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Blood Car

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
  • EskimoDaveEskimoDave Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    GRMike wrote: »
    EskimoDave wrote: »
    I read an article today about vegans who eat road kill. They say fox is delicious.

    I tried to claim a deer once, but my roommates didn't want me to skin a deer in the carport. Landlords probably felt the same.

    You don't want to eat meat that has been killed in that fashion. Ruptured internal organs could mean the meat is contaminated.

    I was just coming in here to say this. Animals killed by extreme blunt trauma usually have really nasty meat plus the chance of contamination.

    People actually hunt like this in the North of North America. $100 car is better than being charged with poaching.

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I like to think that this movie has more to offer than bloody tits

    like HILARITY

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    you know, there are so many layers of irony on a vegan murdering guys to fuel a car

    I appreciate that

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    hahaha

    I'm still interested but that was a terrible trailer

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    terribly awesome

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    No, it was actually just bad.

  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I want to see RetarDEAD, from the makers of Monsturd (which was hilarious)

  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it was a bad trailer

    it didn't actually explain the plot or anything

    it was just "what if mad max was about a teenager and maybe you see some broad's tits [actually here they are now])

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am going to watch this movie so many times

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    it was a bad trailer

    it didn't actually explain the plot or anything

    it was just "what if mad max was about a teenager and maybe you see some broad's tits [actually here they are now])

    god I had to work pretty hard to make this not sound awesome and I don't think I quite did it

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    "Gas costs a lot in the near future, guy makes a blood car, hey, some chips. I'm funny"

  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Threw this up on my Netflix queue. Excited to see it.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    in case no one in this thread has seen blood car because I ain't reading -- it's not nearly as good as it should be

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    really it is not even that funny or anything

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Quit being wrong you bastard. It could stand to be improved a bit here and there, but it's a pretty great movie.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    dangit

    these kind of movies are things I like

    blood car is a movie I would be jazzed as hell about

    and I wasn't happy

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The last scene though, How could you not love the last scene with the president?

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it had its moments

    that was one of them

    it was disappointing overall though

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think you had your standards too high man, I was expecting something around Napoleon Dynamite and got completely blown away, so maybe mine where just too low.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    what

    i was expecting something so awful that I would laugh through it

    I didn't even get that

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man, you got some blood, you got some car, and they threw in some decent tits, what more do you want in a movie? Rock and roll montage?

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    man a movie ain't shit without a montage

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I will give you the movie could have used a montage. Though the scenes where he was collecting things for fuel was excellent.

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it was okay

    again

    it just wasn't good enough to be liked and bad enough to be laughed at

    it just was

  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Y'know, I actually feel a little dirty saying this but, I agree with TLB on this one.

    Pretty much the only scenes that got a laugh out of me involved the mustachioed government agent from the introductory bit.

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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I am still going to have to see this regardless of how bad it may be. That poster is just the best.

    The trailer though, was just poorly edited.

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You guys said Meat Girl showed her tits. This is a lie and I am very upset at you for lying to me.

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  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Oh no

    You didn't see breasts in a non-pornographic film

    What ever will you do?

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Oh no

    You didn't see breasts in a non-pornographic film

    What ever will you do?



    I don't like being lied to my friend. Simple is that! Lying on the internet... who would think such a thing possible. Lying about breasts? This should be a felony. As a matter of fact, I think it is!

    I've heard taking people too seriously is also punishable by 5-10. So I'm gonna go ahead and call the coppers. Prepare to become good friends with your cellmate!

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  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I could use a blood car right about now. I don't know why but this movie makes me wonder why there is no skate or die themed l4d map. Is this movie at least on a level with jesus christ vampire hunter?

  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited July 2009
    want to see this

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  • Airking850Airking850 Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It had a handful of great laughs, but it also had a terrible dry spell toward the end.
    Spoiler:

    I'm on the fence about whether I'll watch it again with friends.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Zoel wrote: »
    I could use a blood car right about now. I don't know why but this movie makes me wonder why there is no skate or die themed l4d map. Is this movie at least on a level with jesus christ vampire hunter?
    I fuckin' own that movie

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    this movie ain't shit compared to jesus christ vampire hunter

    which I not only own but saw a screening of when it first was released

    love that movie

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I hear an awful lot of awfully good things about jesus christ vampire hunter

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    this movie ain't shit compared to jesus christ vampire hunter

    which I not only own but saw a screening of when it first was released

    love that movie

    wait, what now?

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    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    shank

    if there is one movie I talk about all the time you have to see

    and afterwards you never have to listen to me again

    it is jesus christ vampire hunter

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    What? I remember seeing Meatgirl's tits. I know we didn't see the vegan girl's, but i remember seeing at least 3 sets of breasts.

  • DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Melding wrote: »
    What? I remember seeing Meatgirl's tits. I know we didn't see the vegan girl's, but i remember seeing at least 3 sets of breasts.

    There are a few sets... but none of them belong to Meatgirl.

    You must have dreamed that part.

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