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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Gold stars to Muncie and Quoth for reporting buggering spam.

    I hate buggering spam.

    So stop buggering it.

    *rimshot*

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    Maddie: "I am not!"
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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    zenpotato wrote: »
    When it comes to back ups, I'm now in love with Dropbox (getdropbox.com). It syncs up stuff with a web server and across multiple computers. It's genius, and it means whether I'm at work, home, or on a different computer I have access to the latest versions of all my stuff.

    I can't get over how genius it all is. 2GB of storage is free, more costs money. I've been looking for this exact thing (and even proposed it as a product where I work) for a couple of years.

    My office enforces dropbox on all the in house PCs and Macs and I've been using it for ages.

    Why everyone doesn't already have it is beyond me.

    Everytime I see someone post a megaupload/rapidshare link I want to beat them over their heads.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • MuncieMuncie Registered User
    Getting jailed for trolling H/A is the best kind of getting jailed.

    It's better than doing some silly shit there and everyone thinking you're a loser instead of a comedy genius.

  • tastydonutstastydonuts Registered User regular
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    zenpotato wrote: »
    When it comes to back ups, I'm now in love with Dropbox (getdropbox.com). It syncs up stuff with a web server and across multiple computers. It's genius, and it means whether I'm at work, home, or on a different computer I have access to the latest versions of all my stuff.

    I can't get over how genius it all is. 2GB of storage is free, more costs money. I've been looking for this exact thing (and even proposed it as a product where I work) for a couple of years.

    My office enforces dropbox on all the in house PCs and Macs and I've been using it for ages.

    Why everyone doesn't already have it is beyond me.

    Everytime I see someone post a megaupload/rapidshare link I want to beat them over their heads.

    Is dropbox that (just file storage) or some kind of open cvs repository for files? o_O

    edit: where "files" isn't limited to code or coding project materials.

    "a good leader can make an okay group great..."
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    It's both. You can move files from your dropbox to a public folder and share the link to anyone.

    It basically makes iDisc utterly obsolete. Which is a shame because I used that for a while.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • tastydonutstastydonuts Registered User regular
    sounds interesting.

    btw...you've had quite the rebelious weekend, Scarab. were you celebrating US independence by sticking it to the man? ;p

    "a good leader can make an okay group great..."
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    I wish there was a cool story behind it but it essentially boils down to trolling H/A while drunk. I guess I deserved it, Thanatos said as much in his infraction PM.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • MuncieMuncie Registered User
    Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel The_Scarab was to remember that distant afternoon when Baron Dirigible took him to discover H/A.

  • gredavingredavin Registered User regular
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    It's both. You can move files from your dropbox to a public folder and share the link to anyone.

    It basically makes iDisc utterly obsolete. Which is a shame because I used that for a while.

    This would make organizing my creative team WAY easier. What does it cost?

  • tastydonutstastydonuts Registered User regular
    Free for 2 gb, 199 USD a year for 100 gb?

    Pricing.

    edit: there's an option for 19.99 USD a month for 100 gb but really at that price you might as well just buy the year.

    there's an in between price too, but really you can just click on that link.

    "a good leader can make an okay group great..."
  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    Or you can get 25GB from Microsoft for free.

  • ruzkinruzkin Registered User regular
    Or you can get 25GB from Microsoft for free.
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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    It's working for me. O:

  • tastydonutstastydonuts Registered User regular
    It worked for me too. but still, I don't know if MS's free solution fits their business model. he's not or wouldn't just be using it for himself MKR.

    "a good leader can make an okay group great..."
  • gredavingredavin Registered User regular
    For you comic readers of varying types: My comic is being previewed in We Kill Monsters #1 coming out this Wednesday. Also, if you want to support an indie writer, why not pre-order to make sure it actually hits the shelf. (Diamond controls everything. EVERYTHING)

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    Quoth, when are you likely to be in the Dania area? I might be at D&B either Wednesday or Saturday, depending on when they're setting up their NXA upgrade.

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    Probably not going to make it either of those days, but if you want to hit Yasumicon on Saturday I'll be there watching my husband's band play. Inexplicably, because they have absolutely nothing to do with anime whatsoever.

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    Where's that at? I haven't gone to an anime con in years because they kind of scare me. (I'm not that into it anymore, really)

  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    It's at FIU south, or University Park or whatever it's called. I also tend to avoid anime cons, even as I am friendly with the people who attend and organize them. They're not for me. But my husband is also hosting a "panel" which is actually like an hour of funny videos he found on the internet. So I will probably check that out as well. I'm pretty sure it's free, which is another incentive, if you can call it that.

    “Hic non defectus est, sed cattus minxit desuper nocte quadam. Confundatur pessimus cattus qui minxit super librum istum in nocte Daventrie, et consimiliter omnes alii propter illum. Et cavendum valde ne permittantur libri aperti per noctem ubi cattie venire possunt.”
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    Sure, I'll go if I can figure out where it is. Can't think of a reason not to.

