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[Phalla] Bioshock - ATLAS IS VICTORIOUS!

ExarchExarch Registered User regular
edited August 2009 in Critical Failures
All good phallae

Of this earth

Flow into the city

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Welcome to Rapture!

This will be a 60 player game.

!Sign up with a reason you deserve to go to Rapture. A Man Creates, a Parasite asks, "Where is my share?"

1.Lawinator - Peach Wilkins - Riveted
2.Arivia - Ravenous Splicer - Riveted
3.SpectralSpork - Atlas' Freedom Fighters - Riveted
4.Kime - Electrobolt Splicer - Murdered in the street
5.Jason Todd
6.Samurai6966 - Citizen of Rapture - Hanged
7.Zandracon - Diane McClintock - Electrocuted
8.Dunedainjedi - Atlas' Freedom Fighters - Zapped
9.Dunadan019 - Citizen of Rapture - Caught a few too many freedom bullets
10.psolms - Atlas' Freedom Fighters - Zapped
11.oaklore - Atlas' Freedom Fighters - Hanged
12.Faynor - Citizen of Rapture - Shotgun facial
13.Fatal3RR0R - Machine Mind Splicer - Mob Justice
14.Element Brian - Andrew Ryan - Chose his own fate.
15.Bremen - Citizen of Rapture - Stabbed by Fontaine
16.Osvik - Little Sister - Harvested for the cause
17.Cleonicus - Telepathic Splicer - Beat to death
18.Mr. Defecation - Saboteur - Self immolation.
19.KrataLightblade - Citizen of Rapture - Swims with the fishes
20.Dizzen
21.Balefuego - Citizen of Rapture - Riveted
22.That Dave Fella - Electrobolt Splicer - Was given a break
23.Captain Eleven - Little Sister Killed by Jack
24.ShadowThomas
25.Keika - Telekinetic Splicer - Riveted
26.TehSloth - Jack - Triple bogey
27.Eipnoom - Telepathy Splicer - Shrugged off
28.Powerpuppies - Bill McDonaugh - Riveted
29.Teh_Reflection
30.coutts
31.jdarksun - Pablo Navarro Killed by Atlas' Freedom Fighters
32.Spectrum
33.B:L - Machine Mind Splicer - Riveted
34.Tommy2Hands Terrendos - Dr. Suchong - Gutted
35.Obbi - Citizen of Rapture - Became one with a pile of fish heads
36.Typhus733
37.Greeper
38.Lady Eri - Citizen of Rapture- Zapped
39.Hippie
40.vertroueJulius Caezure - Mrs. Lutz - Executed for grieving
41.cheez - Telekinetic Splicer - Died laughing
42.iamtheaznman - Citizen of Rapture Killed by Fontaine's goons
43.Verr
44.WhiteZinfandel - Saboteur - Killed by the Mob
45.Warban - Martin Finnegan - Jacked up
46.The Geebs that is a Mod - Frank Fontaine - Mob justice?
47.NionSimpsonsParadox
48.Fluffy, our Beloved Flopsy Bunny FriendSmurph - Citizen of Rapture - Lobotomized by Jack
49.Daius - Citizen of Rapture Hanged
50.Kay - Citizen of Rapture - Got the beat
51.KingMoleGrimmyTOA
52.Gumpy - Sullivan - Met justice
53.Oats - Telepathy Splicer - Lost too much blood
54.Sigmund - Tenenbaum - Fought the good fight
55.Nocturne - Sander Cohen - Stabbed by Atlas
56.sportzboytjw
57.Romantic Undead - Big Daddy - Drill did not pierce the heavens
58.rabney - Citizen of Rapture - Drowned by Freedom
59.Seriously
60.Wildcat - Citizen or Rapture - Zapped then Whacked

Reserves
a.Julius Caezure
b.Smurph
c.GrimmyTOA
d.Terrendos
e.SimpsonsParadox

Day 0
Day 1
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Day 3
Day 4
Day 5
Day 6
Day 7
Day 8
Day 9
Final Day

Exarch on
No gods or kings, only man.
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  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Standard rules apply:
    Spoiler:
    ---

    Each day you must vote in RED for a suspected parasite.
    Example: !Kime

    Each day you may vote in GREEN for your location to change status from ON to Off or vice versa. Your vote will only count for the location you are in at the start of the turn, before any movement occurs.
    Example: “!Medical Pumps: ON

    Each day you may MOVE to another location by sending me a PM with your desired destination. If the destination is unavailable for any reason you will remain in your current location.
    Example: You send me a PM saying, “!Move me to Medical please.”

    ---

    Please send your move orders in the same PM as any role related actions so my PM box can stay open. Ask for clarifications in thread in ORANGE unless they are role related.

    Inactivity: Don’t miss red votes, and please participate in the thread. There will be no warnings.

    ---

    Abilities and Locations


    If your role says TARGETED it can only be used on a player that is in the same location as you at the start of the day.
    [Example: Kime and B:L are in Medical, Zot is in Arcadia. Zot cannot use a targeted ability on Kime, much to his displeasure, but luckily B:L can.

