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MechWarrior Online: Khyber Pryde
You have no idea. I tried, but gave up. I still think it's the Akagi.
At least it's not horribly on-topic.
There, fixed that right up for you, buddy
*sometimes not quite
PSN:RevDrGalactus/Steam
That's a whole different story. Some city governments have revoked a bunch of big LAN parties and e-sports events the licence to hold their event in town-owned places. This has nothing to do with federal German law and it probably could even be contested in court but nobody bothered to. As I said, we don't have a well-funded lobby that could take care of that.
Don't get me wrong, that's as fucked up as it gets and is so ass-backwards it's not even funny. It pretty symptomatic of what's wrong with this country.
Yeah. . . .
Racists can hold two contradictory ideas in their head at the same time. That was my point what's insane about it?
Skip the moon, and just make the olympics the giant robot fights on a war torn earth surface/hellscape, and make the winner of the fight rulers of the earth and all colonies for the next few years....
Must...not....take....bait....
That's not a bad idea at all.
More Advance wars.
The last one did have a goth-loli in it, so they are halfway there!
Can we make a rule that prevents them from hiring people from other countries to fight for them? I don't want to see any German ninjas who are actually Japanese.
Hey, just a few short decades ago, the rest of the world (okay, not the whole world, but the countries that mattered) promised that there wouldn't be an Olympic game in that godforsaken communist festering sore of a city that technically did not exist, not while decency and civilization remained.
Then came 1980. Suck on that, First World.
In other words, I think it'll just take time. A long time. Besides, the Olympics seem to inspire more hatred and animosity nowadays then cooperation and tolerance in countries.
Way more hatred. If you'll excuse me, I need to hang myself for comparing the USSR and the DPRK.
He got around that by being a zombie robot.
G Gundam was awesome but some of the mech designs made me want to punch myself. The Mexican gundam has a fucking sombrero , the Holland gundam is a windmill etc. It was good mindless fun though, hell I liked it more then the serious gundams .
I don't know, sounds good to me.
Just watch out for any masked characters working for Neo Japan.
You forgot the rule that each country's giant robot has to be based on blatant stereotypes of that country. Well, except maybe Nepal. The Mexican giant robot has to wear a giant robo-sombrero though.
I thought that went without saying.
The American Robot has to be Lady Liberty with a boob showing and an attack that sucks the life out of other robots.
Does this count?
EDIT: Here's Napal:
Wasn't the Italian flag read, white, and blue during WW2?
Try surfing with a football helmet, boxing gloves, and two six shooters.
Yep, The American robot is a surfing retarded cowboy Mike Tyson.
This is unless we secede, of course. In that case, bring it you pointy, massive, green bitch.
All right, people. It is not a gerbil. It is not a hamster. It is not a guinea pig. It is a death rabbit. Death. Rabbit. Say it with me, now.
Is it normal not to know what the hell Big Tex is?
I mean, I knew about the Liberty Statue before I came to the US, but six years later, and I never heard of Big Tex. Is it strictly a local thing?
AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME
Lewis Black's description of the atypical American comes to mind.
"He's a fat guy in a windbreaker and a baseball cap. What's more American than that? Nothing!"
So yes, it'd have to be overweight surfing retarded cowboy Mike Tyson. White too, in all fairness.
Also I think America's death robot should be Abe Lincoln. Or maybe the entirety of Mt. Rushmore.
edit- Hah, that Lewis Black description sounds more like an Eastern European dude to me.
Abe Lincoln would tie in with the American Protestant angle, which is good. He's also tall, which is true about Americans (versus a lot of other people). Also rural, which is very much American Heartland blah blah etc.
Make him fat, holding a football, and you've got it, I think. And one of those beer-can hats. Seriously, I have never seen one of those outside of the United States. I think they're illegal ever where else.
What you've just said suggests that you have never met someone in Eastern Europe before. Baseball is not big over there (Lapta on the other hand), and they are not as fat as us, when it comes right down to it.
Plus, he was describing Michael Moore, in response to charges that Moore was un-American and whatnot. Distinctly not Eastern European.
<---- rather biased.
All right, people. It is not a gerbil. It is not a hamster. It is not a guinea pig. It is a death rabbit. Death. Rabbit. Say it with me, now.
Nothing wrong with being biased towards your state. It's your own home.
But, and speaking as an outsider, I think the Liberty Statue Gundam could take it on. Especially if they're both sized after their originals.
Oh, also: G Gundam--more examples of racist Japanese stereotypes, as earlier mentioned. Though at least it's directed so many ways so horribly.
I think the best part of the gundam designs is not, in fact, Windmill Gundam, but the fact that it's pretty obvious that they wrote Germany into the plot, and then when it came to designing the actual Gundam, the process was pretty much:
"Okay guys. We've got to design a giant Germany-themed robot. What do we do?"
"Well, let's just think of things Germans do, just like we did for the others"
"Alright... so what do Germans do?"
"Don't they... wait, no, I think that's England."
"I'm pretty sure they... nope, nevermind. We already used that for France."
"Screw it, let's just make him a ninja."
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