Hey, [Chat], wish me luck!

Haphazard

Axel Rose lives.

Wow.

Are GnR good for something nowadays?

Giganticus

Haphazard wrote:

THEY´RE STILL ALIVE?

I mean... Axel wasn´t looking too healthy some 10 years ago...

Hell, according to the cover of Appettite for Destruction, they were dead at the time of it's release!

moniker

ElJeffe wrote:

You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.

Well, some people enjoy getting a stream of hot water up their ass every now and again so they need some way of justifying it.

ALocksly

ElJeffe wrote:

You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.

I think you're supposed to wipe first

I'm afraid to use the ones in my office though as I don't underatand all the buttons and even the toilets in the guys bathroom have female options.

Haphazard

Fun fact: "Bidet" is French and means "pony".

:o

The Green Eyed Monster

Haphazard wrote:

Axel Rose lives.

Wow.

Are GnR good for something nowadays?

No they're horrible and Axl is the only remaining member. Thanks for bringing it up, asshole, now I'll have to listen to both Use Your Illusions straight through to remove the painful images brought on by your insistent nagging.

an_alt

Hacksaw: Yes, I hopped a ferry, crossed a border, had the car searched and made it to Everett.

Haphazard and Thanatos: The new GnR lineup (especially the 2002 version) is quite a bit better than the real GnR lineup. Axl can still scream, I mean he did the full power 10+ second scream in IRS (new song) at the Everett show and the crowd was talking about how good he sounded afterwards.

Aroused Bull

ElJeffe wrote:

You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.

Well, it all goes down into the basin. That's why it's a tap-like thing, I imagine, so that you don't just angle a fountain of water at your ass and let rip.

DiscGrace

stilist wrote:

I'm very happy to be completely done with college.

So what's next for you, then?

Haphazard

Great.

Cel, an_alt... who of you two is right about GnR?

Round 1 begins in 10 seconds.

The Green Eyed Monster

DiscGrace wrote:

stilist wrote:

I'm very happy to be completely done with college.

So what's next for you, then?

Discovering self-respect?

The Green Eyed Monster

Haphazard wrote:

Great.

Cel, an_alt... who of you two is right about GnR?

Round 1 begins in 10 seconds.

Dude, he's "an_alt" aka "I made this account just to troll" and you're going to seriously ask that question?

Thanatos

ALocksly wrote:

ElJeffe wrote:

You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.

I think you're supposed to wipe first

I'm afraid to use the ones in my office though as I don't underatand all the buttons and even the toilets in the guys bathroom have female options.

So, a guy is working at his job in an office and he has to take a dump. However, the men's bathroom is out of order, so he asks his supervisor if it's okay if he uses the women's bathroom. "Yeah, go ahead," his supervisor says, "just don't push any of the buttons." Well, the guy thinks "that's kind of weird," but goes ahead and uses the bathroom. As he's finishing up, he goes to wipe, and notices these four buttons. "What the hell could those be for?" Figuring "what the hell, how bad could it be?" he presses the first button, and cold water shoots into his butt. "Well, that's not so bad," he thinks, so he presses the second button, and warm water shoots into his butt. "Hey, that's pretty good," so he presses the third button, and hot water shoots into his butt. "This place is great!" And he hits the fourth button.

He wakes up in the hospital, doped up, with his supervisor standing over him. He asks "what was the fourth button?" His supervisor replies "automatic tampon remover."

Thanatos

an_alt wrote:

Hacksaw: Yes, I hopped a ferry, crossed a border, had the car searched and made it to Everett.

Haphazard and Thanatos: The new GnR lineup (especially the 2002 version) is quite a bit better than the real GnR lineup. Axl can still scream, I mean he did the full power 10+ second scream in IRS (new song) at the Everett show and the crowd was talking about how good he sounded afterwards.

Black'd for "no way in hell that could possibly be true."

ALocksly

Thanatos wrote:

ALocksly wrote:

ElJeffe wrote:

You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.

I think you're supposed to wipe first

I'm afraid to use the ones in my office though as I don't underatand all the buttons and even the toilets in the guys bathroom have female options.

