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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    look

    we should just have mandatory fucking in fifth grade

    'cause sex ain't that big of a deal but our overly religious society makes it one

    the wook on
  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Wook, you've seriously got problems meeting women? But you're fucking Thor!

    (By the way, gang, if it wasn't clear already, I DID NOT GET KNOCKED UP.)

    celandine on
    I write about math here:
    http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I didn't want to like my boyfriend because it was so clear that he thought I should for so long

    but I started to suspect that he was actually a super sweet dork in disguise

    and I was totally right; he's the sweetest boyfriend in the galaxy

    gross
    you're gross

    nuh uh

    satansfingers on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    when i met my boyfriend




    i don't have a boyfriend

    awwwww

    someday your prince will come, bongles

    Abracadaniel on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    I have a hard time meeting new people because I am always either at work or asleep, and my extracurriculars are almost entirely composed of people I've known for 20 years or more. It's difficult to find new things to do that fits into that schedule.

    Unknown User on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    I'm 30. I remember the first time I was at a party and found myself attracted to a woman in her 40s and I was all "ok this is odd"

    just today i jerked off to a picture of a 50 year old woman

    the wook on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Telling people my name is Bryar always gets me confused looks and "Bryan?"s

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Wook, you've seriously got problems meeting women? But you're fucking Thor!

    (By the way, gang, if it wasn't clear already, I DID NOT GET KNOCKED UP.)

    *sigh*

    the wook on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    goddamn petition for an alien relative paperwork

    MOVE YOUR ASS

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    I've said it before and I'll say it again.

    Somebody should start up "Approaching Women" classes that make sure you are not a creepy fuck.

    Just teach you things about cleaning yourself up, conversation starters, etiqette, confidence boosting, etc.

    Not predatory, but a "hey it's nice to meet you" kind of way.

    A lot of people need to learn that "nice guys finish last" is the furthest from the truth.

    People without backbones finish last, and usually those people are pretty nice guys.

    I have a lot of friends that are great people but have ZERO clues when it comes to just talking to women.

    I know this is a little old but NO

    NO

    this is NOT what we need

    we do not need to make talking to the other gender more of a THING than it already is
    shank you are being pretty retarded again
    what he said is reasonable

    I'd say Shank is kinda being reasonable too though

    Even if you are doing things fairly, well, correctly, in teaching people to talk to the opposite sex

    You're still creating this us and them mentality

    Which is pretty fucking dumb
    what taste is talking about is pretty much the opposite of that though

    I'm not saying some people don't need to learn those things

    they just really, really do not need to be taught in an academic environment

    Charles Kinbote on
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    celandine wrote: »
    Wook, you've seriously got problems meeting women? But you're fucking Thor!

    (By the way, gang, if it wasn't clear already, I DID NOT GET KNOCKED UP.)

    A fake pregnancy is just as bad

    Probably even worse

    Straightzi on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Weaver wrote: »
    I'm 30. I remember the first time I was at a party and found myself attracted to a woman in her 40s and I was all "ok this is odd"
    man I was at a club this one time and accidentally started chatting up this attractive lady who turned out to have an 18 year old

    Mysst on
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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    I have a hard time meeting new people because I am always either at work or asleep, and my extracurriculars are almost entirely composed of people I've known for 20 years or more. It's difficult to find new things to do that fits into that schedule.

    I have this kind of too, as a florist all the men I meet are either already buying flowers for their girlfriends or are gay who I work with.

