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Blood Car

Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Singularity Engine++
Blood Car

Two weeks in the future, gas prices have skyrocketed and no one drives.

One quiet young vegan boy tries to build an engine that runs on wheatgrass and fails - until he cuts himself, some blood falls into the engine, and it begins to run.

Now he has to compromise his vegan morals with the BLOOD HARVEST.

Guys, this movie is great, but here's the thing. I saw half of it a few months ago and haven't seen the rest, and now I have no idea where to find it. If any of you can find it for me I would be enormously grateful, because I absolutely need to see the rest.

Besides helping me out, this is a thread about blood cars.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User
    edited July 2009
    APPROVED

    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Novopain and I are gonna write a movie called "Blood Sausage"

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That sounds funny but I will never watch it

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    BLOOOOOOOD

    CAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH

    GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnn

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    if this was real, I got three words for you:

    Menstruation

    Reclamation

    Centre

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    wat

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2009
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I laughed. Vegan blood car

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    apparently they got downloads on their website for eight dollars

    portable resolution for $3, DVD + downloads + special features for 15

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Totally queued on Netflix dogg

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    good

    we need everyone to see this and then we need to get everyone talking about it forever

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm going to ask the question that we were all thinking?

    Do we get to see that chicks boobs?

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The meat chick or the vegetarian chick?

    There's a vegetarian chick that is always hitting on the main character but he's not interested

    but man does the meat chick transfix him like none other

    In a scene I saw she is so impressed by him having a blood car that she goes down on him in it

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    posting from the future, where i have seen blood car hundreds of times

    have attained true enlightenment re: futility of all other worldly pursuits

    we were made to watch blood car doggies

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    tomorrowposting

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That poster is spectacular

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I have to see this movie. I will either love it or hate it, but god damn it, do i have to see this movie.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It's weird because it actually has like this style to it

    it has a cinematographic direction

    it's such a strange and amazing movie

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  • FishmanFishman I find your inability to differentiate between 'corruption' and 'feminism' disturbing Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh hey, it's that girl from My Girl.

    I'm not sure I'm ready to see her sweater puppies.

    Or I am, I'm not sure.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It's weird because it actually has like this style to it

    it has a cinematographic direction

    it's such a strange and amazing movie

    Did you know you are drawing parallels with Evil Dead now?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I will watch this and then make the sequel:

    BLOODBOAT: THE BOAT THAT BLED

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  • StraightziStraightzi You didn't see that coming? Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh my

    This looks very interesting

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The meat chick or the vegetarian chick?

    There's a vegetarian chick that is always hitting on the main character but he's not interested

    but man does the meat chick transfix him like none other

    In a scene I saw she is so impressed by him having a blood car that she goes down on him in it
    answer the fucking question

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    So wait, a few drops of blood falls into the engine and it works, and he goes right to murderous rampage to fuel his vehicle?

    Did he even try to find out what component in the blood worked? What about other blood sources, like pig or cow? Maybe only his blood works and once he's dead the source of fuel is gone?

    This guy was a lousy scientist. I think he just wanted an excuse to kill people.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | XBox Live: Jon Butters
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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    that's not how cars work

    this is ridiculous

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS
    edited July 2009
    Repressed Vegan Rage

    band last.fm
    Spoiler:
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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous three times snugglier New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I KNOW WHO YOU AAAAAAAARE!


    edit: goddammit butters.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I KNOW WHO YOU AAAAAAAARE!


    edit: goddammit butters.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rkRomIFT1o&feature=related

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    BLOOD BLOOD!

    Jim Smith needed blood to compensate for his bleeding. He tried to make a substitute out of corn syrup and vegetable dye, but it just wasn't capable of transporting oxygen around his circulatory system. Just when he was about to give up hope, he remembered other humans had blood inside their bodies.

    He decided to go get some. Instead of seeking professional medical help, he grabbed a hatchet and started hitting people until their blood came out.

    GO SEE BLOOD BLOOD!

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited July 2009
    I won't see this movie because they used the word retarded in the movie poster as a form of advertisement.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I just watched this movie. Meat chick tits are go.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I don't think I've ever seen those words in that order before

    nice

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    I won't see this movie because they used the word retarded in the movie poster as a form of advertisement.

    So if they used 'Aggressively Stupid' instead, you'd watch it? Stop being so aggressively stupid, retard.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I aim to please spono.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    I would watch this movie based on the title alone.

    That poster is simply sweet sweet icing on the cake.

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    So wait, a few drops of blood falls into the engine and it works, and he goes right to murderous rampage to fuel his vehicle?

    Did he even try to find out what component in the blood worked? What about other blood sources, like pig or cow? Maybe only his blood works and once he's dead the source of fuel is gone?

    This guy was a lousy scientist. I think he just wanted an excuse to kill people.

    He doesn't go right to it, things spiral b/c he wants to get laid and people are after his car. like you've never pulped someone so you could impress a girl with your blood car.

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    BLOOD BLOOD!

    Jim Smith needed blood to compensate for his bleeding. He tried to make a substitute out of corn syrup and vegetable dye, but it just wasn't capable of transporting oxygen around his circulatory system. Just when he was about to give up hope, he remembered other humans had blood inside their bodies.

    He decided to go get some. Instead of seeking professional medical help, he grabbed a hatchet and started hitting people until their blood came out.

    GO SEE BLOOD BLOOD!

    i would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Seriously, this movie is pretty awesome. Did not expect the ending either, probably should have, but did not.

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