So, a guy is working at his job in an office and he has to take a dump. However, the men's bathroom is out of order, so he asks his supervisor if it's okay if he uses the women's bathroom. "Yeah, go ahead," his supervisor says, "just don't push any of the buttons." Well, the guy thinks "that's kind of weird," but goes ahead and uses the bathroom. As he's finishing up, he goes to wipe, and notices these four buttons. "What the hell could those be for?" Figuring "what the hell, how bad could it be?" he presses the first button, and cold water shoots into his butt. "Well, that's not so bad," he thinks, so he presses the second button, and warm water shoots into his butt. "Hey, that's pretty good," so he presses the third button, and hot water shoots into his butt. "This place is great!" And he hits the fourth button.

He wakes up in the hospital, doped up, with his supervisor standing over him. He asks "what was the fourth button?" His supervisor replies "automatic tampon remover."

my point exactly

stilist

DiscGrace wrote:

stilist wrote:

I'm very happy to be completely done with college.

So what's next for you, then?

For the time being, nothing really. There's a possibility my family will be moving next year, so I don't really want to make any major life decisions right now. I've got a job working from home, so that part is covered. For the rest, I'll just have to wait and see.

Haphazard

celery77 wrote:

Haphazard wrote:

Great.

Cel, an_alt... who of you two is right about GnR?

Round 1 begins in 10 seconds.

Dude, he's "an_alt" aka "I made this account just to troll" and you're going to seriously ask that question?

...

Ok, I didn´t really think about it.

I withdraw my question.

ALocksly

stilist wrote:

DiscGrace wrote:

stilist wrote:

I'm very happy to be completely done with college.

So what's next for you, then?

For the time being, nothing really. There's a possibility my family will be moving next year, so I don't really want to make any major life decisions right now. I've got a job working from home, so that part is covered. For the rest, I'll just have to wait and see.

come and teach English in Japan for a year

an_alt

Haphazard wrote:

Great.

Cel, an_alt... who of you two is right about GnR?

Round 1 begins in 10 seconds.

Acquire a copy of 'IRS', 'The Blues', 'Madagascar', and 'Better'. I'll let you come to your own conclusion. Just because Axl is a nutcase spending 10 years and at least that many million trying to make the best album evar doesn't mean the new songs aren't awesome.

Than: I'd opt for Velvet Revolver bootlegs instead of albums. They're great in concert, but the studio versions of the same songs are rather disappointing.

The Green Eyed Monster

Thanatos wrote:

an_alt wrote:

Hacksaw: Yes, I hopped a ferry, crossed a border, had the car searched and made it to Everett.

Haphazard and Thanatos: The new GnR lineup (especially the 2002 version) is quite a bit better than the real GnR lineup. Axl can still scream, I mean he did the full power 10+ second scream in IRS (new song) at the Everett show and the crowd was talking about how good he sounded afterwards.

Black'd for "no way in hell that could possibly be true."

stilist

Thanatos wrote:

ALocksly wrote:

ElJeffe wrote:

You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.

I think you're supposed to wipe first

I'm afraid to use the ones in my office though as I don't underatand all the buttons and even the toilets in the guys bathroom have female options.

So, a guy is working at his job in an office and he has to take a dump. However, the men's bathroom is out of order, so he asks his supervisor if it's okay if he uses the women's bathroom. "Yeah, go ahead," his supervisor says, "just don't push any of the buttons." Well, the guy thinks "that's kind of weird," but goes ahead and uses the bathroom. As he's finishing up, he goes to wipe, and notices these four buttons. "What the hell could those be for?" Figuring "what the hell, how bad could it be?" he presses the first button, and cold water shoots into his butt. "Well, that's not so bad," he thinks, so he presses the second button, and warm water shoots into his butt. "Hey, that's pretty good," so he presses the third button, and hot water shoots into his butt. "This place is great!" And he hits the fourth button.

He wakes up in the hospital, doped up, with his supervisor standing over him. He asks "what was the fourth button?" His supervisor replies "automatic tampon remover."

this joke makes no sense

t Locks: I am not a very good teacher.

Aroused Bull

stilist wrote:

this joke makes no sense

It makes perfect sense. It's just not very good.

