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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    natek wrote: »
    crossbeed?

    BEES?!?

    BEEAAADS!

    edit: dammit this page is so embarrassing :(

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    natek's not on board

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    natek's not on board

    oh you

    you little cornballer

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    natek I'm going to pretend you are the sensual latino plumber in a romance novel starring you and I

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I am okay with this

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    don't speak, fernando

    those dusky brazilian lips are not for talking

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    mine are about to come off

    for a rowdy flogging session

    gonna beat the bastard into submission

    'Rowdy flogging session'

    You sure you're not English?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    mine are about to come off

    for a rowdy flogging session

    gonna beat the bastard into submission

    'Rowdy flogging session'

    You sure you're not English?

    Hahahaha, Stale told me that I couldn't get more Texan unless I had a Texas flag hanging out my ass.

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  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    mine are about to come off

    for a rowdy flogging session

    gonna beat the bastard into submission

    'Rowdy flogging session'

    You sure you're not English?

    Hahahaha, Stale told me that I couldn't get more Texan unless I had a Texas flag hanging out my ass.

    pip pip cheerio istanbul ol' chap
    shrimp on the barbay

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    He is the Belladonna of men.

    I'm almost tempted to ask bongi or one of the other forum gays who this would actually be, but then I would be too terrified to actually google them I think.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    natek wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    mine are about to come off

    for a rowdy flogging session

    gonna beat the bastard into submission

    'Rowdy flogging session'

    You sure you're not English?

    Hahahaha, Stale told me that I couldn't get more Texan unless I had a Texas flag hanging out my ass.

    pip pip cheerio istanbul ol' chap
    shrimp on the barbay

    Bugger, the jig is up.

    Dead Legend on
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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    boysenberries taste like poop from an asparagus' butt

    they are pretty good

    Knott's Berry Farm has a little video about Boysenberries that they show to new employees.

    Like how the whole park got it's business started with a guy who basically had a monopoly on Boysenberries, since they are a crossbreed and not a natural plant.

    They have the best jam. That was one of my favorite reasons to go there.
    The rides didn't hurt either.

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  • slowslow Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    L|ama wrote: »
    He is the Belladonna of men.

    I'm almost tempted to ask bongi or one of the other forum gays who this would actually be, but then I would be too terrified to actually google them I think.
    it is kirk the goatman johnson

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    SA wrote: »
    I admit

    I've done coke

    not really proud

    but I've done it only a handful of times

    so I don't really think it affects my health or my life in the long run

    yeah except that one time you thought it would boost your rep by saying you've done coke

    wait

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    that was some michael scott awkward right there

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i want cigarettes right fucking now

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    my teeth hurt a lot

    also i was just picking some dried blood out of my nose and i twisted my wrist wrong and my fingernail took out a chunk of the scab on my chin and i started bleeding everywhere

    f. m. l.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    maybe you shouldnt pick your nose

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    man everyone picks their nose

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  • edited August 2009
    apparently the average person picks their nose five times a minute when they're not being watched

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    no wonder this keyboard is so crusty

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    apparently the average person picks their nose five times a minute when they're not being watched

    You know, now that I think about it, I pick my nose an awful fucking lot when no-one's looking.

    I was literally picking my nose as I read this post.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    no way

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited August 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    apparently the average person picks their nose five times a minute when they're not being watched

    You know, now that I think about it, I pick my nose an awful fucking lot when no-one's looking.

    I was literally picking my nose as I read this post.

    How very average of you

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    imo picking ur nose owns

    ack on
  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited August 2009
    shoulda picked a better one

    ahahahah

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  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I swear it's subconscious.

    I was just picking my nose again and I only just realised what I was doing.

    Goddamn.

    e: sickburn

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Shaun Micallef is so dreamy.

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Picking your nose is gross, as is biting your nails.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i used to be a horrible nail biter

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    is this about moonshine yet?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i talked about it earlier

    it can be again

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Never understood nail biting.

    Nose picking is one of the finer pleasures in life, right under rubbing boogers on furniture.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel GreenlandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Moonshine is the devil. It's made to kill brains.

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    Fuck off and die.
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    CptKemzik wrote: »
    Picking your nose is gross, as is biting your nails.

    You should never pick your nose and then bite your nails.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I used to eat my boogers as a kid.

    Still do occasionally, only to spit them out and go "what the fuck why did I do that"

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Why would you spit them out. It's not like they taste bad.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    It's like a fritter that I didn't make that I got at a back alley diner

    Sure it tastes okay but good lord what shit is in there that I don't know or want to know

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  • FabricateFabricate __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2009
    Why would you spit them out. It's not like they taste bad.

    Savor the boogery flavor

    Fabricate on
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I don't know what kind of nasal disease the guy who sat at this desk before me has

    but the bottom of this thing looks like a goddamn coral reef

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