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You are getting Sleeeeeepy

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    He was coming on to you

    God i hope not, he had a face like.. a thing.. that is hard to look at and not recoil.

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    jaziek wrote: »
    jaziek wrote: »
    Dawn of Discovery/Anno 1404 is a pretty excellent game

    TFS knows What Is Up.

    I'm a huge hypnosis buff. I actually convinced a friend to let me put her under once. I put in a suggestion that whenever someone says her name she'll scratch her nose. We then went out with a few other friends, and she continued to do it for the rest of the night. Really got a kick out of that one.

    Did you learn by book or what

    mostly books, a few online videos.

    you are a bad person.

    yes, I know.

    man I just want to know, and this isnt intented to be an offensive question or anything but,

    why do you think you have the right to play with other people's minds? If ANYTHING is sacred in this world, it is free will.

    pffffhahahaha

  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I just want to learn hypnotism to get with the ladies

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    jaziek wrote: »
    jaziek wrote: »
    Dawn of Discovery/Anno 1404 is a pretty excellent game

    TFS knows What Is Up.

    I'm a huge hypnosis buff. I actually convinced a friend to let me put her under once. I put in a suggestion that whenever someone says her name she'll scratch her nose. We then went out with a few other friends, and she continued to do it for the rest of the night. Really got a kick out of that one.

    Did you learn by book or what

    mostly books, a few online videos.

    you are a bad person.

    yes, I know.

    man I just want to know, and this isnt intented to be an offensive question or anything but,

    why do you think you have the right to play with other people's minds? If ANYTHING is sacred in this world, it is free will.

    pffffhahahaha

    you and me, Monroe

    you and me

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    So a quick survey has gleaned
    "Hypnosis for Beginners" by William W. Hewitt
    "HYPNOTISM: Theory and Practice" by Coles

    boy howdy I'm gonna read these good

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    jaziek wrote: »
    jaziek wrote: »
    Dawn of Discovery/Anno 1404 is a pretty excellent game

    TFS knows What Is Up.

    I'm a huge hypnosis buff. I actually convinced a friend to let me put her under once. I put in a suggestion that whenever someone says her name she'll scratch her nose. We then went out with a few other friends, and she continued to do it for the rest of the night. Really got a kick out of that one.

    Did you learn by book or what

    mostly books, a few online videos.

    you are a bad person.

    yes, I know.

    man I just want to know, and this isnt intented to be an offensive question or anything but,

    why do you think you have the right to play with other people's minds? If ANYTHING is sacred in this world, it is free will.

    I don't know much about hypnotism

    but I think you might be way overestimating it

  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    today while driving the bus I was reminded the huge downside to having a kid

    they fucking scream

    possibly for HOURS at a time

    for NO REASON

    Crying Baby Monkeys Get on Everyone's Nerves
    When baby rhesus monkeys want to suckle, they do what human infants do: cry, cry, cry. Mothers often give in, naturally. When they don't, the babies' cries get on everyone's nerves - sometimes with nasty consequences.

    In rhesus society, dominant individuals aren't shy about showing anger by chasing, pushing, hitting, or biting a mother and her youngster that aren't family. Stuart Semple, an anthropologist at Roehampton University in London, and two colleagues recently observed such hostile behavior in wild rhesus monkeys in Puerto Rico.

    The team calculated that bystanders are about 35 times more likely to attack both mother and infant when the baby is crying than when it's hushed.

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I just want to learn hypnotism to get with the ladies

    He just said people under hypnosis wont do things they wouldn't agree to do.

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I just want to learn hypnotism to get with the ladies

    He just said people under hypnosis wont do things they wouldn't agree to do.

    so you gotta make sure you hypnotize sluts

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    CAN I HYPNOTIZE MY WAY INTO A LADY'S PANTS

  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    no seriously

    "free will"

    "sacred"

    <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    I'm tearing up over here

  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Alright, it wont help you take over the world, but hypnotism still seems interesting. Could perhaps be used to manage small pains.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    CAN I HYPNOTIZE MY WAY INTO A LADY'S PANTS

    Just use money, alcohol, good looks, or ruffies like the rest of us

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    no seriously

    "free will"

    "sacred"

    <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    I'm tearing up over here

    there there

    he can't help being stupid

    he was born that way

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    haha at first I only read the bolded part and I thought you meant like, bystanders at a zoo
    attacking a monkey 35 times when he's crying
    vs 1 time when he's asleep

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    CAN I HYPNOTIZE MY WAY INTO A LADY'S PANTS

    Just use money, alcohol, good looks, or ruffies like the rest of us

    Is chloroform frowned upon in clubs and bars?

  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Has anyone found any useful applications for hypnotism besides awesome party tricks?

  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    hmm...this book is making it sound like the author thinks that reincarnation is an agreed upon fact....

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Has anyone found any useful applications for hypnotism besides awesome party tricks?

    It is apparently useful in therapy, treating addictions and phobias and such.

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I just want to learn hypnotism to get with the ladies

    He just said people under hypnosis wont do things they wouldn't agree to do.

    so you gotta make sure you hypnotize sluts

    That seems like a waste of time though.

