The Bitching About Bad Comics Thread

wirehead26

OK I'll add MA Spider-man as the only other Spidey book you need to read.

DarkWarrior

The only good thing about the Ultimate line is that Peter, briefly, was involved with someone other than Mary Jane.

Hensler

DarkWarrior wrote: »

The only good thing about the Ultimate line is that Peter, briefly, was involved with someone other than Mary Jane.

And Ultimate Cap.

Spoiler:

Robos A Go Go

Uh, he's dating Gwen now. If MJ and him get back together, it won't be for a while.

DarkWarrior

Robos A Go Go wrote: »

Uh, he's dating Gwen now. If MJ and him get back together, it won't be for a while.

Isn't Gwen a clone?
And didn't someone just post in MOTW MJ dry-humping Peter in the school hallway?

But eh, any comic where hes not being retarded AND banging someone other than MJ, even Aunt May, is an improvement.

Aunt May crawls out of bed, her arms crossed as she looks out the window. Suddenly she feels some strong arms surround her from behind.

What's wrong Aunt may?
I know.
Know what?
You're SPIDER-MAN!

TO BE CONTINUED

wirehead26

The only good thing about the Ultimate line? Here's a list of Ultimate books that range from good to fantastic:

All of Ultimate Spider-man, first half of Ultimate Fantastic Four, first half of Ultimate X-men, Ultimate Human, Ultimate Galactus Trilogy, Ultimates 1 and 2, Ultimate Marvel Team-up, and both Ultimate Elektra books.

Robos A Go Go

Dark Warrior, that quote is probably the worst thing to be posted in this thread.

DarkWarrior

Robos A Go Go wrote: »

Dark Warrior, that quote is probably the worst thing to be posted in this thread.

The worst part is its a direct quote, thats how bad this series has gotten.

wirehead26

Actually even if you just meant the Ultimate Spider-man line you're still dead wrong. No offense.

durandal4532

Hensler wrote: »

DarkWarrior wrote: »

The only good thing about the Ultimate line is that Peter, briefly, was involved with someone other than Mary Jane.

And Ultimate Cap.

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

TexiKen

Boobs.

DarkWarrior

I like where you're going with this.

Keith

DarkWarrior wrote: »

Ugh Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Spider-Man.

All that effort and a fucking z-lister villain knows his identity and with such ease...God damnt. I need to stick to my promise to not read that shit.

Spoiler:

Didn't Kaine kill him at the end?

Sharp101

Yeah, As soon as the reveal happened, I knew the character's fate.

DarkWarrior

Keith wrote: »

DarkWarrior wrote: »

Ugh Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Spider-Man.

All that effort and a fucking z-lister villain knows his identity and with such ease...God damnt. I need to stick to my promise to not read that shit.

Spoiler:

Didn't Kaine kill him at the end?

I was looking for a CRACK or something, I didnt notice any so maybe its unsure. If he did it makes it worse, so many comics wasted to tell a story about a Raptor Man and his shitty short-term memory.

Servo

100 pages of haterade?!

time to crack open a new bottle, chums