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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    Irond Will wrote:
    Red Berry Blue wrote:
    You use it instead of or as well as toilet paper - bidet to wash, paper to dry. It's more hygienic. And I don't live in Europe, I just think it's a good idea.
    Don't get me wrong; I think a bidet is an awesome idea when it comes to the asshole. I'm just puzzled by the dong angle. I don't really pay a whole lot of attention to what other dudes are doing at the urinals, but I've never seen a roll of toilet paper hanging next to them, and haven't heard anyone bitching about their absence.
    If you're pissing through it, pays to wash, don't you think?

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    itt we say dongle a lot

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Registered User regular
    Urine is sterile.

    You can drink it.

    What I see sees me.
    SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    MikeMan445 wrote:
    itt we say dongle a lot
    Well who doesn't like dongs?

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    Apothe0sis wrote:
    Urine is sterile.

    You can drink it.
    It gets toxic after a while, though.

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Registered User regular
    stilist wrote:
    Apothe0sis wrote:
    Urine is sterile.

    You can drink it.
    It gets toxic after a while, though.
    True. That's why you make others drink it first.

    Just to be safe.

    What I see sees me.
    SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
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  • an_altan_alt Registered User regular
    celery77 wrote:
    Sometimes I feel lonely, but then sometimes I realize my life is much better without any "sort of want her to be my girlfriend"s in my life.

    That's why you need to have quote good friends unquote for the between girlfriend times. I was going to say 'periods' instead of 'times', but that could have changed the meaning ever so slightly.

    Pony wrote:
    I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
    Xbox - PearlBlueS0ul, Steam
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    an_alt wrote:
    celery77 wrote:
    Sometimes I feel lonely, but then sometimes I realize my life is much better without any "sort of want her to be my girlfriend"s in my life.

    That's why you need to have quote good friends unquote for the between girlfriend times. I was going to say 'periods' instead of 'times', but that could have changed the meaning ever so slightly.
    Good friends are for the weak-livered.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
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  • ALockslyALocksly Registered User
    The toilet at the guys house I was at the other night had no less than fourteen buttons and it took me almost a minute to find the one that raised the lid. The options for angles and temperatures and pressures for washing your nether regions were staggering

    I shudder to think what happens during a power outage.


    also good morning

    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    ALocksly wrote:
    also good morning
    How stands the empire?

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    The toilet in my apartment is like a 17 gallon flush or something. I hate it so much.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
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  • an_altan_alt Registered User regular
    celery77 wrote:
    Good friends are for the weak-livered.

    Don't mock my liver. It's been in training ever since football season started. The GnR show on Sunday was game time and my liver held up strong.

    Also, what do you have against good friends?

    Pony wrote:
    I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
    Xbox - PearlBlueS0ul, Steam
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  • ALockslyALocksly Registered User
    stilist wrote:
    ALocksly wrote:
    also good morning
    How stands the empire?

    two consecutive warm afternoons have led to a slight melting and refreezing of the fortress, contributing to its overall stability. I await a delivery of more building material from the heavens.

    Also this morning I got an email with a phone # from a certain Redheaded lass and my mood is decidedly chipper as a result.

    yourself?

    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
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  • stiliststilist Registered User
    ALocksly wrote:
    stilist wrote:
    ALocksly wrote:
    also good morning
    How stands the empire?
    two consecutive warm afternoons have led to a slight melting and refreezing of the fortress, contributing to its overall stability. I await a delivery of more building material from the heavens.

    Also this morning I got an email with a phone # from a certain Redheaded lass and my mood is decidedly chipper as a result.

    yourself?
    I'm very happy to be completely done with college.

    And nice work with the lady. :winky:

    I poop things on my site and twitter
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    This just in: "Babel" is reeeealy good.

    ...

    Maybe this is old news to you all.

    Sorry.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    an_alt wrote:
    celery77 wrote:
    Good friends are for the weak-livered.

    Don't mock my liver. It's been in training ever since football season started. The GnR show on Sunday was game time and my liver held up strong.

    Also, what do you have against good friends?
    They keep going empty right when I'm starting to really enjoy them.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
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  • HacksawHacksaw The "New Scum" Registered User regular
    an_alt wrote:
    celery77 wrote:
    Good friends are for the weak-livered.

    Don't mock my liver. It's been in training ever since football season started. The GnR show on Sunday was game time and my liver held up strong.

    Also, what do you have against good friends?
    You came down to Everett for the GnR show?

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  • ALockslyALocksly Registered User
    Hacksaw wrote:
    an_alt wrote:
    celery77 wrote:
    Good friends are for the weak-livered.

    Don't mock my liver. It's been in training ever since football season started. The GnR show on Sunday was game time and my liver held up strong.

    Also, what do you have against good friends?
    You came down to Everett for the GnR show?

    GnR?

    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    ALocksly wrote:
    GnR?
    Are you seriously asking that?

