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The Comic for July the 29th, 2009

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    You probably weren't supposed to post that

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    oh hey there's that baby that geek hit

  • ArmacedArmaced Registered User
    edited July 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    You probably weren't supposed to post that

    Really? I found it on youtube... Just googled "Penny-Arcade Brenna". If I broke some rule, I will delete my post. Or I am just not getting the joke again....

  • SeriouslySeriously ˈpɛrɪ ˌdɒt Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    It's just we imagine that, with the disgust we believe Gabe and Tycho hold for the forums, they would not want images of their loved ones posted for our consumption.

    You didn't break any rules that I know of though.

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  • ArmacedArmaced Registered User
    edited July 2009
    Good enough for me. Video is removed.

  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Businessman!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Seriously wrote: »
    It's just we imagine that, with the disgust we believe Gabe and Tycho hold for the forums, they would not want images of their loved ones posted for our consumption.

    You didn't break any rules that I know of though.

    Yeah, it isn't a set rule. Just deeply frowned upon. That's why I mentioned it in my post that I figured we weren't supposed to talk about them, so I just commented vaguely.

    It's the forum that scared Gabe away anyway because people said disparaging things about his wife I won't repeat here. They broke the cardinal rule of the forums, which is "don't be a dick".

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    this webcomic is very sexy

    well, not really

  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Didn't someone on the forums accidentally shoot Elliot with a nerf dart? Or he deflected the dart and it hit the baby.

    The latter, and it was me.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    baby had it coming

  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Hey Small Businessman!Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    baby had it coming

    In his defense, the baby was being kind of a dick?

    (Oh god, don't ban me)

    edit:
    The Geek wrote: »
    Didn't someone on the forums accidentally shoot Elliot with a nerf dart? Or he deflected the dart and it hit the baby.

    The latter, and it was me.

    Oh yeah, I remember there was a picture of you deflecting the dart in question. This was frames before the dart rounded the corner and it hit the baby.

    We dissected that shit like the Zapruder film.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    baby had it coming

    In his defense, the baby was being kind of a dick?

    (Oh god, don't ban me)

    edit:
    The Geek wrote: »
    Didn't someone on the forums accidentally shoot Elliot with a nerf dart? Or he deflected the dart and it hit the baby.

    The latter, and it was me.

    Oh yeah, I remember there was a picture of you deflecting the dart in question. This was frames before the dart rounded the corner and it hit the baby.

    We dissected that shit like the Zapruder film.

    In Geek's case it would be the Zappruder film, would it not?

    scarab you have mental problems
  • AntimatterAntimatter if you want to talk to me look elsewhere.Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    baby had it coming

    In his defense, the baby was being kind of a dick?

    that's what Geek said at the time

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere hasn't seen the movie just likes the titleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the geek is mean to babies pretty much all the time

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the tub of ice is related to the old organ snatching tales

    tycho even references this directly in the post

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    clearly more people need to be watching venture bros

  • The Geebs That Got BigtimedThe Geebs That Got Bigtimed Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    baby had it coming

    In his defense, the baby was being kind of a dick?

    (Oh god, don't ban me)

    edit:
    The Geek wrote: »
    Didn't someone on the forums accidentally shoot Elliot with a nerf dart? Or he deflected the dart and it hit the baby.

    The latter, and it was me.

    Oh yeah, I remember there was a picture of you deflecting the dart in question. This was frames before the dart rounded the corner and it hit the baby.

    We dissected that shit like the Zapruder film.

    In Geek's case it would be the Zappruder film, would it not?

    ...

    damn

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the tub of ice is related to the old organ snatching tales

    tycho even references this directly in the post

    I thought it was because certain levels of Hell punish you by burying you in ice. You know, this being a Dante's Inferno promotion and all.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the tub of ice is related to the old organ snatching tales

    tycho even references this directly in the post

    I thought it was because certain levels of Hell punish you by burying you in ice. You know, this being a Dante's Inferno promotion and all.

    Doesn't fit with Greed, which according to Tycho in the comic is this weeks theme. Sinners of greed were not punished with ice.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited July 2009
    yeah, ice is at the very lowest level of hell, reserved only for traitors

    encased in ice there are Satan, Judas, and Brutus, among others. The worst traitors, Judas included, are not only encased in ice but are continually mauled within the mouths of Satan.

  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the tub of ice is related to the old organ snatching tales

    tycho even references this directly in the post

    I thought it was because certain levels of Hell punish you by burying you in ice. You know, this being a Dante's Inferno promotion and all.

    Doesn't fit with Greed, which according to Tycho in the comic is this weeks theme. Sinners of greed were not punished with ice.
    Judas betrayed Jesus for gold...?

    In the words of the ancients, one should make his decision within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break through to the other side
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the tub of ice is related to the old organ snatching tales

    tycho even references this directly in the post

    I thought it was because certain levels of Hell punish you by burying you in ice. You know, this being a Dante's Inferno promotion and all.

    Doesn't fit with Greed, which according to Tycho in the comic is this weeks theme. Sinners of greed were not punished with ice.
    Judas betrayed Jesus for gold...?

