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Women eat too much. PS3 only punks!

Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Singularity Engine++
FAT PRINCESS

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Fat princess is a game that came out yesterday, or today if you are mentally slow.

The point of the game is to give in to the never ending demands of a woman and fill her full of cake and other sweet things and then run off with her and make unattractive sex.

However to stop you from making a terrible mistake you have an opposing team trying to stop you.

The game is similar to capture the flag, except instead of the prize being a brightly coloured sheet which you may wave around as you see fit, the prize is, as you may have pieced together already is an overweight lady.

There is also a class based system in the game to further complicate the food giving process.You can change character classes and abilities on the fly by picking up hats that are generated at their team's base.

If you are talented enough to kill someone you may also take their hat as a trophey. The game's five classes include mage, priest, warrior, worker, and ranger. Each class has its own unique set of weapons and abilities.

The "hat machines" may be upgraded to produce hats that will enhance the strength and effectiveness of their respective class. In order to upgrade certain machines, players must use resources found outside the castle walls. Resources include wood and metal and are gathered by worker class characters.

It is available to download on the PS3 so all six of us that actually own a PS3 could theoretically play together "online" and call each others dicks. Well except for me as I do not have a headset.

Hopefully I shall have a go at this tonight and maybe play with a few of you fags.

Hear are some pictures as I am required to post by law when I am creating a topic.
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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter shape shifting master of darkness Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Blaket this thread is victory

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2009
    so much blood!

    ...and cake!

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK PISS CUNT BALLS ASS SHIT

    GOTTA GET IT GOTTA GET IT GOTTA GET IT

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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the cheat wrote: »
    so much blood!

    ...and cake!

    GERMAN CHOCOLATE IS PERFECT FUEL FOR KILLING LEETLE TINY COWARDS.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I think I will be available to play in maybe three hours?

    Does anyone wish to join me?

    Edit: wait I just realise I have no download cap.

    Who wants to play tomorrow?

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    maybe this for weekend

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    blaket if this game is free and i turn on my playstation anytime soon there is a small chance i may look at this game and get it

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    the problem is every time i want to look at the store or play a game i gotta update my system and by the time thats done ive lost interest until the next update

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Just install the system update and come back in a day or two and check the store Air I mean really.

    +./\ 50 ?. 50
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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man somebody buy me a router.

    Edit: Wireless 2 port router.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    i wanna buy fight night round 4 so that could get me back into it a bit

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Buy Fight Night round 4 and a two port wireless router. Play the game and mail the router to me.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I thought this game was already out for some reason. But I remember it seeming interesting at last years e3

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    why do you need 2 ports if you got wireless

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  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I want to make a joke about the thread title, but I also enjoy not being hated, so I'm not going to.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon You Are An Experience Make Sure You're a Good ExperienceRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Fat chick jokes are pretty tame by SE++ standards.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Yeah, but I'm a big sissy and I actually like the person the joke would be about, so I'm not gonna indulge myself.
    Spoiler:

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Viv ate Blake's ps3 and that is why she is appearing thicker lately. There Hacksaw you pussy.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    CINNAMON SCROLLS ARE A WISE DEFENSIVE STRATEGY

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Did you guys see what Hacksaw was saying about Viv?

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Man somebody buy me a router.

    Edit: Wireless 2 port router.
    I have a spare one actually.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    That looks fucking hilarious.

    Fuck off and die.
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    so pumped for this game. gonna buy it over the weekend and fill princess' craw so full of baked goods awm nawm nawm

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
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  • AretèAretè infiltrating neo zeed compoundRegistered User regular
    edited July 2009
    gonna be gone over the weekend but when i come back i will try this out, psn network tag is same as my XBL and steam ID

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    Steam | Fitocracy | XBL|PSN|WiiU|ninjafrizz| 3DS FC - 5472-7018-3542|BNET NinjaFrizz#1825
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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    Viv ate Blake's ps3 and that is why she is appearing thicker lately. There Hacksaw you pussy.
    man now there's only like 6 people with ps3's

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    how about the huge delay with the street fighter 2 turbo hd remix

    didnt it come out like around the same time as street fighter 4?

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    heh. fat people

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter shape shifting master of darkness Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    heh. fat people

    what's the big idea

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    it's funny because they have a dramatically increased risk of heart attack or stroke

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    and they look funny

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter shape shifting master of darkness Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    and they look funny

    also they have a funny smell coming out of their fat folds

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    basically they're an assault on all five senses people

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    there is some logic to it though

    have you seen food lately?

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter shape shifting master of darkness Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    I'm seeing food right now

    it appears to be delicious

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    food has gotten pretty sexy yes i agree

    but the key here is self-respect

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  • WrenWren Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    boy I hate fat people

    and they apparently hate themselves

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    mods merge w/ exercise thread please, tia

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter shape shifting master of darkness Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    no no this is going to be the food/video game thread

    best of both worlds, see

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    whats your favourite video game food
    some people go for kfc and shit which is alright because you can get like a huge bucket and itll last well into the night and stay tasty
    but i dont like my keyboard getting all greasy so i used to stock up on mcdonalds but then they started putting everything in boxes instead of the paper wraps so i just get their cheeseburgers or those deli wraps or some whoppers if i can be bothered driving a bit further
    main point is i can half unwrap it and hold it in one hand without getting all messy

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2009
    okay actually i decided i dont wanna portray myself as a fatty chunkface


    i just had my first attempt at making green curry fried rice and it is delicious

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