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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hmm...To revive an old thread, or to not revive an old thread...

  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    pasty.

    it is spelled pasty

  • CindersCinders Man, this is some Cinderella bullshit, man Estrogen, Depilation, ZoroastrianismRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Elldren wrote: »
    pasty.

    it is spelled pasty

    I could edit my post, but I'm lazy.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I enjoy candy.

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  • Armored GorillaArmored Gorilla Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Guys, guys!

    I only have 10 dollars! Do I get Evil Genius or Monkey Island Special Edition on steam?

    X-Com: UFO Defense
    Thats my next purchase. after one of those.

    I don't know about either of those games, but I'm going with Monkey Island based on our user names.

    "I'm a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It's a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years."
  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
  • Armored GorillaArmored Gorilla Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Holy hell did the healthcare thread just come off the rails.

    I like it that he admits to trolling. Makes it easier. Also it's amazing how he seems to be terrified of gays, but then says everyone else is acting like little girls.

    Oh no, the gay! Keep it away! *jumps up on chair*

    "I'm a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It's a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years."
  • JebusUDJebusUD Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Holy hell did the healthcare thread just come off the rails.

    I like it that he admits to trolling. Makes it easier. Also it's amazing how he seems to be terrified of gays, but then says everyone else is acting like little girls.

    Oh no, the gay! Keep it away! *jumps up on chair*

    You see Bruno? There is one part where
    Spoiler:

    You haven't given me a reason to steer clear of you!
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i always thought the idea of a person being a homophobe means that they should jump up on a chair and screech "EEEK A GAY!" every time one is around

    that would be hilarious

    especially since many homophobic dudes try to assert how manly they are

  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    most just call us fags and then secretly admire our clothing

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  • msmyamsmya Totally Fabulous Errday Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Did such a good intense work out today.
    Feelin' good.

    But going to bed feeling like a poop.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I don't think poop feels.

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  • GimGim Long Live Biscuits Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I enjoy candy.
    Spoiler:

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I swear to fucking god United if you miss this delivery I will murder you and your children and your children's children unto the seventh generation

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Armored GorillaArmored Gorilla Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Alright, I'm tired, but I don't think I can top KingLampshade for a sign-off, so I'll leave you with his final thoughts:
    1:00 AM here so I'll piss off you girls later.

    "I'm a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It's a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years."
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    has anyone checked to see if he's a tangledthorns alt

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • JebusUDJebusUD Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Alright, I'm tired, but I don't think I can top KingLampshade for a sign-off, so I'll leave you with his final thoughts:
    1:00 AM here so I'll piss off you girls later.

    Get it! Because girls are whiny! And less important than boys! Hilarious!

    You haven't given me a reason to steer clear of you!
  • JebusUDJebusUD Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    has anyone checked to see if he's a tangledthorns alt

    How would one check this? Plus, I just assumed he was Obs. Because didn't that guy get banned again?

    You haven't given me a reason to steer clear of you!
  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2009
    man he's going to be so disappointed when he finds out everyone in that thread is a boy!!

  • GimGim Long Live Biscuits Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I want to give the forum conservatives a chance. I want to listen and go "Hmm, they have a point there." But they just try their damnedest to not let me do that.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i'm a boy!

  • JebusUDJebusUD Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    I want to give the forum conservatives a chance. I want to listen and go "Hmm, they have a point there." But they just try their damnedest to not let me do that.

    That is because conservative just means libertarian combined with bigot. While I disagree with libertarian ideals I don't think they are without any merit.

    You haven't given me a reason to steer clear of you!
  • ElldrenElldren 3067-6294-6208Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i'm a boy!

    No way!

  • GimGim Long Live Biscuits Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    _J_ wrote: »

    If there was a chance my computer could run that, I would buy it.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i just drank some milk. milk, you better help me go to bed.

  • JebusUDJebusUD Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i'm a boy!

    No way!

    Prove it.

    I don't need to see his junk.

    Or do I?

    You haven't given me a reason to steer clear of you!
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i'm a boy!

    No way!

    Prove it.

    pm sent

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Guys, guys!

    I only have 10 dollars! Do I get Evil Genius or Monkey Island Special Edition on steam?

    Startopia. I don't care if steam doesn't have it. Find it and get it.