    Well it was silver there, Bible scholar, but if betraying someone is a worse crime than what you betrayed them for, then maybe Hell's punishment scheme goes to betrayal.

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Butler wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    the tub of ice is related to the old organ snatching tales

    tycho even references this directly in the post

    I thought it was because certain levels of Hell punish you by burying you in ice. You know, this being a Dante's Inferno promotion and all.

    Doesn't fit with Greed, which according to Tycho in the comic is this weeks theme. Sinners of greed were not punished with ice.
    Judas betrayed Jesus for gold...?

    Well it was silver there, Bible scholar, but if betraying someone is a worse crime than what you betrayed them for, then maybe Hell's punishment scheme goes to betrayal.
    maybe she was specifically portraying Judas, who was both greedy and betrayed Jesus

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think that his greed was a pretty small-scale thing compared to getting Jesus killed. It sounded like he was paid a decent sum of money, but not like "oh shit yeah I can retire to an island paradise on this" kind of money.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Saint Peter's all like "Hey, Judas, come on in Man. All you did was kill Jesus, no bigs. I mean it's not like you took money for it or anything.

    Oh.

    Well, uh, this is awkward..."

  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    I think that his greed was a pretty small-scale thing compared to getting Jesus killed. It sounded like he was paid a decent sum of money, but not like "oh shit yeah I can retire to an island paradise on this" kind of money.

    30 pieces of silver I think. Hardly retirement money.

    The bottom level of hell where sinners are buried in ice is for betrayers.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Saint Peter's all like "Hey, Judas, come on in Man. All you did was kill Jesus, no bigs. I mean it's not like you took money for it or anything.

    Oh.

    Well, uh, this is awkward..."

    But then Judas flips one of the silver coins at St Peter all slow and ridiculous like that Michael Jackson video and it sparkles with every turn and they both wink at one another and Judas walks right on in.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Saint Peter's all like "Hey, Judas, come on in Man. All you did was kill Jesus, no bigs. I mean it's not like you took money for it or anything.

    Oh.

    Well, uh, this is awkward..."

    But then Judas flips one of the silver coins at St Peter all slow and ridiculous like that Michael Jackson video and it sparkles with every turn and they both wink at one another and Judas walks right on in.

    Wait how does Judas walk right on in when Judas is already in the scene?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Saint Peter's all like "Hey, Judas, come on in Man. All you did was kill Jesus, no bigs. I mean it's not like you took money for it or anything.

    Oh.

    Well, uh, this is awkward..."

    But then Judas flips one of the silver coins at St Peter all slow and ridiculous like that Michael Jackson video and it sparkles with every turn and they both wink at one another and Judas walks right on in.

    Wait how does Judas walk right on in when Judas is already in the scene?

    Because he's a smooth criminal

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  • I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Defender wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Saint Peter's all like "Hey, Judas, come on in Man. All you did was kill Jesus, no bigs. I mean it's not like you took money for it or anything.

    Oh.

    Well, uh, this is awkward..."

    But then Judas flips one of the silver coins at St Peter all slow and ridiculous like that Michael Jackson video and it sparkles with every turn and they both wink at one another and Judas walks right on in.

    Wait how does Judas walk right on in when Judas is already in the scene?
    i think he means into heaven.

    as in he pays off peter to let him in

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere hasn't seen the movie just likes the titleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    didn't dante just assemble hell so it would most punish people he didn't like

    like personal and political enemies of his day

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    didn't dante just assemble hell so it would most punish people he didn't like

    like personal and political enemies of his day

    There was a lot of that, yeah

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  • The Geebs That Got BigtimedThe Geebs That Got Bigtimed Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited July 2009
    also the girl he was in love with? angel

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    They say to write what you know.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    baby had it coming

    In his defense, the baby was being kind of a dick?

    (Oh god, don't ban me)

    edit:
    The Geek wrote: »
    Didn't someone on the forums accidentally shoot Elliot with a nerf dart? Or he deflected the dart and it hit the baby.

    The latter, and it was me.

    Oh yeah, I remember there was a picture of you deflecting the dart in question. This was frames before the dart rounded the corner and it hit the baby.

    We dissected that shit like the Zapruder film.

    I have no idea what happened to that picture. I don't think I ever saved it when it was posted. Does anyone still have it?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Here is a picture of the happy family a day or two before I hit the baby. I think they're sitting in the same area where it ended up happening.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    Geek is a menace to society

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Now that's not fair. He only terrorizes the innocent and the helpless.

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    The Geek wrote: »
    Here is a picture of the happy family a day or two before I hit the baby. I think they're sitting in the same area where it ended up happening.

    [IMGhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/TheGeek/tychofamily.jpg[/IMG]

    I'm imagining this photo in sepia tone, slowly zooming in with the solemn documentary voiceover of 'Little did they know, a few days later their world would come crashing down'.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    EDIT: You know what, there's something wrong with me today.

    I just Buckley'd that joke.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    NaS you need to get drunk, now

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