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[Mini Phalla] Phallabusters - Day 7: GAME OVER - GOOD AND POSITVE SLIME WIN
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Seriously, Lawninator. How did you not hear about this earlier? Also 'sup it's getting close to vote close how do you feel about that.
Is it bad that the host doesn't know what happened yet either?
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edit: well i guess it doesnt matter anymore...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e954tIHiCj0
Saint Patrick's Cathedral
11:00 AM
The apartment building was a dead end except for some odd pieces of art that Dana had kept around that emanated some faint P.K.E readings. The death of Louis had hit Ray hard, he blamed himself for forgetting the correlation factor but anyone could have made that mistake when shooting accelerated photons.
Peter: Look Ray, he wanted to die... so, in a way, you were doing him a favor.
Ray: He was so sad....
Winston: You were trying to save him, any one of us would have done the same thing.
Ray: Stupid, Stupid...
Egon: If it helps Ray, the Excess radiation he experienced in his brief time possessed by that terror dog meant he would only live another year or two anyway.
Winston: That doesn't really help Egon.
Peter: Hey, you mean I've been chasing after a dying woman all this time and you didn't tell me? I could've used that.
Winston: Classy.
Peter: Why thank you.
The Archbishop was an older gentleman who was good friends with the Mayor and also the ghostbusters. He occasionally advised them on issues of religion and spirituality... and consoled them in times of loss.
Archbishop: What can I do for you my sons?
Peter: We have come to advise those precious young women who have committed... unspeakable acts of obscenity. Are any around?
Winston: We came here father... because Ray accidently killed someone while trying to stop them from jumping.
Egon: He may have been under the influence of some telepathic suggestion.
Ray: He was just a sad man and I killed him....
Archbishop: Slow down, slow down. Why don't you start from the beginning.
Gozer: So it was you...
The air crackled as Gozer stepped from the portal and strode forward. Lightning arched between its fingers and an aura of purple energy trailed behind. Two Hellhounds followed close behind him.
Archbishop: This is a house of God! You are not welcome.
Gozer: Yes, this will be my house now.
Archbishop: I cannot allow that!
Gozer: ...
The Archbishop grasped his rosary and started chanting the Lord’s Prayer. Gozer tilted its head to the side and raised a single clawed hand. Seriously gasped and stopped chanting as his heart was ripped out of his chest and flew to one of the waiting hounds.
Ray: Father! You'll pay for that Gozer!
Winston: Didn't we defeat you already?
Egon: Unlikely, last time we faced a partial projection from a cross dimensional portal. This looks like a full physical presence... which is bad.
Peter: How bad?
Egon: Twinkie Bad.
Peter: I knew you were gonna say that. Alright sweetheart, maybe we can work something out here. You head back to your cross-diagonal door and we promise not to blast you again. Sound like a deal?
Gozer: No deal
Peter: C’mon honey, give us a break here. You don't want us to use these do you?
Gozer: Silence!
A purple arc of energy hit Peter square in the chest. The lights flickered and there was a bright flash that blinded everyone in the room. When the ghostbusters blinked away the spots, Neville had turned into a statue!
Ray: Nooo! Peter! …Take this Gozer!
A passing ghost wandered in being drawn to the portal. He saw that Ray had closed his eyes and was pointed at the wall. The ghost kindly turned Ray until his Beam contacted Zuul, one of the hellhounds. The Frightening beast roared as it was slammed against a statue of the Virgin Mary. Ray opened his eyes and cut off his beam to see what had happened. The beast growled and tensed his muscles to leap at Ray's throat but The statue cracked at the base and the beast was caught mid-leap by the mass of the holy Mother. Kime didn't move after that.
Gozer: You will pay for that, ghostbusters.
Gozer retreated into his portal with his remaining hound and light returned to the cathedral. The statue of peter was made out of some gray substance that emitted a faint orange glow.
Ray: Peter! Peter! Can you hear me Peter?
Egon: He seems to be in some sort of stasis coma. We'll have to bring him back to the firehouse so I can analyze the material.
Winston: What about the Archbishop?
Egon: We'll tell one of the sisters on the way out. Help me with peter.
Ray: We’ll fix you Peter, just hang in there. I won’t rest until you’re free.
Egon: C'mon Ray, let’s get Peter out of here.
Ray: Sure.