  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Has anyone found any useful applications for hypnotism besides awesome party tricks?

    who cares, that's more than enough for me

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I probably wouldn't agree to most things they do in hypnotist shows. But I would probably be one of those losers they send back to their seats

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Has anyone found any useful applications for hypnotism besides awesome party tricks?

    It is apparently useful in therapy, treating addictions and phobias and such.

    So obvious, I wonder why it didn't just come to me.

  • jaziekjaziek Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    no seriously

    "free will"

    "sacred"

    <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    I'm tearing up over here

    yeah man, I'm (probably) overreacting here, but you have NO idea how paranoid I am about this shit.

    right now I'm thinking

    a) you're all in on some big hypnosis downplaying conspiracy
    b) you're hypnotising me through this thread or something
    c) I'm already under and this is all a fucking dream or some shit.

    :?

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    today while driving the bus I was reminded the huge downside to having a kid

    they fucking scream

    possibly for HOURS at a time

    for NO REASON

    Crying Baby Monkeys Get on Everyone's Nerves
    When baby rhesus monkeys want to suckle, they do what human infants do: cry, cry, cry. Mothers often give in, naturally. When they don't, the babies' cries get on everyone's nerves - sometimes with nasty consequences.

    In rhesus society, dominant individuals aren't shy about showing anger by chasing, pushing, hitting, or biting a mother and her youngster that aren't family. Stuart Semple, an anthropologist at Roehampton University in London, and two colleagues recently observed such hostile behavior in wild rhesus monkeys in Puerto Rico.

    The team calculated that bystanders are about 35 times more likely to attack both mother and infant when the baby is crying than when it's hushed.

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    jaziek you seem kind of paranoid.

    A little hypnosis can help you out with that.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    jaziek wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    no seriously

    "free will"

    "sacred"

    <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    I'm tearing up over here

    yeah man, I'm (probably) overreacting here, but you have NO idea how paranoid I am about this shit.

    right now I'm thinking

    a) you're all in on some big hypnosis downplaying conspiracy
    b) you're hypnotising me through this thread or something
    c) I'm already under and this is all a fucking dream or some shit.

    :?

    Look out! Here come the lizard men!

  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    I always thought hypnotism was a good idea for a porn site theme but as it turns out I was far from the first to think of this

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  • jaziekjaziek Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    jaziek you seem kind of paranoid.

    A little hypnosis can help you out with that.

    *eye twitch

    that joke never gets old.

    seriously. I'll be out on the street, and all I can think about is whether some hypnotist is gonna walk up to me, and steal all my shit without me even noticing, and fuck my mind over there and then.

    I know this wouldnt happen, but I cant not be scared.
    I dunno, maybe I was abused by one as a child.
    seems plausible.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    no seriously

    "free will"

    "sacred"

    <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    I'm tearing up over here
    oh you're so edgy

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Has anyone found any useful applications for hypnotism besides awesome party tricks?

    It is apparently useful in therapy, treating addictions and phobias and such.

    So obvious, I wonder why it didn't just come to me.

    Here's an actual medical facility that does it
    What are the benefits of hypnotherapy?

    The hypnotic state allows a person to be more open to discussion and suggestion.

    It can improve the success of other treatments for many conditions, including:

    * Phobias, fears, and anxiety
    * Sleep disorders
    * Depression
    * Stress
    * Post-trauma anxiety
    * Grief and loss

    It also might be used to help with pain control and to overcome habits, such as smoking or overeating. It also might be helpful for people whose symptoms are severe or who need crisis management.

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    no seriously

    "free will"

    "sacred"

    <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    I'm tearing up over here
    i just saw this movie the 'matrix' and it might explain reality as a whole, maybe you should watch it sometime. it really opened my eyes.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    Hypnosis was the main plot device in the movie K-Pax

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    goddamn I already hate the guy who wrote this book he seems like a used car salesman

    "No fancy degree required! You don't even need a high school diploma!"

    "brain scans can tell when a person is having a psychic experience!"

    also he's abbreviating "cycles per second" to cps and notf Hz and I am getting very irritated for some reason

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Building an empire OsloRegistered User regular
    edited June 2009
    One time I hypnotised a guy to die.

    Fuck off and die.
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2009
    what's a psychic experience

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    look, guy, what hypnosis basically is is a state of enhanced suggestibility. The hypnotist makes suggestions, and the subject may choose to follow them. Even if these suggestions are phrased as orders, that doesn't change the fact that whomever's under can just stop listening to them at any time. It's a bit like that cliche about S&M sex (as unsavory as the comparison is): the submissive one's actually in control. At any moment he can get up and walk away.

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  • unintentionalunintentional Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    also the word is "disability" not "debility" who the fuck are you William Hewitt

    i'm out, follow me on twitter @uninten , steam is GaryMyNemesis
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    no seriously

    "free will"

    "sacred"

    <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    I'm tearing up over here
    i just saw this movie the 'matrix' and it might explain reality as a whole, maybe you should watch it sometime. it really opened my eyes.

    our lives are all controlled by advertising

  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited June 2009
    what's a psychic experience

    ringbellforpsychicny120.jpg

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
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