I think everybody in No Exit would have been much happier had they just fucked each other.
that's your solution to everything, isn't it :P
No, just my entire high school required reading list.
Catcher in the Rye:
Holden would have been much less uptight had he bust a nut in the prostitute.
A Separate Peace:
Gene and Phineas? So gay for each other.
The Great Gatsby:
Tom, Daisy, and Gatsby? I'm thinking threesome.
The Lord of the Flies:
You're telling me that a bunch of kids entering puberty stranded on a tropical island aren't "exploring" with one another? Right.
Don't play coy, sweet Prince, we all know you really were thinking of "country matters."
Ancient Greeks. Need I say more?
The Scarlet Letter:
Polyamory would have prevented all that drama.
Brave New World:
All John really needed was to pop a couple soma and relax with a cute chick and a feelie.
The Bell Jar:
I think one or two screaming orgasms a week would have improved Sylvia's outlook immensely.