Thanatos

stilist wrote:

Thanatos wrote:

ALocksly wrote:

ElJeffe wrote:

You know, I don't quite get bidets. So you have an ass with a fair amount of dookie on it, and you spray it with a jet of water? Doesn't that cause dookie particulate to kinda go flying hither and yon? I mean, wiping at least ensures that the dookie stays where you want it to.

I think you're supposed to wipe first

I'm afraid to use the ones in my office though as I don't underatand all the buttons and even the toilets in the guys bathroom have female options.

So, a guy is working at his job in an office and he has to take a dump. However, the men's bathroom is out of order, so he asks his supervisor if it's okay if he uses the women's bathroom. "Yeah, go ahead," his supervisor says, "just don't push any of the buttons." Well, the guy thinks "that's kind of weird," but goes ahead and uses the bathroom. As he's finishing up, he goes to wipe, and notices these four buttons. "What the hell could those be for?" Figuring "what the hell, how bad could it be?" he presses the first button, and cold water shoots into his butt. "Well, that's not so bad," he thinks, so he presses the second button, and warm water shoots into his butt. "Hey, that's pretty good," so he presses the third button, and hot water shoots into his butt. "This place is great!" And he hits the fourth button.

He wakes up in the hospital, doped up, with his supervisor standing over him. He asks "what was the fourth button?" His supervisor replies "automatic tampon remover."

this joke makes no sense

t Locks: I am not a very good teacher.

Imagine a machine that removes tampons.

Now, imagine using said machine on a guy.

And RBB, I never claimed it was good; Locksly's statement just reminded me of it.

an_alt

celery77 wrote:

Dude, he's "an_alt" aka "I made this account just to troll" and you're going to seriously ask that question?

Hey, I made this account to ask ElJeffe to help me figure out why my actual account disappeared during some forum trouble. Since I couldn't keep my old join date, there was no point redoing the old account.

Than: line them up on a 1-1 basis. Slash is cool and a really good guitarist, but Buckethead/Bumblefoot are technically superior. Keep going all the way down the line.

Haphazard

I hear they have toilets you have to stand in, in Japan. Is this true, Locks.

y/n

Also, my pony statement last page was no joke.

ALocksly

Haphazard wrote:

I hear they have toilets you have to stand in, in Japan. Is this true, Locks.

y/n

Also, my pony statement last page was no joke.

Well, they have toilets you can stand over. You have to in fact. There are two stalls in the ground floor bathroom of my office. One contains a many-buttoned technological marvel of modern waste elimination, the other has a white porcelin hole in the floor. With a roll of toilet paper next to it.

stilist

Thanatos wrote:

Imagine a machine that removes tampons.

Now, imagine using said machine on a guy.

No, see, I get the joke, but it doesn't make any sense beyond the surface. I mean, an automatic tampon-remover? I can't imagine them getting any volunteers to test the things before public release. "Whoops, looks like that's not the tampon. Shall we try again? No? Ok, we'll pay for the medical bills, I guess."

moniker

ALocksly wrote:

Haphazard wrote:

I hear they have toilets you have to stand in, in Japan. Is this true, Locks.

y/n

Also, my pony statement last page was no joke.

Well, they have toilets you can stand over. You have to in fact. There are two stalls in the ground floor bathroom of my office. One contains a many-buttoned technological marvel of modern waste elimination, the other has a white porcelin hole in the floor. With a roll of toilet paper next to it.

:lol:

Thanatos

stilist wrote:

Thanatos wrote:

Imagine a machine that removes tampons.

Now, imagine using said machine on a guy.

No, see, I get the joke, but it doesn't make any sense beyond the surface. I mean, an automatic tampon-remover? I can't imagine them getting any volunteers to test the things before public release. "Whoops, looks like that's not the tampon. Shall we try again? No? Ok, we'll pay for the medical bills, I guess."

It's a joke. As in fiction.

Just set yourself on fire.

Haphazard

Mhm, that´s the stall I was thinking about, Locks.

A bit strange for western eyes.

The Green Eyed Monster

an_alt wrote:

celery77 wrote:

Dude, he's "an_alt" aka "I made this account just to troll" and you're going to seriously ask that question?