    Liiya on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Telling people my name is Bryar always gets me confused looks and "Bryan?"s

    bryar is a girl's name

    Dichotomy on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I'm 30. I remember the first time I was at a party and found myself attracted to a woman in her 40s and I was all "ok this is odd"
    man I was at a club this one time and accidentally started chatting up this attractive lady who turned out to have an 18 year old

    she might be a hot grandma

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Telling people my name is Bryar always gets me confused looks and "Bryan?"s

    bryar is a patch's name

    the wook on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    look

    we should just have mandatory fucking in fifth grade

    'cause sex ain't that big of a deal but our overly religious society makes it one
    sex is kind of a big deal if you're a girl, there are potentially dire consequences

    I'll amend your proposal: dudes should fuck blow-up dolls in fifth grade

    World as Myth on
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  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Telling people my name is Bryar always gets me confused looks and "Bryan?"s

    bryar is a girl's name
    Nuh uh I searched on myspace and the first three pages were all guys and I didn't go past that but still

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    when i met my boyfriend




    i don't have a boyfriend

    awwwww

    someday your prince will come, bongles
    putting out a lonely heart ad

    must be 20-30 6ft+ adonis preferably straight

    gonna get a lot of replies i think

    bongi on
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I'm 30. I remember the first time I was at a party and found myself attracted to a woman in her 40s and I was all "ok this is odd"
    man I was at a club this one time and accidentally started chatting up this attractive lady who turned out to have an 18 year old

    ahaha, this happened to me years ago

    all talking to a dude in a bar and he comes out with "hey, I have two daughters your age"

    Usagi on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I'm 30. I remember the first time I was at a party and found myself attracted to a woman in her 40s and I was all "ok this is odd"

    just today i jerked off to a picture of a 50 year old woman

    You really must be Phil

    Give me back the picture of VinceMysst's mom

    Edcrab on
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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    look

    we should just have mandatory fucking in fifth grade

    'cause sex ain't that big of a deal but our overly religious society makes it one
    sex is kind of a big deal if you're a girl, there are potentially dire consequences

    I'll amend your proposal: dudes should fuck blow-up dolls in fifth grade

    sex isn't a big deal if you're properly educated

    hence, mandatory fucking in fifth grade

    the wook on
  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    No pregnancy. No pregnancy fakery. And no, just to nip this in the bud, I am not implying that Wook is secretly screwing the Thunder God.

    I have got to be more careful with innuendo.

    celandine on
    I write about math here:
    http://numberblog.wordpress.com/
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    I have a hard time meeting new people because I am always either at work or asleep, and my extracurriculars are almost entirely composed of people I've known for 20 years or more. It's difficult to find new things to do that fits into that schedule.

    I have this kind of too, as a florist all the men I meet are either already buying flowers for their girlfriends or are gay who I work with.

    Everyone I work with is much older than me, although flowers usually don't play into anything fortunately.

    Unknown User on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    when i met my boyfriend




    i don't have a boyfriend

    awwwww

    someday your prince will come, bongles
    putting out a lonely heart ad

    must be 20-30 6ft+ adonis preferably straight

    gonna get a lot of replies i think

    I wanted to hang out when you were in FL :(

    Abracadaniel on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    when i met my boyfriend




    i don't have a boyfriend

    awwwww

    someday your prince will come, bongles
    putting out a lonely heart ad

    must be 20-30 6ft+ adonis preferably straight

    gonna get a lot of replies i think

    i already told you

    maybe at PAX

    the wook on
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I'm 30. I remember the first time I was at a party and found myself attracted to a woman in her 40s and I was all "ok this is odd"
    man I was at a club this one time and accidentally started chatting up this attractive lady who turned out to have an 18 year old

    ahaha, this happened to me years ago

    all talking to a dude in a bar and he comes out with "hey, I have two daughters your age"
    I really don't ever want to have twins/triplets/quadruplets etc.

    I really can't think of the reason why but blech

    I Win Swordfights on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    look

    we should just have mandatory fucking in fifth grade

    'cause sex ain't that big of a deal but our overly religious society makes it one
    sex is kind of a big deal if you're a girl, there are potentially dire consequences

    I'll amend your proposal: dudes should fuck blow-up dolls in fifth grade

    sex isn't a big deal if you're properly educated

    hence, mandatory fucking in fifth grade
    no matter how well educated you are, there is always going to be a chance you're going to make a baby (short of surgical prevention, anyway)

    World as Myth on
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    look

    we should just have mandatory fucking in fifth grade

    'cause sex ain't that big of a deal but our overly religious society makes it one
    sex is kind of a big deal if you're a girl, there are potentially dire consequences

    I'll amend your proposal: dudes should fuck blow-up dolls in fifth grade

    sex isn't a big deal if you're properly educated

    hence, mandatory fucking in fifth grade

    must be monitored by a medical professional

    satansfingers on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    making academic classes to talk to women is only going to reinforce the notion that you need academic classes to talk to women

    yes yes god forbid something is formed out of the desire to help some people jump over a personal hurdle they have in their head for no good reason.

