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The Next Next Graphic Violence Activity: Besides the Contest!

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  • CoJoeTheLawyerCoJoeTheLawyer Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    It's not the forums, it's the world that isn't ready for The Adventures of Bonerman and Dong Lad.

    FYI, it's actually Bonerman and Flaccid Lad

    Spoiler:
  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    All of the suggested themes thus far:
    • "sole survivor of race of mole-people"
    • "tech-based non-powered billionaire"
    • "hero personification of christ"
    • "result of super-soldier program funded by columbian drug lords"
    • Gold/Silver Age style Hero/Villain
    • Anti-Hero
    • Silly Hero/Villain
    • "A List" Heroes/Villains i.e. very powerful, JLA or Avengers caliber heroes
    • "B List" Heroes/Villains i.e. less powerful but still interesting characters such as Daredevil, Booster Gold, etc
    • Tech / Science / Alien / Magic / Mutation / Accident or other origin themed Heroes/Villains
    • Genre themed Heroes/Villains i.e. traditional super-hero, western, sci-fi, noir, gangster, urban, robot etc
    • Ridiculous Silver Age origin
    • Exploitation Film character
    • Worst Super Power Ever
    • Least Likely Horror Monster to Become a Superhero
    • I'd be A Mary Sue If Not for One My Crippling Weakness
    • Aliens Anal Probed Me and All I Got Were These Super Powers
    • Inspired by Folk Tales, Myths, and Legends
    • Best Application of Real, Current Science
    • It Came From The Year 2000 (hero from what people in the 50s thought the future would look like)
    • Seriously, I Only Built This Anatomically Correct Android To Fight Crime
    • Hi, I'm From A Post-Apocalyptic Future, And I'm Here To Help
    • The Greatest Generation of Propoganda Heroes
    • Like all good things in life...It Emerged From The Sewers
    • Super-Powered Pets and the People who love them.
    • Superheroes who really, really shouldn't have Superpowers
    • No Powers, No Cry: Non-Superpowered Heroes
    • If You're a Megalomaniac bent on World Domination and you know it, clap your hands...
    • They'll see. One day, they'll all see!
    • Who gave this harbinger of the Apocalypse free will, anyway?
    • I came here to frag some bastiches and chew gum, but then they killed my family. Now, it's personal.
    • I'm just a normal kid from the Midwest who was given powers, and my family is still alive and root for me.
    • You want smug, I got it
    • I was born from the doodling in a 9th grader's paper margins
    • A celebrity created me!
    • Of All the People on Earth to Give Super Powers, They Picked That Guy? (inspired by The Captain from Nextwave)
    • God, My Alter-Ego is a Douchebag (the hero or civilian identity is a tool, either by choice, psychosis, or body exchanging)
    • Corporate Funded Mascot / Super Hero
    • I got my superpowers, but where did my war go?
    • Superhero condemned to be forever mocked for one dickish thing they did in a badly-written story arc
    • Office guy gets powers; now what?
    • Together, they fight crime (C-List heros only, no fully competant people allowed)

    When he dies, I hope they write "Worst Affirmative Action Hire, EVER" on his grave. His corpse should be trolled.
    Twitter - @liberaltruths | Google+ - http://gplus.to/wwtMask | Occupy Tallahassee
  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hmm... the lack of magic themes is sad.

    How about...

    "Summoning them was cheaper then hiring movers..."
    "She turned me into a newt!"

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    wrote:
    When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    It's not the forums, it's the world that isn't ready for The Adventures of Bonerman and Dong Lad.

    FYI, it's actually Bonerman and Flaccid Lad

    I'm not sure Flaccid Lad will hold up through testing.

  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Magic themes you say?

    Totally not Harry Potter in spandex
    With These Enchanted D20s I Am Become Magic
    I Bought My Grimoire From Barnes & Noble

    When he dies, I hope they write "Worst Affirmative Action Hire, EVER" on his grave. His corpse should be trolled.
    Twitter - @liberaltruths | Google+ - http://gplus.to/wwtMask | Occupy Tallahassee
  • SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    wwtMask wrote: »
    Magic themes you say?

    Totally not Harry Potter in spandex
    With These Enchanted D20s I Am Become Magic
    I Bought My Grimoire From Barnes & Noble

    ...

    you're better at this then me. Now add them to the list!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    wrote:
    When I was a little kid, I always pretended I was the hero,' Skip said.
    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Okay. Can someone compile a list of all the suggestions for categories so far into a list? I want to get at least a trial run of this going within a week or two. I figure it's going to be a bit of a rough start as we work out what works and what doesn't as far as rules go, but still.

    One thing: I don't want to be too strict as far as rules go on this. The only really hard and fast rules should be to meet the deadline and to make sure that your entries don't break any site rules. That means no porno entries.

    I think it might be best to start off with less restrictions, at least at first. If you want a text length restriction, I'd suggest "fits in the character limit of a single post."
    Dang, there goes my 'Most Common Superpower' suggestion.

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Bibbidi Bobbidi Boobs: Why do all these witches dress so scandalous?

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Erich ZahnErich Zahn Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    wwtMask wrote: »
    I Bought My Grimoire From Barnes & Noble

    Have you played Unknown Armies? Because you just described my bibliomancer right there.

