Blood Car

Charles Kinbote

Blood Car

Two weeks in the future, gas prices have skyrocketed and no one drives.

One quiet young vegan boy tries to build an engine that runs on wheatgrass and fails - until he cuts himself, some blood falls into the engine, and it begins to run.

Now he has to compromise his vegan morals with the BLOOD HARVEST.

Guys, this movie is great, but here's the thing. I saw half of it a few months ago and haven't seen the rest, and now I have no idea where to find it. If any of you can find it for me I would be enormously grateful, because I absolutely need to see the rest.

Besides helping me out, this is a thread about blood cars.

Bearstranaut

APPROVED

Poorochondriac

Novopain and I are gonna write a movie called "Blood Sausage"

FirmSkater

That sounds funny but I will never watch it

slow

BLOOOOOOOD

CAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

Anjin-San

DEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnn

#pipe

if this was real, I got three words for you:

Menstruation

Reclamation

Centre

Charles Kinbote

wat

Koshian

this looks pretty good

Swill

I laughed. Vegan blood car

Charles Kinbote

apparently they got downloads on their website for eight dollars

portable resolution for $3, DVD + downloads + special features for 15

scarlet st.

Totally queued on Netflix dogg

Charles Kinbote

good

we need everyone to see this and then we need to get everyone talking about it forever

Blake T

I'm going to ask the question that we were all thinking?

Do we get to see that chicks boobs?

Charles Kinbote

The meat chick or the vegetarian chick?

There's a vegetarian chick that is always hitting on the main character but he's not interested

but man does the meat chick transfix him like none other

In a scene I saw she is so impressed by him having a blood car that she goes down on him in it

slow

posting from the future, where i have seen blood car hundreds of times

have attained true enlightenment re: futility of all other worldly pursuits

we were made to watch blood car doggies

slow

tomorrowposting

Poorochondriac

That poster is spectacular

Melding

I have to see this movie. I will either love it or hate it, but god damn it, do i have to see this movie.

Charles Kinbote

It's weird because it actually has like this style to it

it has a cinematographic direction

it's such a strange and amazing movie

Fishman

Oh hey, it's that girl from My Girl.

I'm not sure I'm ready to see her sweater puppies.

Or I am, I'm not sure.

DarkPrimus

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

It's weird because it actually has like this style to it

it has a cinematographic direction

it's such a strange and amazing movie

Did you know you are drawing parallels with Evil Dead now?

Skull Man

I will watch this and then make the sequel:

BLOODBOAT: THE BOAT THAT BLED

Straightzi

Oh my

This looks very interesting

Mysst

Shankill Butcher wrote: »

The meat chick or the vegetarian chick?

There's a vegetarian chick that is always hitting on the main character but he's not interested

but man does the meat chick transfix him like none other

In a scene I saw she is so impressed by him having a blood car that she goes down on him in it

answer the fucking question

Hunter

So wait, a few drops of blood falls into the engine and it works, and he goes right to murderous rampage to fuel his vehicle?

Did he even try to find out what component in the blood worked? What about other blood sources, like pig or cow? Maybe only his blood works and once he's dead the source of fuel is gone?

This guy was a lousy scientist. I think he just wanted an excuse to kill people.

Butters

BLOOD OCEAN

Burden of Proof

that's not how cars work

this is ridiculous

Fabricate

Repressed Vegan Rage

Der Waffle Mous

I KNOW WHO YOU AAAAAAAARE!


edit: goddammit butters.

Butters

Der Waffle Mous wrote: »

I KNOW WHO YOU AAAAAAAARE!


edit: goddammit butters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rkRomIFT1o&feature=related

Hunter

BLOOD BLOOD!

Jim Smith needed blood to compensate for his bleeding. He tried to make a substitute out of corn syrup and vegetable dye, but it just wasn't capable of transporting oxygen around his circulatory system. Just when he was about to give up hope, he remembered other humans had blood inside their bodies.

He decided to go get some. Instead of seeking professional medical help, he grabbed a hatchet and started hitting people until their blood came out.

GO SEE BLOOD BLOOD!

Dog

I won't see this movie because they used the word retarded in the movie poster as a form of advertisement.

Melding

I just watched this movie. Meat chick tits are go.

spono

I don't think I've ever seen those words in that order before

nice

Slagmire

robothero wrote: »

I won't see this movie because they used the word retarded in the movie poster as a form of advertisement.

So if they used 'Aggressively Stupid' instead, you'd watch it? Stop being so aggressively stupid, retard.

Melding

I aim to please spono.

Rankenphile

I would watch this movie based on the title alone.

That poster is simply sweet sweet icing on the cake.

Dr. Frenchenstein

Hunter wrote: »

So wait, a few drops of blood falls into the engine and it works, and he goes right to murderous rampage to fuel his vehicle?

Did he even try to find out what component in the blood worked? What about other blood sources, like pig or cow? Maybe only his blood works and once he's dead the source of fuel is gone?

This guy was a lousy scientist. I think he just wanted an excuse to kill people.

He doesn't go right to it, things spiral b/c he wants to get laid and people are after his car. like you've never pulped someone so you could impress a girl with your blood car.

Dr. Frenchenstein

Hunter wrote: »

BLOOD BLOOD!

Jim Smith needed blood to compensate for his bleeding. He tried to make a substitute out of corn syrup and vegetable dye, but it just wasn't capable of transporting oxygen around his circulatory system. Just when he was about to give up hope, he remembered other humans had blood inside their bodies.

He decided to go get some. Instead of seeking professional medical help, he grabbed a hatchet and started hitting people until their blood came out.

GO SEE BLOOD BLOOD!

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Melding

Seriously, this movie is pretty awesome. Did not expect the ending either, probably should have, but did not.