    There will be many mechanics I will not disclose and you will have to figure out on your own.

    Order of actions
    RedVote>Guard>Kills>Other>Move>Other>GreenVote

    Clarifications

    Any citizen can freely move from any location, to any location.

    No gods or kings, only man.
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Rapture

    Olympus Heights

    Neptune’s Bounty: Water Pumps: ON
    Hippie
    Seriously
    Dizzen
    Typhus733
    Spectrum

    Hephaestus: Reactor Power: LOW
    ShadowThomas
    sportzboytjw
    Jason Todd
    SimpsonsParadox
    GrimmyTOA

    Arcadia

    Fort Frolic

    Medical

    No gods or kings, only man.
  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Sign up

    Fuck yea.

    Why:
    I have plasmids in different area codes.

    My SteamID Gamertag and PSN: TheLawinator
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited August 2009
    fuck yes

    edit: I'm going to Rapture to seek my fame and fortune as a go-go dancer.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    FIRST

    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Stream - Offline
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Sign up!

    My reason? Because I'm fucking awesome. How's that for a reason ladies?

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    STUPID FORUMS.

    Fine, I need a new reason.

    Umm...

    I make babies cry, and I like shocking things with my bionic energy.

    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Stream - Offline
  • Jason ToddJason Todd Registered User
    edited August 2009
    !This Atlas will not shrug

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited August 2009
    Wake up, Mr. Bubbles!

    Edit:
    Spoiler:

    Hows that for a reason. Better the Spork's.

    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
  • dunedainjedidunedainjedi Registered User
    edited August 2009
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sign down sweet chariot

  • psolmspsolms Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    spork is a goddamn liar

  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    looks like this game has resurrections...

  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I would enjoy a spot here. Sign.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Would you kindly allow me to join this?

    I will be a valuable member of society. I will choose my destiny!

    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • Fatal3RR0RFatal3RR0R Registered User
    edited August 2009
    I'm so up for this!

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i did sign up i did

    I like the idea of the carbonation in your pop being too much for your mormon body

    too worldly nooooo
  • BremenBremen Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I don't understand the rules, but they sound fun!

  • OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sign me up

  • CleonicusCleonicus Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Where can I get the genes so I can shoot stuff with fire?

    Debate 'n' DeHockey team: Astronauts
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
  • oakloreoaklore Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    This sounds like a full blown board game. So dooooope.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Exarch wrote: »

    Each day you must vote in RED for a suspected parasite.
    Example: “!Kime”

    If your role says TARGETED it can only be used on a player that is in the same location as you at the start of the day.
    [Example: Kime and B:L are in Medical, Zot is in Arcadia. Zot cannot use a targeted ability on Kime, much to his displeasure, but luckily B:L can.

    Oh, Exarch. <3

    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
    Stream - Offline
  • KrataLightbladeKrataLightblade Registered User
    edited August 2009
    !Signup.

    LEVEL 50 SWORD JUGGLER/WIZARD!
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Just using the most common example Kime.
    Spoiler:

    No gods or kings, only man.
  • DizzenDizzen Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    A man chooses, a slave !Signs Up
    Motivation: After all, someone's gotta try to keep these burgeoning bourgeoisie in line!

    Dichotomy wrote: »
    it'd be like Jurassic Park, but with bananas
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !sign up

    because: I am your Vorlon homeboy Exarch

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited August 2009
    *locks Kime in a bathysphere and throws away the key*

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited August 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Exarch wrote: »

    Each day you must vote in RED for a suspected parasite.
    Example: “!Kime”

    If your role says TARGETED it can only be used on a player that is in the same location as you at the start of the day.
    [Example: Kime and B:L are in Medical, Zot is in Arcadia. Zot cannot use a targeted ability on Kime, much to his displeasure, but luckily B:L can.

    Oh, Exarch. <3

    You are always a day one target. Bet you are Atlas or Andrew Ryan. Or a Big Daddy.

    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
  • Captain ElevenCaptain Eleven The last card is a kronk Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sign Up

    Because I rid the world of that bastard Steinman.

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  • ShadowThomasShadowThomas Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Would you kindly sign me up?

    Reason: I believe a man is entitled to the sweat of his brow.

    "My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
  • TehSlothTehSloth Functional But HammeredRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Sign up

    Fuck yea.

    Why:
    I have plasmids in different area codes.

    Well, my plasmids bring all the boys to the yard.

    And by yard... I mean underwater utopia.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Oh, my reason is cause I can see forever

  • EipnoomEipnoom Registered User
    edited August 2009
  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !sign up because rapture needs puppies! They are cute and cuddly and sources of happiness and occasionally they kill stuff!

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    STRONG Sign up

    SYSOP wrote: »

    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited August 2009
    !sign up because rapture needs puppies! They are cute and cuddly and sources of happiness and occasionally they kill stuff!

    In case you've forgotten, it's Rhogar's turn.

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