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Twenty-one things a true gentleman should NEVER do.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Tanolen wrote: »
    What's wrong with bmws

    nazis

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    MindLib wrote: »
    awwww inspiring
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    what the fuck

    we got us a kraut in here

    a double posting kraut

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    also this list is shit and wrong and gin is a horrid drink

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Gin does suck and someone tell Col. Klink the kraut to stop double posting.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    know what's not awful like gin?

    15 year+ scotch

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    A nice potato vodka is a pleasant drink. One that I have been enjoying this evening.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    fucking vodka

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    i like malt liquor.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you know what is a delicious scotch?

    Laphroaig

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the cheat wrote: »
    i like malt liquor.

    you're not annie at all

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    kiss my black ass.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    dangit who is talking smack on gin

    what bitch ain't drinking gin up in here

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  • unpurposedunpurposed Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i was on a google hunt yesterday and typed in crystal skull.

    hmm crystal head vodka. whats this?

    cue dan akroyd and some mystical bullshit.

    oh dan

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus What a bright time, it's the Prime time... Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    unpurposed wrote: »
    i was on a google hunt yesterday and typed in crystal skull.

    hmm crystal head vodka. whats this?

    cue dan akroyd and some mystical bullshit.

    oh dan

    I wanna try it so baaaad

    I remember it was first brought up here on SE in a new comic thread a while ago.

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  • unpurposedunpurposed Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    unpurposed wrote: »
    i was on a google hunt yesterday and typed in crystal skull.

    hmm crystal head vodka. whats this?

    cue dan akroyd and some mystical bullshit.

    oh dan

    I wanna try it so baaaad

    I remember it was first brought up here on SE in a new comic thread a while ago.

    Yeah, me too. If only for the cool bottle.

    But 83 bucks a pop.

    Hmm...

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man pip sure loves telling people that their tastebuds are broken

    #pipe on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    This is an absolutely retarded list.

    Scarab you are a grade A moron.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    what the gay is going on in here

    munkus i want answers

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I do agree with not holding a knife like a pen, though

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus What a bright time, it's the Prime time... Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    unpurposed wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    unpurposed wrote: »
    i was on a google hunt yesterday and typed in crystal skull.

    hmm crystal head vodka. whats this?

    cue dan akroyd and some mystical bullshit.

    oh dan

    I wanna try it so baaaad

    I remember it was first brought up here on SE in a new comic thread a while ago.

    Yeah, me too. If only for the cool bottle.

    But 83 bucks a pop.

    Hmm...

    Seriously? Local store here's got it for $50.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    what the gay is going on in here

    munkus i want answers

    Moron posts uninformed opinions, won't ever be able to afford a BMW, Godzilla fought King Kong to a standstill in Godzilla vs. King Kong.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    People who denounce gin while embracing vodka perplex me.

    Gin is just vodka infused with herbs, spices and juniper berries. They're often distilled from the exact same type of grain.

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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Handsome Boy Modeling School taught me so much more about being a gentleman than this thread could ever hope to.

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited July 2009
    I don't really like vodka.
    I do love me some gin though. nom nom

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    ascot would it surprise you terribly to know that I entirely agree

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited July 2009
    hold the fucking phone

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    everyone out of the pool

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i will slice a whole lemon in half and just put it in a glass of gin

    peel and all

    a buddy of mine does this and i tried it and i like it

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited July 2009
    ew lemon in gin
    it's like what poor places do

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Handsome Boy Modeling School taught me so much more about being a gentleman than this thread could ever hope to.

    if it weren't for Handsome Boy Modelling School

    I would still have my sixty dollars

    #pipe on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You know what I hate

    When someone orders a daquiri, so I make them a daquiri

    then I give it to them, and they look at me like I have seven fucking heads.

    I then learn that they didn't actually want a daquiri; that is a drink with light rum, lime juice, and simple syrup served straight up. Instead they wanted a frozen strawberry daquiri, which is absolutely nothing like the former.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    You know what I hate

    When someone orders a daquiri, so I make them a daquiri

    then I give it to them, and they look at me like I have seven fucking heads.

    I then learn that they didn't actually want a daquiri; that is a drink with light rum, lime juice, and simple syrup served straight up. Instead they wanted a frozen strawberry daquiri, which is absolutely nothing like the former.

    well I mean it's the same in that it is based on white rum and has lime and simple syrup. it's just blended with ice and fruit.

    A frozen strawberry daiquiri is closer to a traditional daiquiri than an appletini to a traditional martini

    seeing as you know
    a martini is Gin and Vermouth
    and an appletini is vodka and apple liquor

    #pipe on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    You know what I hate

    When someone orders a daquiri, so I make them a daquiri

    then I give it to them, and they look at me like I have seven fucking heads.

    I then learn that they didn't actually want a daquiri; that is a drink with light rum, lime juice, and simple syrup served straight up. Instead they wanted a frozen strawberry daquiri, which is absolutely nothing like the former.

    well I mean it's the same in that it is based on white rum and has lime and simple syrup. it's just blended with ice and fruit.

    A frozen strawberry daiquiri is closer to a traditional daiquiri than an appletini to a traditional martini

    seeing as you know
    a martini is Gin and Vermouth
    and an appletini is vodka and apple liquor

    Yes but I've yet to meet someone who asks for a martini and expected an appletini to be served.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have however ran into many who find it absolutely preposterous that I make a default martini with gin instead of vodka

    'blegh, what kind of martini is this?' they will ask

    'the right kind' I hastily respond.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i will slice a whole lemon in half and just put it in a glass of gin

    peel and all

    a buddy of mine does this and i tried it and i like it

    this is probably the worst pony story ever




    also the worst drink ever is probably those awful premixed bourbon and colas. Fuck they're disgusting.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    People who denounce gin while embracing vodka perplex me.

    Gin is just vodka infused with herbs, spices and juniper berries. They're often distilled from the exact same type of grain.

    Gin has a certain taste, vodka is not supposed to have any taste. You'd have to be retarded not to be able to taste the difference.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    I have however ran into many who find it absolutely preposterous that I make a default martini with gin instead of vodka

    'blegh, what kind of martini is this?' they will ask

    'the right kind' I hastily respond.

    Nice

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Handsome Boy Modeling School taught me so much more about being a gentleman than this thread could ever hope to.

    if it weren't for Handsome Boy Modelling School

    I would still have my sixty dollars

    The best modelling school in all of the Baltic countries.

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