    I know! In order to remove this hurdle, let's make people pay money to take this class with a professor of Womanology, who will, over the course of sixteen weeks, describe to the students what women really want.

    Charles Kinbote on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited August 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    when i met my boyfriend




    i don't have a boyfriend

    awwwww

    someday your prince will come, bongles
    putting out a lonely heart ad

    must be 20-30 6ft+ adonis preferably straight

    gonna get a lot of replies i think

    I wanted to hang out when you were in FL :(
    I didn't really have the time or power to make it happen

    I mean I was in Naples and my dad had the car

    HEY DAD DRIVE ME LIKE 400 MILES SO THAT I CAN MEET A DUDE FROM THE INTERNET

    bongi on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    when i met my boyfriend




    i don't have a boyfriend

    awwwww

    someday your prince will come, bongles
    putting out a lonely heart ad

    must be 20-30 6ft+ adonis preferably straight

    gonna get a lot of replies i think

    I wanted to hang out when you were in FL :(
    yeah but you're five foot nothing

    World as Myth on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    NO BABIES

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    i just want Ori to marry my best friend

    is that too much to ask

    Quoth on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    look

    we should just have mandatory fucking in fifth grade

    'cause sex ain't that big of a deal but our overly religious society makes it one
    sex is kind of a big deal if you're a girl, there are potentially dire consequences

    I'll amend your proposal: dudes should fuck blow-up dolls in fifth grade

    sex isn't a big deal if you're properly educated

    hence, mandatory fucking in fifth grade
    no matter how well educated you are, there is always going to be a chance you're going to make a baby (short of surgical prevention, anyway)

    listen

    i'm all for planned parenthood (the concept, not the organization)

    but when push comes to shove, babies are delicious

    the wook on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    I'm 30. I remember the first time I was at a party and found myself attracted to a woman in her 40s and I was all "ok this is odd"
    man I was at a club this one time and accidentally started chatting up this attractive lady who turned out to have an 18 year old

    ahaha, this happened to me years ago

    all talking to a dude in a bar and he comes out with "hey, I have two daughters your age"

    The key to seducing middle-aged ladies is to give them head-rubs and make them feel young again.

    Weaver on
  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    I got married to four cats. We have a nice lady also.

    I just choked on my iced tea, you dick!

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    when i met my boyfriend




    i don't have a boyfriend

    awwwww

    someday your prince will come, bongles
    putting out a lonely heart ad

    must be 20-30 6ft+ adonis preferably straight

    gonna get a lot of replies i think

    I wanted to hang out when you were in FL :(
    I didn't really have the time or power to make it happen

    I mean I was in Naples and my dad had the car

    HEY DAD DRIVE ME LIKE 400 MILES SO THAT I CAN MEET A DUDE FROM THE INTERNET
    S'cool. Someday. . .someday.

    Abracadaniel on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    robothero wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    I have a hard time meeting new people because I am always either at work or asleep, and my extracurriculars are almost entirely composed of people I've known for 20 years or more. It's difficult to find new things to do that fits into that schedule.

    I have this kind of too, as a florist all the men I meet are either already buying flowers for their girlfriends or are gay who I work with.

    Everyone I work with is much older than me, although flowers usually don't play into anything fortunately.

    Aw that's not great if everyone is older than you, its hard to find things in common sometimes that way. Shame about the no flowers, they cheer everyone up.

    Liiya on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited August 2009
    will smith as Hitch

    Unknown User on
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