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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Most professors don't take roll for the first 3 days because that's during the add/drop period for classes and they still may have new students. I'd miss any Friday class (which was a rarity anyway) and take the absence on the following monday.

    The only reason why I was able to go last year was because it was on Labor day, I didn't actually miss any class!

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    man I just wanted to satiate my curiosity

    i hate not remembering things like that

    chillax viv

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Most professors don't take roll for the first 3 days because that's during the add/drop period for classes and they still may have new students. I'd miss any Friday class (which was a rarity anyway) and take the absence on the following monday.

    The only reason why I was able to go last year was because it was on Labor day, I didn't actually miss any class!

    what a weird policy

    over here if you don't show up for the first class they drop you and you can't re-enroll

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    elephants aren't fat

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    well, i'm big boned

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    have you ever seen an elephant boner

    you lucky man

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    vixendetta more like... dicks in greta?

    viv it's time to change your name to greta, sorry
    becoming a swiss milkmaid is optional

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    surprisingly, yes

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    to clarify I have seen one but only because of a misleading youtube video title

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i once saw a picture comparing different animal dicks

    and how to draw them accurately


    it sure was informative

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Most professors don't take roll for the first 3 days because that's during the add/drop period for classes and they still may have new students. I'd miss any Friday class (which was a rarity anyway) and take the absence on the following monday.

    The only reason why I was able to go last year was because it was on Labor day, I didn't actually miss any class!

    what a weird policy

    over here if you don't show up for the first class they drop you and you can't re-enroll

    It's not really a weird policy. You have up to a certain day to drop or add classes. If you go to a class and see that it's a mistake to take, you can drop it for no penalty within 3 days. Likewise if someone drops out of a class for whatever reason, you have a little time to pick it up. As such it doesn't make a lot of sense to start charging right into things on the first day with assignments if a person can pick up the class 3 days later and claim ignorance.

    Philosophy profs. usually didn't care because they knew every philosophy major and they'd know if someone was fucking around. Also there was never a friday philosophy class. Ever, in all my 4 years of undergrad.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    to clarify I have seen one but only because of a misleading youtube video title

    Junk in the Trunk

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    i once saw a picture comparing different animal dicks

    and how to draw them accurately


    it sure was informative
    how to be a yiff artist

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    apparently snakes and lizards have 2 dicks

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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    If you inform your profs that you'll be missing the first few classes it's usually fine.

    I assume Munkus doesn't attend a very large school where seats are coveted, because not showing up for the first class usually means that if the professor has to make room for an aspiring student, the absent is usually the first to go.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Raccoons have a dick with two prongs and a bone.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I once saw an elephant boner

    I then saw the boner go into an elephant vagina

    this was happening not on video, but about 50 meters away from me

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    snakes have nubs to hold the lady snakes

    but I'm a little hazy on the rest of the process

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    If you inform your profs that you'll be missing the first few classes it's usually fine.

    I assume Munkus doesn't attend a very large school where seats are coveted, because not showing up for the first class usually means that if the professor has to make room for an aspiring student, the absent is usually the first to go.

    I went to a fairly large school and I have no idea what you are talking about.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the phrase 'white hot guard hairs' suddenly comes rushing back into memory.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I once saw an elephant boner

    I then saw the boner go into an elephant vagina

    this was happening not on video, but about 50 meters away from me
    in all seriousness I thought the video was about a freak elephant with a fifth leg

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    I once saw an elephant boner

    I then saw the boner go into an elephant vagina

    this was happening not on video, but about 50 meters away from me

    Man I told you not to go to the PAX orgy

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    oh yeah lions have sharp dick prongs

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    at the very large school i attend, where seats are coveted, it's all handled by a database

    you could sign up for a class and never show up to any of them and you wouldn't have your seat given away unless you went online (or to the registrar i guess) and dropped the class

  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    oh yeah lions have sharp dick prongs
    how can people not know this

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    slow wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    oh yeah lions have sharp dick prongs
    how can people not know this

    uncultured swine

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    humans have very large penises compared to the other great apes

    i am contributing to this topic

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    What Tossrock said.

    I also had various classes that had attendence policies where you dropped a letter grade after missing 3 classes, buuuuut the first week didn't count towards that for the aforementioned drop/add date.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    snails poke each other with their sex prongs, or so isabella rossellini would have me believe

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    humans have very large penises compared to the other great apes

    i am contributing to this topic
    if this gets out my jungle book fanfic is ruined

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    humans have very large penises compared to the other great apes

    i am contributing to this topic

    don't humans have the 2nd largest penis in comparison to their bodies and relative species

    the largest belongs to the mink

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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the last time I watched casablanca I thought "lady, the best thing your daughter ever did was a two-minute video about spider rape"

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that's not true, she was also a guest star on 30 Rock

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Raneados wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    humans have very large penises compared to the other great apes

    i am contributing to this topic

    don't humans have the 2nd largest penis in comparison to their bodies and relative species

    the largest belongs to the mink

    well, some ducks have penises as long as their bodies so probably not

    they're shaped like corkscrews

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    humans have very large penises compared to the other great apes

    i am contributing to this topic

    don't humans have the 2nd largest penis in comparison to their bodies and relative species

    the largest belongs to the mink

    well, some ducks have penises as long as their bodies so probably not

    they're shaped like corkscrews

    It's not just about length it's also about girth buddy

    Oh God this is going to be the post I'm known for, arguing about duck dicks.

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    duck penises are orange, i know this because of se++

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Munkus Beaver: the dude loves duck cock

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2009
    This is what my nightmares are made out of, mallard cock enthusiasts

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mallard Fill-more

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    boooo

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