Hey, I made this account to ask ElJeffe to help me figure out why my actual account disappeared during some forum trouble. Since I couldn't keep my old join date, there was no point redoing the old account.

Than: line them up on a 1-1 basis. Slash is cool and a really good guitarist, but Buckethead/Bumblefoot are technically superior. Keep going all the way down the line.

I do hereby revoke your status as soul-possessing, cognitively-driven, love-feeling human being. You, sir, are now officially subhuman.

stilist

Thanatos wrote:

stilist wrote:

Thanatos wrote:

Imagine a machine that removes tampons.

Now, imagine using said machine on a guy.

No, see, I get the joke, but it doesn't make any sense beyond the surface. I mean, an automatic tampon-remover? I can't imagine them getting any volunteers to test the things before public release. "Whoops, looks like that's not the tampon. Shall we try again? No? Ok, we'll pay for the medical bills, I guess."

It's a joke. As in fiction.

Just set yourself on fire.

Basically, I'm being an asshole about it because I didn't like the joke, and because I wondered how it felt. Having tried it, I don't expect I'll be doing it again in the near future.

an_alt

celery77 wrote:

I do hereby revoke your status as soul-possessing, cognitively-driven, love-feeling human being. You, sir, are now officially subhuman.

I'm not arguing song writing (very little data on the new guys), but just technical ability. You're telling me that Slash can do this? http://youtube.com/watch?v=j5ScVSFwIyQ

I'll give you that he is insane, but seriously that's nowhere near the best solo of his I've heard.

ALocksly

stilist wrote:

Thanatos wrote:

stilist wrote:

Thanatos wrote:

Imagine a machine that removes tampons.

Now, imagine using said machine on a guy.

No, see, I get the joke, but it doesn't make any sense beyond the surface. I mean, an automatic tampon-remover? I can't imagine them getting any volunteers to test the things before public release. "Whoops, looks like that's not the tampon. Shall we try again? No? Ok, we'll pay for the medical bills, I guess."

It's a joke. As in fiction.

Just set yourself on fire.

Basically, I'm being an asshole about it because I didn't like the joke, and because I wondered how it felt. Having tried it, I don't expect I'll be doing it again in the near future.

setting yourself on fire or trying to automatically remove a non-existant tampon?

stilist

ALocksly wrote:

stilist wrote:

Thanatos wrote:

stilist wrote:

Thanatos wrote:

Imagine a machine that removes tampons.

Now, imagine using said machine on a guy.

No, see, I get the joke, but it doesn't make any sense beyond the surface. I mean, an automatic tampon-remover? I can't imagine them getting any volunteers to test the things before public release. "Whoops, looks like that's not the tampon. Shall we try again? No? Ok, we'll pay for the medical bills, I guess."

It's a joke. As in fiction.

Just set yourself on fire.

Basically, I'm being an asshole about it because I didn't like the joke, and because I wondered how it felt. Having tried it, I don't expect I'll be doing it again in the near future.

setting yourself on fire or trying to automatically remove a non-existant tampon?

Neither option is particularly good, so I decline answering.

The Green Eyed Monster

Sometimes I think I'm like a chocoholic, only for booze.

Haphazard

Gotta hit the sack, [chat] denizens.

Cya in a few hours.

The Green Eyed Monster

an_alt wrote:

celery77 wrote:

I do hereby revoke your status as soul-possessing, cognitively-driven, love-feeling human being. You, sir, are now officially subhuman.

I'm not arguing song writing (very little data on the new guys), but just technical ability. You're telling me that Slash can do this? http://youtube.com/watch?v=j5ScVSFwIyQ

I'll give you that he is insane, but seriously that's nowhere near the best solo of his I've heard.

Slash is one of the most technically gifted guitar players to ever touch the instrument, end of discussion. I don't care what that guy does, he's no fucking Slash.

ALocksly

Night Hap

an_alt

I didn't say he was Slash. I said he was better.

The riffs on Appetite are some of my favourites in all of rock, but man... just listen: http://youtube.com/watch?v=kPAxKf1LRzk. This is actually a much better representation. Plus, he plays fuckin' Star Wars!