Rane gets neutered: who wants to come

tugga

im getting my teeth ready for your blowjob

Zephos

Koshian wrote: »

I constantly chew on things when I'm not smoking

one of the caveats of an oral fixation.

natek

I smoked because I was bored when driving
I smoked only when I drove
I have a new car now and will probably stop smoking because of the tiny ash tray and eventual stink
OH NOES IT IS AN ADDICTION?!

Wren

maybe you should get a radio or something instead

Loomdun

natek, you need counseling

Goatmon

Koshian wrote: »

cooljammer00 wrote: »

Aren't cloves just as bad/worse than regular cigarettes?

Come on people. You're all smart. Why smoke?

this kind of thing is pretty futile

I'm sure everyone here has been indoctrinated since birth with the dangers of indulging in tobacco products

your typical smoker likely just doesn't care

That definitely makes it not really stupid.

natek

Loomdun wrote: »

natek, you need counseling

you are right
tomorrow I will smoke a whole pack, just for you
not sure I can do it but I will try so hard
for you
:cry:

Ruckus

The first thing I do when I check out a used car is open the ashtray. If it looks like it's ever been used (for ashes), my offer for the vehicle drops by about $1000.

Loomdun

natek wrote: »

Loomdun wrote: »

natek, you need counseling

you are right
tomorrow I will smoke a whole pack, just for you
not sure I can do it but I will try so hard
for you
:cry:

go go go go go

Dog

rane is this your "fool-proof" plan on how to get citizenship?

bent

I make my own cigarettes because regular ones are weird

Dislexic

bent wrote: »

I make my own cigarettes because regular ones are weird

yeah, I started doing that again instead of buying because holy balls 60% off for an hour-a-pack workload? I'll take it!

@natek: I almost never smoke while I drive. If I do, it's going to be in a place where there's a relatively slow speed limit, lots of traffic going slow or no traffic at all. Distractions while driving = not a good idea at all.

bent

I'm talking about loose leaf tobacco and rolling papers as opposed to those little machines with empty tubes

Dislexic

bent wrote: »

I'm talking about loose leaf tobacco and rolling papers as opposed to those little machines with empty tubes

yeah well have fun getting shit everywhere and your thumbs seizing up. Meanwhile I'll be doing it five times as fast

natek

Dislexic wrote: »

bent wrote: »

I make my own cigarettes because regular ones are weird

yeah, I started doing that again instead of buying because holy balls 60% off for an hour-a-pack workload? I'll take it!

@natek: I almost never smoke while I drive. If I do, it's going to be in a place where there's a relatively slow speed limit, lots of traffic going slow or no traffic at all. Distractions while driving = not a good idea at all.

I'm talking about small city driving. speed limits under 55 mph, two lane highways, and cars never grouped together. big cities I would be afraid to smoke while driving. I hate driving on them big highways

DarkPrimus

God damn it I hate[ it when people smoke in their cars and then flick their still-burning butt out of the window.

Especially at night.

Because I've seen a few engine fires before and damn it those sparking ashes look almost just like the start of one.

Basically what I am saying is if you ever flick your cigarette butt out of your window when I am driving in front of you and then we happen to stop at the same rest stop I am going to flick the rest of your cigarettes down your esophagus.

Mr. Henry Bemis

wait you're angry because you mistake a cigarette butt for an engine fire what

Quoth

i hate that because it's littering and fuck litterbugs

Grath

Nads wrote: »

This girl on OkCupid is telling me that her friend would be really into me. I'm biting a hole in my lip to keep from asking if an average-sized rowboat could support her friend without capsizing.

Red Machine D apparently tried to meet my current gf through okcupid like a year ago.

She shot his ass down. I saw his name on her aim list and was like "WTF GOD NO!" and she was like "I dunno he's some creepy dude that tried to meet me through a dating site, i ignored him"

then i opened her eyes to the horribleness that is red machine d

Dislexic

DarkPrimus wrote: »

God damn it I hate[ it when people smoke in their cars and then flick their still-burning butt out of the window.

Especially at night.

Because I've seen a few engine fires before and damn it those sparking ashes look almost just like the start of one.

Basically what I am saying is if you ever flick your cigarette butt out of your window when I am driving in front of you and then we happen to stop at the same rest stop I am going to flick the rest of your cigarettes down your esophagus.

Wow if you really believe that those can cause engine fires you need to seriously take a class on cars.

The amount of heat generated by an engine compared to a cigarette is like the sun compared to a burning pile of garbage in your back yard

Dislexic

Grath wrote: »

Nads wrote: »

This girl on OkCupid is telling me that her friend would be really into me. I'm biting a hole in my lip to keep from asking if an average-sized rowboat could support her friend without capsizing.

Red Machine D apparently tried to meet my current gf through okcupid like a year ago.

She shot his ass down. I saw his name on her aim list and was like "WTF GOD NO!" and she was like "I dunno he's some creepy dude that tried to meet me through a dating site, i ignored him"

then i opened her eyes to the horribleness that is red machine d

Well done.

Grath

i need somebody to find the whole group 3 or whatever it was that he posted

i wanna show her that.

Dog

i dont even know what red machien d is

Mr. Henry Bemis

robothero wrote: »

i dont even know what red machien d is

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQs83V-uAsE

Grath

i cant see youtube from work please tell me thats the DDR video.

thorgot

it is

Mr. Henry Bemis

tis

i love how mori is just standing there awkwardly

Dog

Mr. Henry Bemis wrote: »

robothero wrote: »

i dont even know what red machien d is

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQs83V-uAsE

thats not a real person i dont believe it

Zombiemambo

surprisingly agile on the DDR dance floor

Grath

I was watching from behind the camera when that happend. he does NOT move that fast in person. its a trick of the camera or something.

ascot

so
is rane really getting married
I'm terribly confused

Mr. Henry Bemis

yes he is

Wren

believe everything on the internet

ascot

Well I never know what to believe.

This is the kind of stuff you retards actually do, so how am I to know

natek

I just nudged my coffee maker while going for a cup
stupid pot fell out and smashed all over

Loomdun

ascot wrote: »

so
is rane really getting married
I'm terribly confused

NOPE!

ascot

natek wrote: »

I just nudged my coffee maker while going for a cup
stupid pot fell out and smashed all over

Did the coffee happen to fly up and scald your face?

natek

ascot wrote: »

natek wrote: »

I just nudged my coffee maker while going for a cup
stupid pot fell out and smashed all over

Did the coffee happen to fly up and scald your face?

some got on my toes

Zephos

The red machine D video makes me laugh every time.

unintentional

natek is this a lying thread lie or did you actually spill coffee?