  • tastydonutstastydonuts Registered User regular
    I've never been to an anime con. I'll have to do so one day...

    "a good leader can make an okay group great..."
  • ruzkinruzkin Registered User regular
    Don't do it. It's a trap.

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  • gredavingredavin Registered User regular
    All cons are at least an interesting experience.

    I'll never forget the day I was wandering down an aisle at the Calgary Con when two dudes dressed as Jedi's met randomly at an alley intersection and, in all seriousness, had a showdown. The mass crowd of geeks cleared the way for epic nerdery.

    Or the time a catwoman had her photograph taken with a ten year old and the horde of really lonely men that sneaked in behind and took ass shots. (For real, right in front of our booth. Awesome.)

    Anime is even better because you get a higher furry ratio than at regular cons.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    So I think that FFT: War of the Lions might be my new favorite written game.

    It's just so damn poetic.

    "You, no less human than we? Ha! Now there's a beastly thought. You've been less than we from the moment your baseborn father fell upon your mother in whatever gutter saw you sired! You've been chattel since you came into the world drenched in common blood!"

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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  • gredavingredavin Registered User regular
    One thing I want to mention.

    I just started a weight loss program, I've completely changed my eating habits (only fresh veg/fruit and lean meat.) and have been doing 40 mins of cardio 5 days a week.

    Since starting, I've been writing like a machine. I finished a 110 page screenplay in 4 days of actual writing. My brain is actually working!

    I highly recommend it if you're a fat bastard like me.

  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    So my text adventure just got complex. I need to stop having ideas.

    It's weird. I've been trying to write a book for a long time now and I have a general concept but I'm still struggling to come up with a plausible plot sequence. With the IF game I'm working on, I have a very clear concept of what I want to begin and end with, and a very good idea of how I want the plot to unfold, but I'm having trouble constructing the body, so basically the exact opposite problem.

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  • ruzkinruzkin Registered User regular
    Drez. Work with me here.

    Write down your beginning. Write down a possible end. Write down major changes to the central characters that have occured by the end. PM them to me. We'll parlay.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    ruzkin wrote: »
    Drez. Work with me here.

    Write down your beginning. Write down a possible end. Write down major changes to the central characters that have occured by the end. PM them to me. We'll parlay.

    I can't...it's for a contest and I think collaboration is verboten. I appreciate the interest though.

    edit: They actually have rules about even discussing it on a forum.

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  • zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    gredavin wrote: »
    All cons are at least an interesting experience.

    I'll never forget the day I was wandering down an aisle at the Calgary Con when two dudes dressed as Jedi's met randomly at an alley intersection and, in all seriousness, had a showdown. The mass crowd of geeks cleared the way for epic nerdery.

    Or the time a catwoman had her photograph taken with a ten year old and the horde of really lonely men that sneaked in behind and took ass shots. (For real, right in front of our booth. Awesome.)

    Anime is even better because you get a higher furry ratio than at regular cons.

    I can't seem to find it, but the last con I was at saw we had an old dude dressed as Robin take his picture with one of the lady artists in the booth next to us. He totally had a boner in his little green underwear. It was awesome.

    Also, I too hate Diamond. Getting an indy book picked up by them is damn near impossible these days. Seriously people. If you're at all interested in reading this man's book, pre-order it. Otherwise it won't come out.

  • tastydonutstastydonuts Registered User regular
    I'm confused. Pre-order We Kill Monsters #1?

    "a good leader can make an okay group great..."
  • zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    I was talking about grev's actual book. But yeah, why not that one too?

    For Diamond to actually carry your book, you have to have a minimum number of orders. For OGNs, that number is $2500 (wholesale). So if your book has a cover price of $20, but comic shops order them for $10, then you need to have 250 pre-ordered copies of your book in order for Diamond to actually stock it.

    For reference:
    The cause of the hubbub is Diamond’s order benchmark, the minimum dollar amount it must receive in orders from comic stores to bother selling a publisher’s product. The benchmark was set at $1,500 per item in 2005; as made public Jan. 16th, it will go up to $2,500 in February. That’s a wholesale figure; it means that every product has to make around $6,250 in actual sales, moving about 2,000 issues of a $2.99 comic or 400 copies of a $14.99 graphic novel.

  • gredavingredavin Registered User regular
    Sorry, my comic is Beautiful Creatures by Red 5 Comics. Ships September 23rd.

    Zen, you're right, the process is painstaking. You'd think it would be as easy as having the publisher take you on, but the distributor has WAY more power.

    Here is the process as it stands.

    1) Make a pitch
    2) Submit your pitch
    3) Get the green light from a publisher
    4) Publisher goes to Diamond with a full issue or completed product
    5) Product goes before Diamond panel. If THEY like it, move to step 6. If not, fuck you.
    6) Listed in previews. The waiting game.
    7) Make the x amount of preorders, proceed to step 8. If not, fuck you.
    8) You're published!
    9) Still poor. Start at point #1 with new series idea.

  • zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    It doesn't help that publishers rely so heavily on the creative team to actually make those preorders happen either. I know they try, but you're basically on your own when it comes to doing a marketing campaign to get people to pre-order your books.

    Publishers can get you some interviews, but it still comes down to making phone calls and building your own hype. It's a lot of work for something that, if you're lucky, breaks even so you get to do another one.

  • gredavingredavin Registered User regular
    Zen,

    I'm pretty lucky, Red 5 does fairly awesome promotion and for some reason they have really wicked connections.

    We had a film producer interested in it the day the preview showed up on comicmonsters.com (Red 5 has optioned 5 of their titles out of 8).

  • zenpotatozenpotato Registered User regular
    Sounds like I need to upgrade publishers. :)

    Actually, I need to get some goddamn writing done so I have something to give my artist so we can get a book out next year.

  • Mostlyjoe13Mostlyjoe13 The Dream RealmRegistered User
    gredavin wrote: »
    One thing I want to mention.

    I just started a weight loss program, I've completely changed my eating habits (only fresh veg/fruit and lean meat.) and have been doing 40 mins of cardio 5 days a week.

    Since starting, I've been writing like a machine. I finished a 110 page screenplay in 4 days of actual writing. My brain is actually working!

    I highly recommend it if you're a fat bastard like me.

    Tell me more. Diet/Types of exercise?

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  • gredavingredavin Registered User regular
    gredavin wrote: »
    One thing I want to mention.

    I just started a weight loss program, I've completely changed my eating habits (only fresh veg/fruit and lean meat.) and have been doing 40 mins of cardio 5 days a week.

    Since starting, I've been writing like a machine. I finished a 110 page screenplay in 4 days of actual writing. My brain is actually working!

    I highly recommend it if you're a fat bastard like me.

    Tell me more. Diet/Types of exercise?

    For breakfast I blend fruits to make a smoothie. Starting this week I'll be adding protein supplement to the mix, I just haven't had the chance to pick some up. I recommend doing this before you do any workout, get your metabolism rolling.

    I prefer doing my workout in the morning. I'm at the gym by 8am, I find it really gets my day started and my motivation levels are significantly higher.

    For lunch or supper I only eat lean meat (Chicken Breast, Fish) with some form of vegetable, depending on the meal. Lots of fresh spinach, bell peppers. I actually snack on Snow Peas, which are awesome tasting for vegetables.

    My workout right now is 40 minutes on the elliptical, I try to keep my heart rate around 150 for as long as possible. Most machines will ask your weight and age, and will give you a heart rate range that is optimal for you.

    Starting next week I'll be hitting the weights. Right now I'm focused on making my heart healthy and losing weight.

    Edit: I also have nearly eliminated dairy from my diet. I actually have a minor lactose intolerance, so I feel way better all around. My friend got me into this, he's lost 70 pounds since last year and is epic fit. He follows something called the paleo diet. I don't follow it exclusively, but he is proof it works with a balanced exercise routine.

  • MuncieMuncie Registered User
    Hey Munkus, rules thread: #3 and #10 seem a bit outdated and not followed for good reasons.

    For #3 hearing criticism in stereo is often pretty useful. It makes it harder for someone to just say, "well this guy's advice is way different than what I heard from my friends, so he's an idiot." I've seen it, it ain't pretty. Secondly, I rarely read others critique before I add my own in order to prevent some kind of bias. I don't think I'm alone here.

    #10: We see far more incomplete works than complete. Critiquing an incomplete work can be helpful if it's a question of style, tone, or pacing, which honestly is what most people are looking for anyway. I can't remember the last time we had an in-depth discussion on a piece's storytelling merits, character motivations, themes, etc, unless it's from one of the regulars.

    My concern with #10 is that good net citizens who are interested in getting some honest critique might read the rules and not get questions answered about their piece. It's not like this thread is swimming in new material lately, since most of our regulars are using back channels for their "serious" work.



    Last thing, and this goes to everyone: I really like this forum and I like that I don't need to suck two cocks for every legitimate biting critique. I like that I can be a little snarky and have fun doing critiques. In other words I like this forum for being more than just a vehicle for the chat thread. Has it been a while since you've critiqued something? Go ahead, give it a whirl. It's fun, and it keeps the forum vibrant.


    That last thing wasn't the last thing. Anyone have anything long they want a reader for? After Jezz's and spff's novels I really want to dive into some spankin' new fiction and work my analysis chops. PM me, please.

  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    Well, in a week or two I think I might be ready to let people read Psi Academia.

    That is, Mk 2. The second rewrite. Which everybody ever will be recieving a copy of because if it corrupts again I will bite. The world. In the face.

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  • gredavingredavin Registered User regular
    How far into it are you, Ed?

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