    If I was a mod, this would be a minimum temp-bannable offense. We have fucking standards here Locksly.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    ALocksly wrote:
    Hacksaw wrote:
    an_alt wrote:
    celery77 wrote:
    Good friends are for the weak-livered.
    Don't mock my liver. It's been in training ever since football season started. The GnR show on Sunday was game time and my liver held up strong.

    Also, what do you have against good friends?
    You came down to Everett for the GnR show?
    GnR?
    :shock:

    Guns 'n' Roses.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    celery77 wrote:
    ALocksly wrote:
    GnR?
    Are you seriously asking that?

    If I was a mod, this would be a minimum temp-bannable offense. We have fucking standards here Locksly.
    If I were a D&D mod, he'd be gone, permanently.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote:
    celery77 wrote:
    ALocksly wrote:
    GnR?
    Are you seriously asking that?

    If I was a mod, this would be a minimum temp-bannable offense. We have fucking standards here Locksly.
    If I were a D&D mod, he'd be gone, permanently.
    I double-checked, it's like the WHOLE FRONT PAGE of google returns if you type "GnR." There's just no excuse.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
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  • ALockslyALocksly Registered User
    :oops:

    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    THEY´RE STILL ALIVE?

    I mean... Axel wasn´t looking too healthy some 10 years ago...

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Thanatos wrote:
    celery77 wrote:
    ALocksly wrote:
    GnR?
    Are you seriously asking that?

    If I was a mod, this would be a minimum temp-bannable offense. We have fucking standards here Locksly.
    If I were a D&D mod, he'd be gone, permanently.

    I thought you only permabanned people for spoiling retarded-ass shows that you wanted to watch?

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote:
    THEY´RE STILL ALIVE?

    I mean... Axel wasn´t looking to healthy some 10 years ago...
    It's Axel's band, now. Slash is working with Velvet Revolver.

    Which reminds me, I meant to acquire VR's latest album.

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote:
    Thanatos wrote:
    celery77 wrote:
    ALocksly wrote:
    GnR?
    Are you seriously asking that?

    If I was a mod, this would be a minimum temp-bannable offense. We have fucking standards here Locksly.
    If I were a D&D mod, he'd be gone, permanently.
    I thought you only permabanned people for spoiling retarded-ass shows that you wanted to watch?
    Dyna, it still counts if you're logged into someone else's account.

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Axel Rose lives.

    Wow.

    Are GnR good for something nowadays?

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  • GiganticusGiganticus Registered User
    Haphazard wrote:
    THEY´RE STILL ALIVE?

    I mean... Axel wasn´t looking too healthy some 10 years ago...

    Hell, according to the cover of Appettite for Destruction, they were dead at the time of it's release!

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    ElJeffe wrote:
    You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.

    Well, some people enjoy getting a stream of hot water up their ass every now and again so they need some way of justifying it.

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  • ALockslyALocksly Registered User
    ElJeffe wrote:
    You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.

    I think you're supposed to wipe first

    I'm afraid to use the ones in my office though as I don't underatand all the buttons and even the toilets in the guys bathroom have female options.

    Yes,... yes, I agree. It's totally unfair that sober you gets into trouble for things that drunk you did.
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Fun fact: "Bidet" is French and means "pony".

    :o

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote:
    Axel Rose lives.

    Wow.

    Are GnR good for something nowadays?
    No they're horrible and Axl is the only remaining member. Thanks for bringing it up, asshole, now I'll have to listen to both Use Your Illusions straight through to remove the painful images brought on by your insistent nagging.

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
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  • an_altan_alt Registered User regular
    Hacksaw: Yes, I hopped a ferry, crossed a border, had the car searched and made it to Everett.

    Haphazard and Thanatos: The new GnR lineup (especially the 2002 version) is quite a bit better than the real GnR lineup. Axl can still scream, I mean he did the full power 10+ second scream in IRS (new song) at the Everett show and the crowd was talking about how good he sounded afterwards.

    Pony wrote:
    I think that the internet has been for years on the path to creating what is essentially an electronic Necronomicon: A collection of blasphemous unrealities so perverse that to even glimpse at its contents, if but for a moment, is to irrevocably forfeit a portion of your sanity.
    Xbox - PearlBlueS0ul, Steam
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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User
    ElJeffe wrote:
    You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.
    Well, it all goes down into the basin. That's why it's a tap-like thing, I imagine, so that you don't just angle a fountain of water at your ass and let rip.

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  • DiscGraceDiscGrace Registered User
    stilist wrote:
    I'm very happy to be completely done with college.

    So what's next for you, then?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Great.

    Cel, an_alt... who of you two is right about GnR?

    Round 1 begins in 10 seconds.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    DiscGrace wrote:
    stilist wrote:
    I'm very happy to be completely done with college.

    So what's next for you, then?
    Discovering self-respect?

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote:
    Great.

    Cel, an_alt... who of you two is right about GnR?

    Round 1 begins in 10 seconds.
    Dude, he's "an_alt" aka "I made this account just to troll" and you're going to seriously ask that question?

    wisdom wrote:
    if knowledge is power and power corrupts, be smart, be evil
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