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"I hate history but black people have been opressed by the whie man through the ages!"
- "Proving once again the deadliest animal of all ... is the Zoo Keeper" - Philip J Fry
I'm probably going to get in trouble for explaining this, but the reason we do this isn't for power or genetic superiority, but because we're just that dedicated to dickery.
We all decided one day back in the early days of racial diversity to play a joke on Rufus, who was one of the world's first black men. He was a great guy, he didn't invent the wheel, but he did invent the early version of the ox-cart. Up until then we were just rolling wheels around for seemingly no reason. Anyway so this one day we decide to trick this guy into thinking he's a lesser species of human (quite the contrary actually, like I said, smart guy). He didn't fall for it so we kept it up, but eventually things kind of got out of hand. A few centuries later we realized that the joke wasn't funny anymore but if we told Rufus' descendants they'd probably kill us (seeing as how black people are physically superior to white people and we hadn't invented attack-dogs or repeating rifles yet) so we decided we need to keep it going for the sake of our own survival.
In short: No hard feelings black guys. We need to keep the charade going or else things will go bad for us in a big way. Nothing personal, understand?
[realspoiler:215511f894]Yeah, this wasn't as funny as I intended it to be. Sorry. It's also all a bad joke just in case you couldn't guess. All peoples is good peoples.[/realspoiler:215511f894]
You big racist you
We don't use realspoiler tags for things that aren't actually spoilers. If Thanatos saw this, he'd probably ban you for three years and buy you a puppy just so he could rape and then kill it.
Maddie: "I am not!"
Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
I didn't care to watch this at work, but I checked out the lyrics. Awesome. That is one long-assed, retarded song.
I'm saddened by your ignorance.
Answer: It couldn't. It fails in pretty much every way that a rap song can fail.
Maddie: "I am not!"
Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
Thanks, anonymous monochrome person at the other end of the interweb tubes! :^:
Brother Christ was pretty cool. The rest of it left me feeling guilty and ashamed for having joined up with this vast, vile cabal whose sole purpose is to devote our every waking moment to keeping the black man down. And to think I could've done something constructive with my time like, I don't know, get a job, pay taxes, and cut the back yard once every month or two.
Fixed. :wink:
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Probably because we'd all just call him a fuckstick and tell him to go die in a fire.
Well, i can't speak for everybody, i just feel annoyed by his posting a link and saying;
"discuss, though i'm sure i'll be berated for this"
and then never coming back... the twat
Think about it, man.
makes me wanna burn this mothafucka down!
The embittered rallying cry of blacks who can't accept their second-class status but are unable to seize first-classness for themselves or their children. The system chafes them, leaving them disillusioned and without hope for a better tomorrow.
You just blew my fucking mind.
There was a girl at my college who kept calling Africans in Africa as "African Americans." When I told here they were called "Africans," she looked at me like I'd just punched her mom.
White peopleses are tricksy and false like that.
And Batman dresses in black
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That's gold. :lol:
He's a rich white guy who dresses up in black, then runs around beating the crap out of white people, thus perpetuating the myth of black on white crime in Gotham city. In this manner, Bruce Wayne not only appears to be the noble progressive by hiring a large number of economically disenfranchised blacks, but also cuts his overhead by fanning the flames of racism that keep Gotham's blacks economically disenfranchised and desperate for minimum wage jobs with no benefits at Wayne Enterprises.
That sounded alot more humorous and less reasonable before I typed it all out.
I think I hate Batman now.
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I never asked for this!
That, or the article was just written in a completely NPOV manner, which is equally likely. This is what it has on Nature of the Threat: What would happen if Mel Gibson's page said something like "many listeners view much of his claims that the Jews are responsible for all the wars as unsubstantiated conspiracy theories"?
This ranks up with calling Native Americans 'Indians' by Columbus, only we've corrected THAT error, so why, if we feel we must label people, do we still use inaccurate terms while at the same time trying to be politically-correct?
If a white guy from South Africa came into this country and got his citizenship he'd be African-American by all rights but nobody would call him that, while the Hatian-American guy in the same situation would be told he was "African-American" even though this isn't true.
We need to take the Bullworth option: Everybody's gotta just start fuckin everybody else until we're all the same color. Any non-Anglo females out there wanna start this off?
It depends on the reaction with the rest of the class.
Because 9% think it's too high, and shouldn't be cut! 9% of respondents could not fully
get their arms around the question. There should be another box you can check for, "I
have utterly no idea what you're talking about. Please, God, don't ask for my input."
Charlize Theron is an African American.
Oh man seriously?! I wonder if she has the same skin disease as Michael Jackson?
This after President Jacques Chirac promised "absolute priority is reestablishment of security and public order." The president had met and held a security meeting with key members of his cabinet, including interior, defense, education and so forth. And the priority right now is to restore order before in trying to deal with some of the underlying issues.
But even after what Chirac said, we're seeing more violence. What you could point out, though, is that there - at this point, about half as many vehicles torched as the night before. So you might call that progress, Carol.
CAROL LIN: Hard to say because it's been 11 days since two African- American teenagers were killed, electrocuted during a police chase, which prompted all of this.[/quote]
So the French are going around electrocuting African-Americans and the State Department doesn't even say a word? I bet there would have been a major diplomatic fuss if they'd been white :wink:
*The Point being made by Kantankeris*
*Your Head*
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Honestly, though, I have a hard time scoffing tto deeply at the lolz African-American thing. The attempt was really just to create a term for black folks that was unemcumbered by the past few centuries of nastiness. That Afro-American and African-American turned out to be long-winded and kind of silly isn't a huge condemnation of any general principle imo.