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VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
edited December 2006 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Or, for our European colleagues.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    I agree -- washing wang is for the weak.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    You all ignored me. My I sort of want her to be my girlfriend is coming to visit! This is awesome!

    Steam = VishnuOwnz
    Dota2 = Glitchmo
  • thorgotthorgot Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Coldred wrote:
    What the hell. Why is the UK Threat Level currently severe? I'm a bit scared now.
    The Jack the Ripper dude running around killing girls like you?

    edit: typo, should have read "girls that like you"

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Coldred wrote:
    What the hell. Why is the UK Threat Level currently severe? I'm a bit scared now.

    Why? You guys have more CCTV monitors than anywhere else in the world. I'm sure Big Brother will keep you safe. If that doesn't cheer you up I can send you a link or two that might. <img class=" title=":wink:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    It's a continental thing. They're an odd bunch.

    Edit: Cheers, thor.
    Edit2: And moniker.

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.

  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    VishNub wrote:
    You all ignored me. My I sort of want her to be my girlfriend is coming to visit! This is awesome!
    Good luck, VishNub. Don't be nervous I'm sure everything will work out perfect for you.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    VishNub wrote:
    You all ignored me. My I sort of want her to be my girlfriend is coming to visit! This is awesome!
    Sometimes I feel lonely, but then sometimes I realize my life is much better without any "sort of want her to be my girlfriend"s in my life.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.
    How many times per day does the wang need a good scrubbing anyhow? Is this part of that "Europeans don't shower" thing?

    edit: "If you chaps would excuse me for a bit, I really must go wash my wang. D'you know where I might find a bidet? Cracking!"

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.
    How many times per day does the wang need a good scrubbing anyhow? Is this part of that "Europeans don't shower" thing?
    Continental Europeans you mean. We British are a clean and well-spoken people.

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.
    How many times per day does the wang need a good scrubbing anyhow? Is this part of that "Europeans don't shower" thing?
    You use it after relieving yourself.

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.
    How many times per day does the wang need a good scrubbing anyhow? Is this part of that "Europeans don't shower" thing?
    You use it after relieving yourself.
    PENIS HEALTH

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.
    How many times per day does the wang need a good scrubbing anyhow? Is this part of that "Europeans don't shower" thing?
    You use it after relieving yourself.
    Do you guys not shake or tap when you're done?

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    ITT we learn scary things about other cultures

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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.
    How many times per day does the wang need a good scrubbing anyhow? Is this part of that "Europeans don't shower" thing?
    You use it after relieving yourself.
    Do you guys not shake or tap when you're done?

    o_O

    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Irond Will wrote:
    Coldred wrote:
    I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.

    Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
    People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
    Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.
    How many times per day does the wang need a good scrubbing anyhow? Is this part of that "Europeans don't shower" thing?
    You use it after relieving yourself.
    Do you guys not shake or tap when you're done?
    You use it instead of or as well as toilet paper - bidet to wash, paper to dry. It's more hygienic. And I don't live in Europe, I just think it's a good idea.

  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited December 2006
    You use it instead of or as well as toilet paper - bidet to wash, paper to dry. It's more hygienic. And I don't live in Europe, I just think it's a good idea.
    Let's talk practical terms here: how does this involve my donger?

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited December 2006
    You use it instead of or as well as toilet paper - bidet to wash, paper to dry. It's more hygienic. And I don't live in Europe, I just think it's a good idea.
    Don't get me wrong; I think a bidet is an awesome idea when it comes to the asshole. I'm just puzzled by the dong angle. I don't really pay a whole lot of attention to what other dudes are doing at the urinals, but I've never seen a roll of toilet paper hanging next to them, and haven't heard anyone bitching about their absence.

    Also, I got to try out a Japanese toilet a few months ago. It had a spray jet from an arm that extended under your rump and gave you a jet with warmed water and honestly rather suprising water pressure. It was really pretty awesome.

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    Seriously these Achewood hoodies are styling.

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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited December 2006
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Seriously these Achewood hoodies are styling.
    Will you be modeling?

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2006
    If Onstad had any sense! Ok, I'm sneaking out now.

    see you guys soon. hugs!

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    edited December 2006
    Irond Will wrote:
    You use it instead of or as well as toilet paper - bidet to wash, paper to dry. It's more hygienic. And I don't live in Europe, I just think it's a good idea.
    Don't get me wrong; I think a bidet is an awesome idea when it comes to the asshole. I'm just puzzled by the dong angle. I don't really pay a whole lot of attention to what other dudes are doing at the urinals, but I've never seen a roll of toilet paper hanging next to them, and haven't heard anyone bitching about their absence.
    If you're pissing through it, pays to wash, don't you think?

