »
Some senators wonder what would have happened if Khaled Sheikh Mohammad, a self-confessed architect of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, had been read his Miranda rights.


...what.

He would have gone, "really, I can remain SILENT!? I never thought of that! No confession for you, suckas!"

I'm sure the professional interogators have never run up against someone who wanted to remain silent.
"I'm sorry sir. He mimed the lip zipper and everything. This is a dead end."

"Wait a minute, he's still holding the- DON'T YOU THROW THAT KEY AWAY! DAMNIT!"
"Did anyone see where it went?"
"Goddamnit, it better not have gone under the fridge again."

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  • GoodKingJayIIIGoodKingJayIII Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I am no awesome posts expert, but I chuckled. 4 stars, sir.

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  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Nice.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This was pretty good!

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited June 2009
    I almost reported this, but I was frightened.

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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    I almost reported this, but I was frightened.

    You're letting the terrorists win!

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  • TopiaTopia Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    I almost reported this, but I was frightened.

    Luckily you didn't or else I woulda given it one star, instead of the 4 I'm giving it now.

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  • HenroidHenroid Nobody Nowhere fastRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Oh wow, nicely done.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    This is amusing me greatly.

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Ahahahahahahaha

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  • necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2009
    Topia wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    I almost reported this, but I was frightened.

    Luckily you didn't or else I woulda given it one star, instead of the 4 I'm giving it now.

    Damn, now I'm tempted to report this post for awesome.

    There's no point in you getting both of yourselves all worked up and ready to chart the undiscovered country, then having her flush crimson red, run to the bathroom, and spend twenty minutes straining and grunting and stressing out because you're all ready to deliver your package but there's a three inch thick Sunday paper clogging up the mail slot.
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  • CyvrosCyvros Look behind you, a clone playing a clone playing a clone playingRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    necroSYS wrote: »
    Topia wrote: »
    ElJeffe wrote: »
    I almost reported this, but I was frightened.

    Luckily you didn't or else I woulda given it one star, instead of the 4 I'm giving it now.

    Damn, now I'm tempted to report this post for awesome.

    Don't. Just don't. You will ruin everything.

    Trust me; I speak here partly from experience.

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