How are you supposed to get that bidet nozzle to spray onto the correct area? Fucker is angled down for godsakes.
The nozzle on the end tilts.
Why would you ever want to have it tilting down? Why not just have it facing up?
And doesn't having to manualy tilt it up give rise to the possibility of getting someone else's asshole leavings on your hands?
I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.
Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
I thought the water on those things actually sprayed straight up like a fountain.
All that time spent in Europe and I still don't know how a bidet works.
What the hell. Why is the UK Threat Level currently severe? I'm a bit scared now.
Why? You guys have more CCTV monitors than anywhere else in the world. I'm sure Big Brother will keep you safe. If that doesn't cheer you up I can send you a link or two that might.
I assume you tilt it downwards for the washing of one's wang. I've never actually used one, although my gran has one for some weird reason.
Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
People use them to wash their wangs? Damn man you Europeans have some fucked up customs.
Man, good hygiene with regards to one's genitalia is not a fucked up custom.
How many times per day does the wang need a good scrubbing anyhow? Is this part of that "Europeans don't shower" thing?
You use it after relieving yourself.
Do you guys not shake or tap when you're done?
You use it instead of or as well as toilet paper - bidet to wash, paper to dry. It's more hygienic. And I don't live in Europe, I just think it's a good idea.
You use it instead of or as well as toilet paper - bidet to wash, paper to dry. It's more hygienic. And I don't live in Europe, I just think it's a good idea.
Let's talk practical terms here: how does this involve my donger?
You use it instead of or as well as toilet paper - bidet to wash, paper to dry. It's more hygienic. And I don't live in Europe, I just think it's a good idea.
Don't get me wrong; I think a bidet is an awesome idea when it comes to the asshole. I'm just puzzled by the dong angle. I don't really pay a whole lot of attention to what other dudes are doing at the urinals, but I've never seen a roll of toilet paper hanging next to them, and haven't heard anyone bitching about their absence.
Also, I got to try out a Japanese toilet a few months ago. It had a spray jet from an arm that extended under your rump and gave you a jet with warmed water and honestly rather suprising water pressure. It was really pretty awesome.
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You use it instead of or as well as toilet paper - bidet to wash, paper to dry. It's more hygienic. And I don't live in Europe, I just think it's a good idea.
Don't get me wrong; I think a bidet is an awesome idea when it comes to the asshole. I'm just puzzled by the dong angle. I don't really pay a whole lot of attention to what other dudes are doing at the urinals, but I've never seen a roll of toilet paper hanging next to them, and haven't heard anyone bitching about their absence.
If you're pissing through it, pays to wash, don't you think?
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I have no idea how those are supposed to work.
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Stop it.
They're adjustable.
I hate the religion thread. Except for Ketherial, no one even approached what I considered the "right moves to make".
RAGE!
And doesn't having to manualy tilt it up give rise to the possibility of getting someone else's asshole leavings on your hands?
Edit: She doesn't wash her wang with it, btw.
No doubt. No doubt.
I thought the water on those things actually sprayed straight up like a fountain.
All that time spent in Europe and I still don't know how a bidet works.
edit: typo, should have read "girls that like you"
Why? You guys have more CCTV monitors than anywhere else in the world. I'm sure Big Brother will keep you safe. If that doesn't cheer you up I can send you a link or two that might.
Edit: Cheers, thor.
Edit2: And moniker.
edit: "If you chaps would excuse me for a bit, I really must go wash my wang. D'you know where I might find a bidet? Cracking!"
o_O
took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
Also, I got to try out a Japanese toilet a few months ago. It had a spray jet from an arm that extended under your rump and gave you a jet with warmed water and honestly rather suprising water pressure. It was really pretty awesome.
see you guys soon. hugs!
You can drink it.