Gentlemen don't ski. Gentlemen go to ski resorts, sure. They might even own skis and ski equipment. But actually go down the slope? The after-ski bar is the only place a true gentlemen should be found, enjoying a fine spritzer and smoking a cigar.
Edit: Also, to reply to the first reply. Yet this is from a thing.
Gentlemen don't ski. Gentlemen go to ski resorts, sure. They might even own skis and ski equipment. But actually go down the slope? The after-ski bar is the only place a true gentlemen should be found, enjoying a fine spritzer and smoking a cigar.
Edit: Also, to reply to the first reply. Yet this is from a thing.
Is this thing a chain bulletin post from a myspace network for the upper one percent?
eat soup at a luncheon
own a BMW
go skiing
say "Cheers!"
hold a knife in the same way you would hold a pen to write
wear any jewelry (an ancient sapphire signet ring from the middle ages is just permitted)
refer to games - e.g. soccer, football, tennis - as 'sport' or 'sports' when they are clearly not at all.
have more than one button on his coat cuff. The one button allowed must also function as a button
call a boating coat a 'blazer'.
wear shorts (except when playing games)
live within his means
gain a reputation for working hard and being reliable
these are the wrong ones
except for the blazer one, I put that on there because I'm not sure what a boating coat is
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Perhaps he is more concerned with being a gentleman, than a doctor.
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that car is all hood.
You go to hell and choke on demon cock
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Good.
I don't want to be a stinking elf.
Edit: Also, to reply to the first reply. Yet this is from a thing.
Nothing's bad about it
It's just not gentlemanly
Not everyone's cut out to be a gentleman, you see (me included). There's no shame in it. You just don't get invited to any of the better parties.
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walks over to you as if to say something of great magnitude
then he fart in your face
I mean, etiquette is on its way out with all the other sissy French words like legerdemain and coup d'etat.
Is this thing a chain bulletin post from a myspace network for the upper one percent?
*crickets*
and ya'll fools being bitches
try fascistbook instead
terrible things
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I do this exclusively to my sister
and she still loves me better than her other brother who does not fart on her
The fact that it exists is one.
these are the wrong ones
except for the blazer one, I put that on there because I'm not sure what a boating coat is
it's a boat
They're comfy and easy to wear!
It's fun.
You just answered your own question.
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this is close to the worst thread I've seen in many days
scarab, you have no right to think you are better than the chuck norris meme
I hope you don't
who cares
it's all derivative bullshit
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I didn't write this list. It's a copy pasta from a fairly well known book.