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The Comic for July the 29th, 2009

SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
edited July 2009 in Singularity Engine++
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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I could use a shirt.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Good for you, Srsly

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I need a shirt.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    seriously doesn't fuck around

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I enjoy the fact that is wasn't an outright no from her.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    A bathtub full of ice sounds like a great way to beat the heat.

    He was selling it wrong.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus What a bright time, it's the Prime time... Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man, one ice cube to the back of the neck is enough to wake a man from deep slumber to full alertness in an instant.

    I don't wanna know what a bathtub full touching all your sensitive bits is gonna end up doing sensory-wise.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I can tell you already there's gonna be a lot of people who don't get this comic

    But I do, and it's pretty funny

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Thank you all

    This is your moment.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    right now jumping naked into a bath full of ice sounds like a fine idea.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo A lemon squeezed in the salty fist of Poseidon Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I can tell you already there's gonna be a lot of people who don't get this comic

    But I do, and it's pretty funny

    Right here. I don't see how ice links to greed. Somebody enlighten me.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Greedy people are frequently ice cold.

    Also, the imagry is evocative of getting your kidney stolen.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I was thinking more like it was the preamble to corpse sex, which is basically about as greedy and selfish as hetero sex can get.

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  • Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I saw this in a CSI episode.

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    "In this discussion of copyright it's actually appropriate to call it theft:
    This music is being (preemptively) removed from the public domain; it's being stolen from the people."
  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    I was thinking more like it was the preamble to corpse sex, which is basically about as greedy and selfish as hetero sex can get.

    No it isn't. Refusing to have sex with your partner because you are eating a big chocolate cake all by yourself is basically about as greedy and selfish as hetero sex can get. And homo sex too, for that matter. Only then it might be a strawberry gateaux or something, I'm not entirely in tune with homosexual mores.

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  • Hello WaterfaceHello Waterface Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Shouldn't the first speech bubble technically say, "I need you to lie down in this bathtub..."? To place an object somewhere is to "lay (it) down," while placing your own body somewhere is to "lie down."

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus What a bright time, it's the Prime time... Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Shouldn't the first speech bubble technically say, "I need you to lie down in this bathtub..."? To place an object somewhere is to "lay (it) down," while placing your own body somewhere is to "lie down."

    God, the debate over the proper usage of lay/lie/lain/laid/etc. gives me such a headache.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    I can tell you already there's gonna be a lot of people who don't get this comic

    But I do, and it's pretty funny

    Right here. I don't see how ice links to greed. Somebody enlighten me.

    The objective of the contest is to take a photograph of you doing something greedy in order to win Fabulous Prizes, as far as I know

    So Tycho is taking a picture of his wife, who he is pretending to have killed in order to win a shirt

    This is the epitome of greed and as such he expects to win

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Shorty wrote: »
    I was thinking more like it was the preamble to corpse sex, which is basically about as greedy and selfish as hetero sex can get.

    No it isn't. Refusing to have sex with your partner because you are eating a big chocolate cake all by yourself is basically about as greedy and selfish as hetero sex can get. And homo sex too, for that matter. Only then it might be a strawberry gateaux or something, I'm not entirely in tune with homosexual mores.

    I don't know about you dude but I'm pretty sure no sex doesn't count as sex. otherwise I'm having a whole bunch of sex right now

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Holy crap - how does her twig-like neck not snap with a melon of such tremendous size and girth?

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  • FugaFuga Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    not killed, stole the kidney.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    I was thinking more like it was the preamble to corpse sex, which is basically about as greedy and selfish as hetero sex can get.

    No it isn't. Refusing to have sex with your partner because you are eating a big chocolate cake all by yourself is basically about as greedy and selfish as hetero sex can get. And homo sex too, for that matter. Only then it might be a strawberry gateaux or something, I'm not entirely in tune with homosexual mores.

    I don't know about you dude but I'm pretty sure no sex doesn't count as sex. otherwise I'm having a whole bunch of sex right now

    yes, thank you.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This is fantastic.


    What a fucking stupid comic con thing.

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  • Lady EriLady Eri Registered User
    edited July 2009
    The ice are diamonds.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak Way up inside your butthole, Morty. WAAAAY up inside there.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fuga wrote: »
    not killed, stole the kidney.

    This - the "bathtub full of ice" is the classic place to leave your comatose, single-kidneyed victim.

    Interesting how Tycho didn't have putting a fake scar on her as part of his plan. Maybe she already has a scar and doesn't know about it.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Christmas-Man!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    First of all, phenomenon.

    Second, Brenna is basically indestructable in the comic world, so she should go for it.

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  • GRMikeGRMike The Last Best Hope for Humanity The God Pod Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fivehead alert!

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter smuggest bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I enjoy the fact that is wasn't an outright no from her.
    oh she's definitely not going to do it
    but she wants to hear his rationale so she can determine how crazy he is

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I wonder if Tycho included things like this in his wedding vows to cover his bases. Something along the line of participating in schemes and hijinks.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the things our girls endure

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  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Slagmire wrote: »
    Holy crap - how does her twig-like neck not snap with a melon of such tremendous size and girth?

    Gabe really changed up her design.

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  • DJ Cam CamDJ Cam Cam Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    This made me think about the movie Minority Report.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Shouldn't the first speech bubble technically say, "I need you to lie down in this bathtub..."? To place an object somewhere is to "lay (it) down," while placing your own body somewhere is to "lie down."

    God, the debate over the proper usage of lay/lie/lain/laid/etc. gives me such a headache.

    There's a joke about getting laid and irony in there somewhere.

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    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • vrstvrst Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I can't believe Tycho made a grammatical error with the 'lay down'. It should be 'lie down'.

    Grrrr.


    edit: oh it already came up.

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  • ResIpsaLoquiturResIpsaLoquitur Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    vrst wrote: »
    I can't believe Tycho made a grammatical error with the 'lay down'. It should be 'lie down'.

    Grrrr.


    edit: oh it already came up.

    Yes it has, so lie the issue to rest, and try getting lain instead.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my torso, the merch won't reep.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
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