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A [Chat] Between Hitler and Anne Frank

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  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My first time was as a single mom who wanted some fun.
    That's how I read it initially.

    you have a problem, matt

    My Dark Souls 2 Diary
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades His love is a prize Rantin' and RavenRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm not backpedaling, I explicitly said that I'm not making blanket statements. I was joking around and some people in here with sticks up their colons took it as if I was really serious.

    I'm happy with my sex life. It has decreased somewhat but I anticipate it will return. I was in no way saying that marriage is a bad thing or that sex will definitely decrease for everybody.

    Stop taking everything in a chat thread so seriously.

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    I get by on the knowledge that I'm not going to spend a whole lot of time mucking about inside of my asshole anyway
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    (oh snip!)
    Justin? Justin is that you? Is it really?!?

    Whatever happened to him? Didn't he post to say he wouldn't be posting anymore? What was that about? Also, question?

    #someshit
  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades His love is a prize Rantin' and RavenRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I must say, I did think the less sex comment was a joke.

    THANK YOU.

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    I get by on the knowledge that I'm not going to spend a whole lot of time mucking about inside of my asshole anyway
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    (oh snip!)
    Justin? Justin is that you? Is it really?!?

    Whatever happened to him? Didn't he post to say he wouldn't be posting anymore? What was that about? Also, question?
    I thought he said something about disappearing for a while then making an alt and starting to post again, then elki made the comment about 'running out of ban-bullets'.

    h1DI1.jpg
    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Games completed recently: Resident Evil 4: HD Edition, Typing of the Dead: Overkill, Sleeping Dogs, Dishonored, On the Rain Precipice of Darkness 1-4.
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I must say, I did think the less sex comment was a joke.

    THANK YOU.

    I didn't say it was a good, un-tired joke. Just that I read it as a joke.

    #someshit
  • EchoEcho very gravitas Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2009
    It smells freshly-baked bread from outside. D:

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    sabs should get a goatse tattoo

    a hand on each ass cheek

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Echo wrote: »
    It smells freshly-baked bread from outside. D:
    Oh god it has the scent run!

    h1DI1.jpg
    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    My first time was as a single mom who wanted some fun.
    That's how I read it initially.

    you have a problem, matt

    Nah, you read to much into it.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    (oh snip!)
    Justin? Justin is that you? Is it really?!?

    Whatever happened to him? Didn't he post to say he wouldn't be posting anymore? What was that about? Also, question?

    He got pissy because he got jailed.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades His love is a prize Rantin' and RavenRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I must say, I did think the less sex comment was a joke.

    THANK YOU.

    I didn't say it was a good, un-tired joke. Just that I read it as a joke.

    Yeah, but all I care about is that it was read as intended. The "pathetic" accusations are fairly pathetic, since it was obvious I was not being serious.

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    I get by on the knowledge that I'm not going to spend a whole lot of time mucking about inside of my asshole anyway
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    (oh snip!)
    Justin? Justin is that you? Is it really?!?

    Whatever happened to him? Didn't he post to say he wouldn't be posting anymore? What was that about? Also, question?

    He got pissy because he got jailed.

    but he was ALWAYS jailed...

    #someshit
  • MorninglordMorninglord Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    My first time was as a single mom who wanted some fun.
    That's how I read it initially.

    you have a problem, matt

    Nah, you read to much into it.

    your judgement of me is a little haphazard

    My Dark Souls 2 Diary
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    so my car is super dead

    or rather, the battery is

    and its my fault

    jumping it didnt recharge it

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar | 3DS: 3110-5421-3843 | SS Wishlists |
  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    My first time was as a single mom who wanted some fun.
    That's how I read it initially.

    you have a problem, matt

    Nah, you read to much into it.

    your judgement of me is a little haphazard

    Wanna see my little haphazard? :winky:

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    (oh snip!)
    Justin? Justin is that you? Is it really?!?

    Whatever happened to him? Didn't he post to say he wouldn't be posting anymore? What was that about? Also, question?

    He got pissy because he got jailed.

    but he was ALWAYS jailed...

    But apparently this time he totally didn't deserve it because other people were trolling too!!!!!!!!!

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    My first time was as a single mom who wanted some fun.
    That's how I read it initially.

    you have a problem, matt

    Nah, you read to much into it.
    I was 9 years old the first time I saw a transvestite. I was in Albertson's on the corner of St. Augustine road and University Blvd. in Jacksonville, Florida, buying a bag of Skittles. I'd ridden my bike there with a friend. He came running up to me in the store, "Matt come here you gotta see this!" We ran down to the end of the aisle, he stopped, waited, then peered around the corner and leaned back. "Look", he said, pointing. I peered around the corner.

    There it was.

    6' something. Hairy legs. Blue patent-leather pumps and a purple sun dress. Blond wig. 2 day stubble. Full makeup. And I mean full, blush, eye shadow, mascara, lipstick, and lots of it. Red purse. It was getting a box of Chex off one of the end caps.

    h1DI1.jpg
    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Give me a reason to buy more ram for my PC. I only have 2 gigs and I have a best buy gift card.

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  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Give me a reason to buy more ram for my PC. I only have 2 gigs and I have a best buy gift card.

    Reason: You only have 2 gigs of RAM.

  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    (oh snip!)
    Justin? Justin is that you? Is it really?!?

    Whatever happened to him? Didn't he post to say he wouldn't be posting anymore? What was that about? Also, question?

    He got pissy because he got jailed.

    but he was ALWAYS jailed...

    But apparently this time he totally didn't deserve it because other people were trolling too!!!!!!!!!

    Ah. It also looks like [we] were right about his ladyfriend nailing other dudes. kinda little bit funny.

