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AbracadanielGreatest Wizard In All of Ooo. Cantrip!Registered Userregular
edited June 2009
I was hypnotized to stop from biting my fingernails when I was younger.
It works, except the suggestion for me to stop biting my fingernails is to think about biting my fingernails which is usually the last thing on my mind when I do so.
I'd like to learn to do some of the self-hypnosis stuff because man I felt super fucking well-rested following the session.
I would like to get hypnotised to be able to pee at the urinal in the bathroom even when it's really busy
the trick is to yell "HEY CHECK OUT MY HUGE DICK" when you start. It'll boost your confidence and give you something else to worry about besides the pressure of peeing.
I know that there are guys who claim to be able to hypnotize women and make them have wild, screaming orgasms, and really, what more do you need to know?
Usually don't have any trouble peeing at the urinal, unless its one of those "movies starting, just in case" kinda pees, or if the urinal extends way far out without a buffer wall.
I can't pee at a urinal if someone is waiting in line behind me.
Then you need to awkwardly pretend you did pee so you don't walk away looking like a douchebag who got stage fright.
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I know that there are guys who claim to be able to hypnotize women and make them have wild, screaming orgasms, and really, what more do you need to know?
it's kinda sad how they need hypnosis for that
also, i am a stall man. i have trouble in public bathrooms, i dunno why.
unless i'm drunk. in which case i head to the urinals and engage in conversation with those around me.
I would like to get hypnotised to be able to pee at the urinal in the bathroom even when it's really busy
You should talk to Bishop, the dishwasher. He can probably help you with that.
Your fuckin' family's dug into the Southie projects like ticks. You, however, grew up on the North Shore, huh? Well, la-di-fuckin'-da. You were kind of a double kid, I bet, right? Huh? One kid with your old man, one kid with your mother. You're upper-middle class during the weeks, then you're droppin' your "R"s and you're hangin' in the big, bad Southie projects with your daddy on the weekends. I got that right?
it frightens the hell out of me that someone could just straight up hack my brain
you and me both man. Its just plain cheating at life. If I ever end up being near one of these guys I'll probably either run away as fast as I can, or just curl up in a ball and cry.
Usually don't have any trouble peeing at the urinal, unless its one of those "movies starting, just in case" kinda pees, or if the urinal extends way far out without a buffer wall.
How has that buffer wall not become a standard thing?
Usually don't have any trouble peeing at the urinal, unless its one of those "movies starting, just in case" kinda pees, or if the urinal extends way far out without a buffer wall.
How has that buffer wall not become a standard thing?
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Being serious.
It works, except the suggestion for me to stop biting my fingernails is to think about biting my fingernails which is usually the last thing on my mind when I do so.
I'd like to learn to do some of the self-hypnosis stuff because man I felt super fucking well-rested following the session.
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I wouldn't
the trick is to yell "HEY CHECK OUT MY HUGE DICK" when you start. It'll boost your confidence and give you something else to worry about besides the pressure of peeing.
go to bed teefs
Was that a weak attempt at hypnotism?
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i don't know much about it though
i do not know what to think of it though
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it frightens the hell out of me that someone could just straight up hack my brain
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If anyone already did, you [strike]don't[/strike] wouldn't remember anyways
Well said sir.
I know that there are guys who claim to be able to hypnotize women and make them have wild, screaming orgasms, and really, what more do you need to know?
some people just can't when they think someone is looking at them
just think of something else you fags
you have no idea how much I think about this and wonder if forgetting something means you're still the same person who lived through that thing
Then you need to awkwardly pretend you did pee so you don't walk away looking like a douchebag who got stage fright.
Especially if the dude is waiting behind you. He's not seeing anything!
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also, i am a stall man. i have trouble in public bathrooms, i dunno why.
unless i'm drunk. in which case i head to the urinals and engage in conversation with those around me.
You should talk to Bishop, the dishwasher. He can probably help you with that.
you're probably not, but who cares? Every single memory changes you in a way
I hate you so much.
The bathroom is not a place for chit-chat.
It is literally just a place to shit and piss.
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hypnosis is really not like you see in tv or films
basically people do what the hypnotist says, but they don't do things they wouldn't want to do ordinarily
you and me both man. Its just plain cheating at life. If I ever end up being near one of these guys I'll probably either run away as fast as I can, or just curl up in a ball and cry.
My one phobia.
How has that buffer wall not become a standard thing?
And in a way, parts of you die as memories are forgotten. Gradually you become a new person, like new rings forming on a tree.
and then it all ends, with the final memory, which completes you, but also ends you
without it, there is no completion, bit with it, everything ends