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Long story short, my honour was impugned and I challenged a work colleague to a gentleman's duel. It's this Wednesday morning, in Battersea Park, and I'm nervous. I have no idea how to go about this. I may have been too liberal with the white gloves in hindsight but goddam he deserves it.
What I need is tips, ways to cheat - like rigging the pistols or something. I don't know, I've never even held a gun before in my life and the fucker - of course - had to pick them as his weapon of choice. Asshole. Even so, my cousin is getting married on the 12th and I can't be killed before then or she'll be pissed. What should I do?