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    argued with my mom for 2.5 hours

    jesus christ

    I need to move out.

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i'm a boy!

    No way!

    Prove it.

    pm sent

    Oh man. You have an amazing cock.

    I think some of the homosexuals on the forum would enjoy waking up to your cock.

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    argued with my mom for 2.5 hours

    jesus christ

    I need to move out.

    That was basically any time both my mom and I were at home and awake between the ages of ~12 and 17 (when I moved out).

    I spent a lot of time in the woods / on the beach. And in the summer went just about full on nocturnal (go to bed round 7 AM).

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    so i was just awoken by my mother screaming bloody murder "the cars! [my name] the cars!"

    i came out the front door with a loaded pistol thinking someone was trying to steal a car, but a tow truck sped off

    see my neighborhood has this thing about parking in the street at night, you're supposed to park in your driveway and if you leave your car out over night they put this big flourescent green sticker on your window saying move your car into your driveway or it will get towed

    my mother is visiting and i dont think she realized that so she thought someone was trying to steal her car

    all in all though i was pretty robotic about the whole thing, i was groggy and having difficulty processing what was happening for the first split second but the sound of your mother screaming bloody murder tends to wake you up pretty fucking quick

    hell of a way to wake up i say

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  • _J__J_ Pedant Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    so i was just awoken by my mother screaming bloody murder "the cars! [my name] the cars!"

    i came out the front door with a loaded pistol thinking someone was trying to steal a car, but a tow truck sped off

    see my neighborhood has this thing about parking in the street at night, you're supposed to park in your driveway and if you leave your car out over night they put this big flourescent green sticker on your window saying move your car into your driveway or it will get towed

    my mother is visiting and i dont think she realized that so she thought someone was trying to steal her car

    all in all though i was pretty robotic about the whole thing, i was groggy and having difficulty processing what was happening for the first split second but the sound of your mother screaming bloody murder tends to wake you up pretty fucking quick

    hell of a way to wake up i say

    Mostly wondering about the "with a loaded pistol" part of that story.

  • GimGim Long Live Biscuits Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Note to self: Do not surprise Gooey, he packs a gun even when he's asleep.

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  • WashWash Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    argued with my mom for 2.5 hours

    jesus christ

    I need to move out.

    That was basically any time both my mom and I were at home and awake between the ages of ~12 and 17 (when I moved out).

    I spent a lot of time in the woods / on the beach. And in the summer went just about full on nocturnal (go to bed round 7 AM).

    My mom and I used to get along. Things got strained. I've grown colder towards her.

    Basically we just rehash the same argument over and over. If you were to tape our screaming matches, you could possibly pinpoint where the conversation loops. Tonight I got bored and told her to go to bed because things were pointless. She bitched for a little while longer, then I said it again and she trudged off.

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  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Ugh... So hot...

    Also, I now have 3 Brazilian kids in my elementary 4th grade class. Two can speak Japanese pretty well, and the other just transferred, and speaks no Japanese whatsoever. Or English, it seems. Nice kid, though.

    工事中
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    so i was just awoken by my mother screaming bloody murder "the cars! [my name] the cars!"

    i came out the front door with a loaded pistol thinking someone was trying to steal a car, but a tow truck sped off

    see my neighborhood has this thing about parking in the street at night, you're supposed to park in your driveway and if you leave your car out over night they put this big flourescent green sticker on your window saying move your car into your driveway or it will get towed

    my mother is visiting and i dont think she realized that so she thought someone was trying to steal her car

    all in all though i was pretty robotic about the whole thing, i was groggy and having difficulty processing what was happening for the first split second but the sound of your mother screaming bloody murder tends to wake you up pretty fucking quick

    hell of a way to wake up i say

    Mostly wondering about the "with a loaded pistol" part of that story.

    welcome to Texas

    actually, technically speaking i would probably be well protected under the texas castle doctrine had i fired a weapon but it didnt come to that obviously

    it was dark and i didn't present the firearm because as i came out the door it became really clear what was happening so i doubt the guy even saw it

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Gim wrote: »
    Note to self: Do not surprise Gooey, he packs a gun even when he's asleep.

    uzi under my pillow like it aint no thang

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