    Also, remove the parenthese'd stuff from my suggestion please, that was a fragment from my first draft and I should have caught it.

  • MunchMunch Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Long, Strong, and Down to Get the Friction On; stretchy superheroes

  • Witch_Hunter_84Witch_Hunter_84 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    My Parents Want Me To Work in the Family Business: the unsuccessful hero children of former superhero legends.

    If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten in your presence.
  • Crimson KingCrimson King we need no grave to bury honesty there's not a grain of it the face to sweeten of the whole dungy earthRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think the first round of competition should be a competition for the best theme suggestion.

    Shrinking Seems Like A Joke Until Someone Leaves Footprints In Your Brain

    I Just Killed Hitler; Now What?

    DS: 4742 - 6001 - 2106 add me to your friend safaris
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am Still Relevant in This Modern Era, Whippersnappers!

  • CoJoeTheLawyerCoJoeTheLawyer Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Munch wrote: »
    Long, Strong, and Down to Get the Friction On; stretchy superheroes

    Great, now I'm going to have Sir Mix-A-Lot stuck in my head the rest of the day.

    Even White Boys Got to Shout....

    Spoiler:
  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie totally sane in the AsylumRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    National Treasures: Government sponsored superhero of any Nation of your choosing except the US

  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I Had a Run-In With a Super-Hero, And Now I've Got Powers and a Weird Guy Is Trying to Kill Me


    I'm tempted to say something like
    I Fight Crime, My Family's Still Alive, I'm Emotionally Stable, Everyone Loves Me, And I Always Catch the Bad-Guy, But I'm Still Interesting to Read About
    but I think someone already suggested something similar.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Captain: The only rank avaliable when your a superpowered army of one!

  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie totally sane in the AsylumRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have a suggestion but it's pretty much impossible.

    Create a superhero or villain with an ability that, to the best of your knowledge, no other superpowered character has ever had.

    And it should be a somewhat useful ability. Not detachable toes or the ability to break every plate in a cupboard 4 feet away when you sneeze or anything stupid like that.

  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Gifts From Fickle Gods: Powers are a privilege, not a right.

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Golden YakGolden Yak Burnished Bovine The PIT, level 26Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Gifts From Fickle Gods: Powers are a privilege, not a right.

    That'd be kinda neat. A hero who has a patron deity.

  • HayasaHayasa Registered User
    edited July 2009
    No Budget Superheroes: Powers Below The Poverty Line
    Mohammed Made Me Do It: Religion and Powers
    Magic Hats And The People Who Wear Them
    By Hook Or By Crook: Powers Stolen By Their Possessors

  • 143999143999 Duly appointed editor of the Tyrest AccordRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Has someone suggested "believe it or not, I'm walking on air" yet?

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I Was Built To Be a Children's Toy; Now I Fight Crime

    I Was Abducted By Aliens and All I Got Was This Lousy Sentience (the first person to write a compelling super-hero rock gets my vote forever)

    weapon_rex.jpg
  • 143999143999 Duly appointed editor of the Tyrest AccordRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Delduwath wrote: »
    (the first person to write a compelling super-hero rock gets my vote forever)

    Korg would like a word with you.

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Korg can speak and move. Neither are desirable features in a super-hero rock.

    I guess what I have in mind is more like a philosopher-stone (not a Philosopher's Stone), who just sits there in the sun all day long, contemplating, unable to communicate with the outside world. Now, someone, make that interesting.

    weapon_rex.jpg
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It's Like I Hit The Jackpot: Superpowers And A Debilitating Psychosis

    Is psychosis the general term for crazy? Like, vague enough to have multiple personalities and schitzos in there?

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    My Power is Awesome but Really Hard to Draw

    Topically, I always think someone with some form of aurora light powers would be cool, but it would probably end up artists just drawing rainbows shooting out of their eyes.

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Mr PinkMr Pink I got cats for youRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Faynor wrote: »
    Mr Pink wrote: »
    My Power is Awesome but Really Hard to Draw

    Topically, I always think someone with some form of aurora light powers would be cool, but it would probably end up artists just drawing rainbows shooting out of their eyes.

    It would sort of come down to The Invisible Woman's powers. No one really seems to know how to draw them.

    I mean, granted, they are invisible.

  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I've always felt that dotted lines were the most effective way of depicting invisibility.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have so many ideas for this

    I might have to ditch blank and get a good partner

  • MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ooh ooh! pick me TLB! My credentials are I love Charles Bronson and Commando.

    Also I guess I can draw.

    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

    http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    dang I am gonna have to test all of these credentials at once

    draw me a picture of john matrix and charles bronson high fiving

  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2009
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    LOOK YOU NEED TO

    PRODUCE

  • ManonvonSuperockManonvonSuperock Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Picture011.jpg

    I'm at work so instead of a scanner, this is taken with my netbook's integrated camera.

  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    holy shit manon

    holy shit I love you

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    alternatively:

    BLANK

    LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED TO STEP UP SON

  • MolotovCockatooMolotovCockatoo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    hahaha damn that is amazing manon, you just threw down the gauntlet

    Killjoy wrote: »
    No jeez Orik why do you assume the worst about people?

    Because he moderates an internet forum

    http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
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