Mayor's Office
11:00 PM
With the mayor dead, Jack Hardemeyer was finally where he wanted to be. Soon the city would be brought under order and those pesky ghostbusters will be in jail. All he needed was a call from his friend Walter so that he could assume complete control of the city. Soon all would be put right. The phone rang.
Jack: Hello, Peck?
Jack: What?
Jack: He was what? How is that possible?
Jack: I want you to issue a warrant for the arrest of the ghostbusters immediately!
Jack: Yes, I am acting mayor in lieu of a special election.
Jack: They couldn't have held a special election without notifying me!
Jack: If you don't do as I say, I'll make sure that you never get a job in this city again.
The door to the Mayor’s office opened up and 15 swat officers entered pointing Rifles at Hardemeyer.
Jack: What is the meaning of this!?
Sir, you are under arrest for the murder of Mayor Leonard and Dana Barret.
Jack: I had nothing to do with that!
Sir, come with me now.
Jack: You'll be sorry about this, I'll have all of your jobs!
Jack: Do you hear me? You're through!
Hardemeyer was transferred to the New York City holding facility for violent criminals. He Yelled and screamed until the guards left, but no one cared. Out from the shadows stepped five men... all five had been arrested and convicted by Jack and his friend Walter. Jack swallowed hard and all five men began to smile.
Jack Hardemeyer was found in the morning on the floor of the cell. He had been used, then killed… and then used some more. There wasn't much left of Samurai6966 that was recognizable as a Human being.
...
The Dead
Seriously - Archbishop (Holy Man)
Neville - Dr. Peter Venkman (Lover)
Kime - Zuul (Morpher)
Samurai6966 - Jack Hardemeyer (Bureaucrat)
Day 4 Ends Thursday at 9:00 EST
also lol samurai.
YOU ALL WILL PERISH
OOOOoooooOOOOOO
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Good band.
I had it all. I had money, power, bitches.
Come join me in hell, psolms! Come join me!
<Flames rise up and take the warrior down. There is no heaven for a killer.>
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO
once more with feeling:
what
godspeed, samurai
i would normally say that this borders on game info, but since you've been gunning for me since i called you out (and was right, btw), i guess its understandable...
SWTOR: Allanna (Shadowlands) / TSW: Sara-Luna
It's a trap!
Nimble little minx, isn't she?
oooOOOooOOoOoOoOOO
They're all talking amongst themselves!
They're talking about ME!
Yes, they must!
Can you blame them?
No, no, they obviously cannot resist.
There is the matter of the vote.
Yes, yes. There is precious little to go on.
But there IS something. The second place bandwagon on the first day.
That Samurai fella.
Surely there was an evil in that bunch. I can FEEL it.
And then on the second day... that evil thing was second in the votings.
Of COURSE!
Arivia
Jaenther
Psolms
Zandracon
Rainfall
Trust (#271)
Jaenther (#356)
Psolms (#358)
Shalmelo (#362)
Geebs (#364)
Wildcat (#365)
Arivia (#370)
Lawinator (#377)
Arivia, have at thee.
bustin makes me feel good... :winky:
And ultimately, they're next.
Anyway, my vote will probably change later today.
also, as for why it failed, kime, who we now know is evil, was in on the ground floor of my network. i am positive that every evil person knows the identities and powers of every person in my network. he knew the plan and easily had it stopped. there is no reason for him to have stopped it if powerpuppies is not evil.
i also know that someone here talked to him, and if that is you, PM me please and we can work on some trust issues. i have a person in mind, and if i dont hear from you by the time you post, i will assume you were evil with kime and announce it to the thread.
the thanatos bandwagon becomes important when it ends up saving kime
silly alliance != network
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Could you define 'starting the ... Bandwagon' for me? I was the first to vote for Than (oops), yet you attribute it to Jaenther. What is the difference between first to vote, and starting a bandwagon?
if he's evil, not so silly after all.
if he's good, ill reveal the source of the information.
I thought we had put this ridiculous seer business to rest. You had one mafia in your leaky-shit network. I propose that you actually had two, and one of them pretended to be a seer. Then, as I die non-mafia tonight, you'll die to a mafia kill, and WHOOPS! You got played twice in one game of phalla. Hardcore, I say.
SWTOR: Allanna (Shadowlands) / TSW: Sara-Luna
Guess there's only one way to find out.
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