    #someshit
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    (oh snip!)
    Justin? Justin is that you? Is it really?!?

    Whatever happened to him? Didn't he post to say he wouldn't be posting anymore? What was that about? Also, question?

    He got pissy because he got jailed.

    but he was ALWAYS jailed...

    But apparently this time he totally didn't deserve it because other people were trolling too!!!!!!!!!

    Ah. It also looks like [we] were right about his ladyfriend nailing other dudes. kinda little bit funny.
    I'm not usually one to kick a man when he's down, but from the picture he posted of her, how she had multiple dudes nailing her is beyond me.

    h1DI1.jpg
    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Give me a reason to buy more ram for my PC. I only have 2 gigs and I have a best buy gift card.

    The computer I built like 5 years ago had 2 gigs of RAM.

    Christ.

    afaossig.jpg~original
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    (oh snip!)
    Justin? Justin is that you? Is it really?!?

    Whatever happened to him? Didn't he post to say he wouldn't be posting anymore? What was that about? Also, question?

    He got pissy because he got jailed.

    but he was ALWAYS jailed...

    But apparently this time he totally didn't deserve it because other people were trolling too!!!!!!!!!

    Ah. It also looks like [we] were right about his ladyfriend nailing other dudes. kinda little bit funny.
    I'm not usually one to kick a man when he's down, but from the picture he posted of her, how she had multiple dudes nailing her is beyond me.

    What? I know nothing of this. Sounds hilarious.

  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tav wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    (oh snip!)
    Justin? Justin is that you? Is it really?!?

    Whatever happened to him? Didn't he post to say he wouldn't be posting anymore? What was that about? Also, question?

    He got pissy because he got jailed.

    but he was ALWAYS jailed...

    But apparently this time he totally didn't deserve it because other people were trolling too!!!!!!!!!

    Ah. It also looks like [we] were right about his ladyfriend nailing other dudes. kinda little bit funny.
    I'm not usually one to kick a man when he's down, but from the picture he posted of her, how she had multiple dudes nailing her is beyond me.

    FEMININE WILES

    also, link to pic?

    #someshit
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm not usually one to kick a man when he's down, but from the picture he posted of her, how she had multiple dudes nailing her is beyond me.

    Picture the ugliest woman you can think of, somewhere there is a dude that will nail her.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades His love is a prize Rantin' and RavenRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    so my car is super dead

    or rather, the battery is

    and its my fault

    jumping it didnt recharge it

    I don't want this story to be overlooked.

    How is a dead battery your fault? Details, please.

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    I get by on the knowledge that I'm not going to spend a whole lot of time mucking about inside of my asshole anyway
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    so, last night me and japan were planning an uber-trip whereby we get the train to Paris and then the sleeper into Germany and then travel all around Germany. We even went to maps.google.de to check where the nearest town with a high-speed train link to near where haps lives was.

    That's right, Haps, we're coming to get you! We know where you live, there is no escape.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    so my car is super dead

    or rather, the battery is

    and its my fault

    jumping it didnt recharge it

    Take it to autozone/advanced auto parts.

    they charge those suckers for freeeee

    but it takes a while.

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  • AegisAegis Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    urahonky wrote: »

    Less new fancy gadgets, more region-encoding removal plz

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    Give me a reason to buy more ram for my PC. I only have 2 gigs and I have a best buy gift card.

    Reason: You only have 2 gigs of RAM.

    I know right. But I can play everything just fine and runs lots of many things.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sometimes I forget how many random tools my dad has, I can totally charge a car battery in my own garage.

    afaossig.jpg~original
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Aegis wrote: »
    Give me a reason to buy more ram for my PC. I only have 2 gigs and I have a best buy gift card.

    Reason: You only have 2 gigs of RAM.

    I know right. But I can play everything just fine and runs lots of many things.
    You could buy more RAM for less if you don't get it at Best Buy. Buy something else, get RAM from Newegg.

    h1DI1.jpg
    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Seriously, I can't wait 'till we have money/wedding presents and can travel all over Germany by train.

    It will also make me learn how to speak and understand spoken German, rather than just being able to (kind of) read it.

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Preacher wrote: »
    I'm not usually one to kick a man when he's down, but from the picture he posted of her, how she had multiple dudes nailing her is beyond me.

    Picture the ugliest woman you can think of, somewhere there is a dude that will nail her.

    So, how's the missus, Preach?

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    so, last night me and japan were planning an uber-trip whereby we get the train to Paris and then the sleeper into Germany and then travel all around Germany. We even went to maps.google.de to check where the nearest town with a high-speed train link to near where haps lives was.

    That's right, Haps, we're coming to get you! We know where you live, there is no escape.

    Uh oh! Time to hide in the batcave!

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Haphazard wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    so, last night me and japan were planning an uber-trip whereby we get the train to Paris and then the sleeper into Germany and then travel all around Germany. We even went to maps.google.de to check where the nearest town with a high-speed train link to near where haps lives was.

    That's right, Haps, we're coming to get you! We know where you live, there is no escape.

    Uh oh! Time to hide in the batcave!

    She was seriously proposing taking pictures of your house and then running away.

    EDIT: But not putting them online. That would be weird.

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    so, last night me and japan were planning an uber-trip whereby we get the train to Paris and then the sleeper into Germany and then travel all around Germany. We even went to maps.google.de to check where the nearest town with a high-speed train link to near where haps lives was.

    That's right, Haps, we're coming to get you! We know where you live, there is no escape.

    Uh oh! Time to hide in the batcave!

    She was seriously proposing taking pictures of your house and then running away.

    <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

    Actually that'd be a bit creepy. When'll you start your trip?

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Man reading up on the "collector" makes me glad I hate those kind of movies.

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