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    itt we say dongle a lot

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    Urine is sterile.

    You can drink it.

    What I see sees me.
    SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited December 2006
    MikeMan445 wrote:
    itt we say dongle a lot
    Well who doesn't like dongs?

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited December 2006
    Apothe0sis wrote:
    Urine is sterile.

    You can drink it.
    It gets toxic after a while, though.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    stilist wrote:
    Apothe0sis wrote:
    Urine is sterile.

    You can drink it.
    It gets toxic after a while, though.
    True. That's why you make others drink it first.

    Just to be safe.

    What I see sees me.
    SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
  • an_altan_alt Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    celery77 wrote:
    Sometimes I feel lonely, but then sometimes I realize my life is much better without any "sort of want her to be my girlfriend"s in my life.

    That's why you need to have quote good friends unquote for the between girlfriend times. I was going to say 'periods' instead of 'times', but that could have changed the meaning ever so slightly.

    Pony wrote:
    I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    an_alt wrote:
    celery77 wrote:
    Sometimes I feel lonely, but then sometimes I realize my life is much better without any "sort of want her to be my girlfriend"s in my life.

    That's why you need to have quote good friends unquote for the between girlfriend times. I was going to say 'periods' instead of 'times', but that could have changed the meaning ever so slightly.
    Good friends are for the weak-livered.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • ALockslyALocksly Registered User
    edited December 2006
    The toilet at the guys house I was at the other night had no less than fourteen buttons and it took me almost a minute to find the one that raised the lid. The options for angles and temperatures and pressures for washing your nether regions were staggering

    I shudder to think what happens during a power outage.


    also good morning

    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited December 2006
    ALocksly wrote:
    also good morning
    How stands the empire?

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    The toilet in my apartment is like a 17 gallon flush or something. I hate it so much.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • an_altan_alt Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    celery77 wrote:
    Good friends are for the weak-livered.

    Don't mock my liver. It's been in training ever since football season started. The GnR show on Sunday was game time and my liver held up strong.

    Also, what do you have against good friends?

    Pony wrote:
    I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
    Xbox - PearlBlueS0ul, Steam
  • ALockslyALocksly Registered User
    edited December 2006
    stilist wrote:
    ALocksly wrote:
    also good morning
    How stands the empire?

    two consecutive warm afternoons have led to a slight melting and refreezing of the fortress, contributing to its overall stability. I await a delivery of more building material from the heavens.

    Also this morning I got an email with a phone # from a certain Redheaded lass and my mood is decidedly chipper as a result.

    yourself?

    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
  • stiliststilist Registered User
    edited December 2006
    ALocksly wrote:
    stilist wrote:
    ALocksly wrote:
    also good morning
    How stands the empire?
    two consecutive warm afternoons have led to a slight melting and refreezing of the fortress, contributing to its overall stability. I await a delivery of more building material from the heavens.

    Also this morning I got an email with a phone # from a certain Redheaded lass and my mood is decidedly chipper as a result.

    yourself?
    I'm very happy to be completely done with college.

    And nice work with the lady. :winky:

    I poop things on my site and twitter
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    This just in: "Babel" is reeeealy good.

    ...

    Maybe this is old news to you all.

    Sorry.

  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    an_alt wrote:
    celery77 wrote:
    Good friends are for the weak-livered.

    Don't mock my liver. It's been in training ever since football season started. The GnR show on Sunday was game time and my liver held up strong.

    Also, what do you have against good friends?
    They keep going empty right when I'm starting to really enjoy them.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited December 2006
    an_alt wrote:
    celery77 wrote:
    Good friends are for the weak-livered.

    Don't mock my liver. It's been in training ever since football season started. The GnR show on Sunday was game time and my liver held up strong.

    Also, what do you have against good friends?
    You came down to Everett for the GnR show?

  • ALockslyALocksly Registered User
    edited December 2006
    Hacksaw wrote:
    an_alt wrote:
    celery77 wrote:
    Good friends are for the weak-livered.

    Don't mock my liver. It's been in training ever since football season started. The GnR show on Sunday was game time and my liver held up strong.

    Also, what do you have against good friends?
    You came down to Everett for the GnR show?

    GnR?

    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    edited December 2006
    ALocksly wrote:
    GnR?
    Are you seriously asking that?

    If I was a mod, this would be a minimum temp-bannable offense. We have fucking standards here Locksly.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
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